
Originally Posted by
vanessa_mtl
Lots of posts on Stripperweb encourage newbies that you don't need to be a "dancer" to be a successful stripper, you don't need to know what to do with the pole, you can move slow and sensûal. All of this is true, but here are things new girls often do that makes them look really and truly bad.
1) chew gum.
2) not know how to take their panties off over their shoes.
3) sing along to the song (it's not karaoke)
4) floorwork that isn't floorwork but is crawling around. Stand and sway is way better. Don't overreach!
5) the worst one by far is making sexy faces, or just performing the whole show with your mouth hanging open. I know you're trying to be sexy but you're not actually getting fucked hoping your partners delicious sweat is going to drip in your mouth, you're actually performing a show in front of a large number of strangers and you look like a desperate fish. Close your mouth. Smile or don't smile but whatever you do with your face do it on purpose.
You're beautiful! You can do it! Any other vets feel free to chime in with any other faux pas.
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