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    Alexandra Daddario is an actress. I'm not sure if this is from an actual first date, or if she was just trying to get a guy's attention. Feel free to share your own funny stories from similar situations.

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1275259/

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    Lol @ throwing potato at them.....

    but sex dream about her dog?!? yuk!

    I wish I had some funny stories - but none that I can think of.

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    Everybody has funny stories....just takes a little thinking

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    Lmao great shit. I wouldn't throw the potato at anybody. Ahahaha seems painful.

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    I'm not sure what is worse: throwing the potato at them or the dog sex dream? At the very least they'll at least remember her as the dog loving potato thrower.

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    That's a good friend right there.
    I like being alone, I just don't like being lonely.




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    she sounds kinda obnoxious.. throwing a potato at a guy on a date sounds like shit you'd joke about in middle school. so does "using tactics to impress men". no thanks! if they don't find me impressive they can leave lol

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    Edit: Ok, I misread that. Yeah, I think the dog and sex dream thing would be more disturbing. The potato, would it be a Mr. Potato head potato or a real one? I can't imagine either one of them hurting much less though. Odd, lol.
    Last edited by WendiStarr; 01-29-2018 at 03:39 PM.

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    Throwing the potato would be better than throwing the dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by slowpoke View Post
    Throwing the potato would be better than throwing the dog
    yes... but i rather have a dog thrown at me than a cat...I'd rather get away without blood loss and scars. XD
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    Ice breaker at the first date- telling the guy you got his mom in your back seat outside.

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    then follow it up with a sly smirk and casually say " I must say.. she set the bar pretty high "...then bite your nail teasingly
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morrigan View Post
    then follow it up with a sly smirk and casually say " I must say.. she set the bar pretty high "...then bite your nail teasingly
    LOL omg

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