I've been celibate for 5 months and I've been thinking: If I ever start hooking up again, I want to be more picky with my partners. Before I used to just jump in the car of any tom dick or harry, but this time around I want to make sure I respect myself.
What's a sexy way of asking "Can I see proof on paper that you are clean that are no more than 2 months old (and if you don't have that, can you please go get that checked out and then send me the results?) And WILL YOU be there for this baby if we accidentally procreate?"
Oooooh I just thought of something too: My go-to method for dick-getting is tinder, because I'm such an introvert. But since I want to start being more social, it's going to be even HARDER to sound sexy whilst asking these questions IN PERSON for in-the-moment hot n horny hookups oooooooh Nooooooooo lol help




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