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    So tonight the power went out completely at my club tonight about 2 and a half hours into my shift. Luckily I had made my quota so I want pissed and we didn’t have to pay house fees because it was early into the night. With that happening, they had to close😕...I thought it was hilarious though because a few of us used our flashlights on our iPhones to still do a “tip walk” lol. Some even played music from their phones to dance (true Hustling &#128514. Either way I’ve seen funny shit happen repeatedly but tonight takes the cake 😂😂😂😂. What is your own experience....Let’s have laugh

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    Police raid. OH the memories.

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    I’ve had customers try to give me drugs as tips (lololol no thanks my dude, I only accept cash also hell fucking no), seen juiced-up bouncers body-slam dudes to the ground, club had a gas leak and everyone was getting dizzy and lightheaded but management straight up refused there was a problem, I’ve had other dancers actually slip drugs into my stripper purse without me noticing because they got paranoid and wanted to hide their drugs (why in my bag tho?? get that shit away from me), and one memorable Saturday night all the ATMs in the club and outside the club AND the credit card readers went down.

    ETA: Also girls screaming in the dressing room “WHO NEEDS DRUGS, I GOT DRUGS”, the DJ busting into the dressing room at an alcohol-free club shouting that someone needs to give him booze now, girls getting caught smoking heroin in the bathroom with no doors on the stalls.

    I’ve worked in some truly gnarly clubs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by overcast View Post
    I’ve had customers try to give me drugs as tips (lololol no thanks my dude, I only accept cash also hell fucking no), seen juiced-up bouncers body-slam dudes to the ground, club had a gas leak and everyone was getting dizzy and lightheaded but management straight up refused there was a problem, I’ve had other dancers actually slip drugs into my stripper purse without me noticing because they got paranoid and wanted to hide their drugs (why in my bag tho?? get that shit away from me), and one memorable Saturday night all the ATMs in the club and outside the club AND the credit card readers went down.
    Yeah my dancer friend "E" got carbon monoxide poisoning in a club dressing room but the club owner wouldn't admit what happened so he would not have to pay her hospital bill. What an a-hole

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    This isn't AT the club but a customer drowned in the pond in the woods behind my club (we're wayy in the country) he actually got kicked out I believe for being way too drunk and/or on drugs

    Edit: IN the club: girl literally negotiating prices to go in the parking lot with her.. in front of managers. Other than that.. dumbass customer fights

    Im sure there's way more I'm forgetting but that's it for now
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    -A dancer had a seizure on stage.
    -Power went out, and only 1 emergency light was left in the whole building
    -A dancer literally took a shit in a girls work bag
    -A drunk girl ate spaghetti out of her stripper shoe
    -After night shift ended, some asshole refused to pay his bar tab. All us girls were stuck in the dressing room (for an hour) ready to cash out funny money, but management had to deal Mr. BarTab. Cops showed up and arrested him.
    -A girl threw a broke customers wallet across the room.
    -Someone overdosed and died in the bathroom stall
    -Drunk girl threw up in the coat closet.
    -This one girl I worked with was a master pick pocketer. Never once got caught.

    I feel like im forgetting so much! Well, it's a start ^.^

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    Two strippers snorting coke off of a guy's erect dick in the dressing room. No idea why the heck they brought him back there. Custies aren't supposed to be in the dressing room. A stripper blowing the manager in the bathroom on the toilet with the stall door open. One of the druggie strippers had a bloody nose so she stuck a tampon up her nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutiecam View Post
    -A dancer had a seizure on stage.
    -Power went out, and only 1 emergency light was left in the whole building
    -A dancer literally took a shit in a girls work bag
    -A drunk girl ate spaghetti out of her stripper shoe
    -After night shift ended, some asshole refused to pay his bar tab. All us girls were stuck in the dressing room (for an hour) ready to cash out funny money, but management had to deal Mr. BarTab. Cops showed up and arrested him.
    -A girl threw a broke customers wallet across the room.
    -Someone overdosed and died in the bathroom stall
    -Drunk girl threw up in the coat closet.
    -This one girl I worked with was a master pick pocketer. Never once got caught.

    I feel like im forgetting so much! Well, it's a start ^.^
    Damn...where did you work...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnuffleUffleGrass View Post
    Damn...where did you work...?
    ^.^ Its an accumulation of many clubs over nearly 10 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutiecam View Post
    ^.^ Its an accumulation of many clubs over nearly 10 years.
    Sounds stressful

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    Police raids.

    Stripper fights that left cheap broken jewelry and weave all over.

    OD's. Dancers "roofied" (they likely just drank WAY too much.)

    A dancer was shooting up in the bathroom and somehow blew a vein so badly that she splattered blood all over the stall.

    I watched a girl pee in the locker room trash can. I watched another take a plastic cup, squat under the locker room counter and pee. The bathrooms were "too dirty" to pee in, so she only went in there to do drugs.

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    ^^^ looks like the greatest hits. Damn no wonder why people think strippers are crazy.

    -two girl started fighting in the dressing room then started making out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ifyouseekamy View Post
    ^^^ looks like the greatest hits. Damn no wonder why people think strippers are crazy.

    -two girl started fighting in the dressing room then started making out
    Nice...…….

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    Been in a raid
    Been in a power outage

    Been in a club when a Customer refuses to pay someone for dances she did for him and he throws her on the ground and tries to exit at the front door, threatening the door guy and customer with a knife. Third guy approaches door, trying to enter as a customer, with concealed carry. He tells the guy to leave and the guy is getting more and more agitated. Gets out his gun and tells the guy, we are calmly asking you to leave. The guy lunges at him with the knife and the customer shoots him IN THE HAND HOLDING THE KNIFE. Police come and no one can go in or out for hours. Thank goodness that customer showed up when he did.

    Been at my club where we have a smoking area for dancers that is outside and contained by an 8 foot fence. A girl was kicked out for fighting with another girl. She was escorted to her car to leave and bouncers went inside. She cane back, climbed over the fence to the smoking area, and curb stomped the shit out of the other girl. Her face was caved in and brain matter exposed. Had to be taken to the hospital in an ambulance. Could have died. That other girl doesn’t work there anymore lol.

    Been in a club that caught on fire
    Been in a club that had a bank vault door installed as it’s front door because s year prior a customer went to his car and got a gun and came back in and killed three people.
    Been at a club that used to host the absolute hottest porn stars, saw Jenna Jameson in her day, Christy Mack, more. Biggest, craziest, most dollars flying everywhere night I ever saw there was when Bridgett the Midget featured. Most dollars I’ve ever seen on a stage, they were like layers and layers and layers deep.

    Been in a club in Nola, there were tons of Christmas parties going on at the bars around the quarter and everyone was dressed up in costumes. I was giving a dance and turned to see another girl giving a dance to The Grinch, he had green face with green hair all over his body, skinny and weird with no shirt and a big pot belly and yellow eyes. Looked JUST LIKE The Grinch. Absolute weirdest thing I’ve seen in a strip club lol.

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    Been in a raid
    Been in a power outage

    Been in a club when a Customer refuses to pay someone for dances she did for him and he throws her on the ground and tries to exit at the front door, threatening the door guy and customer with a knife. Third guy approaches door, trying to enter as a customer, with concealed carry. He tells the guy to leave and the guy is getting more and more agitated. Gets out his gun and tells the guy, we are calmly asking you to leave. The guy lunges at him with the knife and the customer shoots him IN THE HAND HOLDING THE KNIFE. Police come and no one can go in or out for hours. Thank goodness that customer showed up when he did.

    Been at my club where we have a smoking area for dancers that is outside and contained by an 8 foot fence. A girl was kicked out for fighting with another girl. She was escorted to her car to leave and bouncers went inside. She cane back, climbed over the fence to the smoking area, and curb stomped the shit out of the other girl. Her face was caved in and brain matter exposed. Had to be taken to the hospital in an ambulance. Could have died. That other girl doesn’t work there anymore lol.

    Been in a club that caught on fire
    Been in a club that had a bank vault door installed as it’s front door because s year prior a customer went to his car and got a gun and came back in and killed three people.
    Been at a club that used to host the absolute hottest porn stars, saw Jenna Jameson in her day, Christy Mack, more. Biggest, craziest, most dollars flying everywhere night I ever saw there was when Bridgett the Midget featured. Most dollars I’ve ever seen on a stage, they were like layers and layers and layers deep.

    Been in a club in Nola, there were tons of Christmas parties going on at the bars around the quarter and everyone was dressed up in costumes. I was giving a dance and turned to see another girl giving a dance to The Grinch, he had green face with green hair all over his body, skinny and weird with no shirt and a big pot belly and yellow eyes. Looked JUST LIKE The Grinch. Absolute weirdest thing I’ve seen in a strip club lol.

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    Idc why it posted that twice but it don’t let me delete so that’s pretty fun.

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