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    Exclamation Public service for new girls how not to dance

    Lots of posts on Stripperweb encourage newbies that you don't need to be a "dancer" to be a successful stripper, you don't need to know what to do with the pole, you can move slow and sensûal. All of this is true, but here are things new girls often do that makes them look really and truly bad.

    1) chew gum.
    2) not know how to take their panties off over their shoes.
    3) sing along to the song (it's not karaoke)
    4) floorwork that isn't floorwork but is crawling around. Stand and sway is way better. Don't overreach!
    5) the worst one by far is making sexy faces, or just performing the whole show with your mouth hanging open. I know you're trying to be sexy but you're not actually getting fucked hoping your partners delicious sweat is going to drip in your mouth, you're actually performing a show in front of a large number of strangers and you look like a desperate fish. Close your mouth. Smile or don't smile but whatever you do with your face do it on purpose.

    You're beautiful! You can do it! Any other vets feel free to chime in with any other faux pas.
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    ❤️ This!

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    Default Re: Public service for new girls how not to dance

    Quote Originally Posted by vanessa_mtl View Post
    5) the worst one by far is making sexy faces
    Haha I just can't make sexy faces. I look grumpy/pissed off. Was constantly told to smile!

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    I'm not a vet, but I've noticed where I dance that when the girls mouth the lyrics to the song that's playing it seems to get the crowd hyped up. Otherwise I agree with all this. I've also seen girls smoke cigarettes while on stage at one of the trashier clubs in my area LOL (it's all dives).

    I also once went to a club where I saw a girl miming like she is doing a handjob for a guy who was sitting near the stage. He really wasn't even tipping her shit either. I don't even get it lol. I definitely only went there as a customer and never decided to dance at that club.

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    Default Re: Public service for new girls how not to dance

    Quote Originally Posted by vanessa_mtl View Post
    Lots of posts on Stripperweb encourage newbies that you don't need to be a "dancer" to be a successful stripper, you don't need to know what to do with the pole, you can move slow and sensûal. All of this is true, but here are things new girls often do that makes them look really and truly bad.

    1) chew gum.
    2) not know how to take their panties off over their shoes.
    3) sing along to the song (it's not karaoke)
    4) floorwork that isn't floorwork but is crawling around. Stand and sway is way better. Don't overreach!
    5) the worst one by far is making sexy faces, or just performing the whole show with your mouth hanging open. I know you're trying to be sexy but you're not actually getting fucked hoping your partners delicious sweat is going to drip in your mouth, you're actually performing a show in front of a large number of strangers and you look like a desperate fish. Close your mouth. Smile or don't smile but whatever you do with your face do it on purpose.

    You're beautiful! You can do it! Any other vets feel free to chime in with any other faux pas.
    I literally do every single one of these things and people think I'm a baby stripper constantly lol lol.

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    Default Re: Public service for new girls how not to dance

    Making eye contact is key, and engaging with the custies at the tip rail is even better! Even if you just shoot one of them a smile and ask how his day is.

    As a lazy baby stripper at a fairly slow club where the majority of money isn't made on stage anyway, I love sitting/stretching/posing on stage while chatting with a customer. I conserve energy AND make more tips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Layla.00 View Post
    I literally do every single one of these things and people think I'm a baby stripper constantly lol lol.
    Lololol...at this point I'm sure you're crawl is striperrific. And your sexy faces are actually sexy and not just your mouth hanging open.

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    feeling personally attacked rn lmao. I know how to dance but I do all of those things on stage except for the "sexy faces" one. and gum helps with my anxiety!

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    Quote Originally Posted by random stripper View Post
    I'm not a vet, but I've noticed where I dance that when the girls mouth the lyrics to the song that's playing it seems to get the crowd hyped up. Otherwise I agree with all this. I've also seen girls smoke cigarettes while on stage at one of the trashier clubs in my area LOL (it's all dives).
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    It CAN look cute in an I'm so into this song and myself I have no fucks to give kind of way. But if you go in like it's lip sync for your life it can look very very foolish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanessa_mtl View Post
    it can look cute in an i'm so into this song and myself i have no fucks to give kind of way. But if you go in like it's lip sync for your life it can look very very foolish.
    lmaooooo LADIESSSS start your engines~

    I think newbies tend to lose sight of the fact that while, yes, you are a "performer" and an "artist" of sorts you gotta keep it down to earth lmao.

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    My only thing to add is to not try so hard and don't compare yourself to or try to emulate the other dancers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanXO View Post
    My only thing to add is to not try so hard and don't compare yourself to or try to emulate the other dancers.
    SO true! I love watching other girls on stage to get ideas but sometimes I find myself doubting MY stage show or thinking I should make it more like another girls.
    You know how each girl at the club has a specific stage show they do whether its intentional or subconscious and you just KNOW what they're gonna do next? I like it because it shows each girls personality in a weird way so if I started to rip off on another girl it wouldn't be 'ME'

    That sounds so cheesy lol but do you get what I am saying?

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