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    For strippers hiding where they work what do you tell your family/roommates/friends/anyone reallywhere you work? Just curious

    I live with my parents still so I tell them I babysit for a few families that work late night shifts. And this way they can't check up on me (my parents would always do that whenever I used to work retail/waitressing)

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    Default Re: What's your work alibi?

    I just say I work at a bar. “I’m hanging out with my friends”, if someone asks what I’m doing at night.
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    Default Re: What's your work alibi?

    I say that I am a waitress at A club. I don't say a name. My parents aren't going to come to a strip club and alot of my friends are in the "broke college student" phase and that isn't their scene anyway.

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    Most of my friends know & so does my mom, but for anyone else I tell them I 'flip' clothes/run an online boutique (which is true.. it's just a hobby though, for extra spending money).
    It's made a decent cover so far; it explains why I'm often home all day, and it's worked for resumes- they can't verify it aside from asking for my website/username on the platforms I use.
    "People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."

    "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

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    Bartender/ Bottle service girl -explains why i work at nights and home during the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Piper328 View Post
    For strippers hiding where they work what do you tell your family/roommates/friends/anyone reallywhere you work? Just curious

    I live with my parents still so I tell them I babysit for a few families that work late night shifts. And this way they can't check up on me (my parents would always do that whenever I used to work retail/waitressing)
    The only people I lie too are from school.

    I tell them that I'm a freelance accountant and my clients are small businesses, so I come in after the office closes for the day.

    I used to tell people that I was a bartender, but they'd hassle me for the name of the club and that sucked.

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    I’m going to start driving for Lyft next month as my cover. I currently have a day job.

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    Default Re: What's your work alibi?

    That is a good one (or Uber)

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    At home caregiver, LOL! This way nobody can ask "what bar do you work at?" if I said bartender. And if I'd say I do such and such (straight job) they'd ask for company name because a lot of people are fishing for jobs for themselves or their friends/family. This would also explain why you are gone overnight or multiple days in a row (travel dancing).

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    You can always say u bartend private events- weddings, corporate events so ur not asked for a club name

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    Quote Originally Posted by giginecro View Post
    That is a good one (or Uber)
    Another incentive for me to do it is the car rental from them. Cost goes down the more you drive (all the way up to free) AND you can drive the car as much as you want for personal use. That alone is a big plus for me to be able to drive a non-descript fuel efficient sedan to and from work, as my personal vehicle is a gas-guzzling SUV covered in bumper stickers and is a lot more noticeable/unique.

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    for guys I used to say I was a bartender at a gay bar, also I used to tell people I worked events and was a nanny on the weekend for when I used to travel weekends.
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    I used to say call centre night shift for a credit card company. No one asked any further questions.

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