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    Duh Lord give me stripper strength

    I want to fuck the DJ lol hes not even that good looking what is wrong with me hahah

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    Default Re: Lord give me stripper strength

    Don't shit where you eat. You'll be in search of a new club if things go awry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trustfundkiller View Post
    Don't shit where you eat. You'll be in search of a new club if things go awry.
    I knooooowwww hahaha I'm scheduling myself on his shifts less. I'm so annoyed at myself for even thinking about it

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    Fuck the manager instead. lmao.....I'm kidding. Definitely don't fuck the manager or the DJ.
    "Dancing tables, making deals with devils like a drunk beauty queen"

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    A cardinal stripper sin, don't do it.

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    Never! Never! I went to breakfast after work with a bouncer once with another dancer and then he told everyone we were "talking to each other" lol and gave me sheet music of a song he had written for me. Don't do it! Dick is plentiful and of low value in this world.

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    Y'all i don't even prefer dick �� I'm gunna bookmark this thread for when im feeling weak lmao

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    Dick is a waste of precious time and energy.

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    I'm dying.

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    Nooooooo ... it's literally never turned out good in stripper history lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by arielbriel View Post
    A cardinal stripper sin, don't do it.
    [QUOTE=vanessa_mtl;30291 Dick is plentiful and of low value in this world.[/QUOTE]

    Quote Originally Posted by Dance freak View Post
    Dick is a waste of precious time and energy.
    Ok, 3 Brilliant quotes I'm gonna use, thanks ladies!

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    Default Re: Lord give me stripper strength

    Unfortunately Strip club DJs tend to be players....space cadets...or both...

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    Lets say you fuck this dude and then when it stops... are you ok with seeing his face everyday? Personally, once I'm done with someone I do NOT want to see their face for the rest of my life again. Lol. This is why I don't get why ppl shit where they eat. Unless you plan on quitting that place forever and never return back.


    Plus, will you get jealous if you see him flirting with your co-workers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka View Post
    Lets say you fuck this dude and then when it stops... are you ok with seeing his face everyday? Personally, once I'm done with someone I do NOT want to see their face for the rest of my life again. Lol. This is why I don't get why ppl shit where they eat. Unless you plan on quitting that place forever and never return back.


    Plus, will you get jealous if you see him flirting with your co-workers?
    I'm a true hoeee lol none of that bothers me. The problem is guys are almost never as cool as they say they are and they make it weird haha. Meaningless fun turns into messaging me all hours of the day
    Sex doesn't mean to me what it means to most people. I dont think its special. Just another thing to do

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    Ahaha, I made out w a DJ once and a month later, he got another dancer pregnant. I'm SOOOO glad I dodged that bullet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by babb View Post
    Ahaha, I made out w a DJ once and a month later, he got another dancer pregnant. I'm SOOOO glad I dodged that bullet.
    Oh my goooooood. Yes bullet dodged haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanessa_mtl View Post
    Never! Never! I went to breakfast after work with a bouncer once with another dancer and then he told everyone we were "talking to each other" lol and gave me sheet music of a song he had written for me. Don't do it! Dick is plentiful and of low value in this world.
    BAHAHAHAAH 'dick is plentiful and of low value in this world". You made my day.

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