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    Hey girls! So Iíve come to the conclusion I am too socially awkward and currently too depressed to go audition at the club. I feel like men would look right thru me, not making it easy to sell the fantasy. What are other ways to bring in money fast? I have experience escorting but canít seem to find any worthwhile website

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    what's made you come to this conclusion? have you auditioned previously?

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    I haven’t actually auditioned I drove to the club one night, sat outside thinking about everything that can go wrong and convinced myself out of it.

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    Storytime: my first audition! Guess what it's terrible. It's so bad.

    1. I had full bush and was auditioning at a nude club because I assumed that, well, that you can do that?
    2. I had NO idea how to dance, WHATSOEVER. My "dancing" consisted of walking forward & backward on the stage in a sort of gyrate-y fashion.
    3. I fell on stage because I had never previously worn heels.
    4. I was covered in black hair dye on my back & neck.
    5. Did I mention I had a substance abuse problem and acted like an asshole all the time?


    FINALLY I got a customer who wanted a dance from me, and I sucked at giving the dance so I tried to break the ice by asking him if he had any kids--and he was so ashamed he looked at his feet and mumbled "yeah I got kids" and walked out. I saw him at a totally different club several months later and he made eye contact with me and split. To this day I'm not sure why but there you go.

    I was kicked out of my first club after I took a bunch of adderall and told a group of frat bros I had cancer and they were helping pay for my leukemia treatment.

    I LIVED TO TELL ABOUT IT.

    My point is that terrible things can happen, they do happen, and they're overcome. It is highly unlikely that you will fuck up your first audition near as bad as I fucked up mine.

    In the club, there's someone for everyone and that goes for personality too. Not every guy wants to spend money on the uber-confident alpha female who runs the whole show. There are dudes that will pay just to kick it with a good listener and talk about his life problems, or someone who won't judge him for being honest about his weird (probably foot) fetish. I get customers who are widowers, who are new in town and have a hard time making friends, whose wives have become disinterested in sex but remain extremely possessive and jealous... trust me, I am so socially awkward and my bread & butter is dudes who just wanna talk because no one else in their lives will listen.

    I strongly encourage you to grab you a sexy costume, do some fuckin power poses like the bad bitch you are, and face that audition. It's gonna be OK girl. Camming is also an option for social anxiety. But think of it like this: our customers are just as socially awkward and weird as we are. It's a safe environment for us both to explore that. (Only we get paid for it lmao.)

    BEST OF LUCK!!!!!! Please hmu if you have questions!!

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    If I can fake till I make it. I think you can do it. I usually pick my favorite pornostar- Lisa Ann- and just try to act like her, or watching a strip tease porn or movie can help me get into character.

    Yes ^^^^ a lots of guys just want a topless therapist.

    That being said emotional labor is real work. So don’t do it you think you’ll like have a nervous break down. More times than not it’s just a mindset of “not feeling it”
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    My advice, take a waitressing job to get comfortable with talking to people, flirting, etc.

    Not everyone can be extroverted enough to be a stripper. You have to act like one for the shift....whether you really are or not.
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    Smoking weed, a boob job and a gym membership haven't steered me wrong.
    "There are no stupid questions, only stupid people. "-Mr. Garrison, South Park.

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    My audition was awful and I was a ball of nerves even after researching all of this for months like a nerd AND being completely comforrable as a regular strip club customer. My favorite DJ who was at my audition and who I have become friends with even confessed to me recently that I looked so terrified he didn’t think I’d make it past my first night.

    I will also never not be awkward I think. It’s just how I am in general and always have been. Some guys LOVE this, it makes you seem more real and less intimidating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexxiebb View Post
    Iíve come to the conclusion I am too socially awkward and currently too depressed to go audition at the club. I feel like men would look right thru me
    I feel similarly every single day. In spite of social anxiety and chronic depression, I have been dragging my butt into work for the past 4.5 years. I still make money. If one customer doesn't like me (senses my anxiety or can tell that I am depressed), I move on to the next customer and see if he will spend money on me; if he says no, I move on to the next customer and see if he wants a dance. Eventually someone does say "Yes," and before you know it, I am on a roll and making money. This job is sales, and in sales you will hear many more "No's" than "Yes's," no matter how outgoing, seductive, or otherwise good at the job you are. The hottest and most extroverted dancer hears "No" several times a night.

    As for your audition, it may sound morbid, but remember that you are going to die one day. Do you want to remember that you were too nervous to do the audition at a strip bar? If that club says no to you, on to the next. Eventually a club WILL say "Yes."

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    I havenít actually auditioned I drove to the club one night, sat outside thinking about everything that can go wrong and convinced myself out of it.
    This was me too. I stood outside a big club trying to psyche myself up for like 2 hours before getting discouraged, turning around, and heading back home. Don't think, just DO. Just go to the doorman and say you're there to audition--it's that simple. Think about what will happen if they reject you, if you fall onstage, if your panties break...nothing will happen. You will drive to the next club and try there. Everybody is concentrating on themselves. If you fail majorly, it's likely no one will even remember it or be thinking about it the next day. No one gives a damn. Therefore, you might as well give it a shot.

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