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    lately i've been going to strip clubs somewhat regularly. i usually roll in with 20 in dollar bills and hold them in my hand as i'm walking or standing in the club. my standard procedure is to identify the strippers with the fattest bootys or biggest tits that are working that night. this takes some time, usually up to 1 hour. i walk around, if i see any girls with boobs that i like or a nice shaped/big booty that i enjoy i typically will approach and tip a few bucks to slap some ass and bounce a tit. it's all fun, the girls love it and if it's early in the night i will whisper into their ears that i'll find them later for a piece of that ass. next i just keep walking around and "browsing" at what is available.

    a foolish mistake would be to get a dance with the first girl you talk to, even if she's hot. this is something that i specifically do not do. i make sure that i take enough time upon arrival to scan the entire club and see exactly what girls are available. once i've done that i then select the stripper with the fattest and most roundest booty in the entire club. if i'm lucky i can find 1 of these girls working, especially on a friday or saturday. on a weekday i usually have less luck, there will be decent/hot looking girls but no mind-blowingly fat bootys. in which case i either A) take an L and just go home after tipping some ladies one dollar bills or B) settle with the best option of that night and grab a dance, maybe two

    assuming i can find a stripper with a big fat bubble booty, next comes the dicey part: negotiating what i want. typically these hotter girls are very blase and put little effort into delivering a solid performance for their customers. if i can identify this while talking to her i will usually back off, in the past i've learned that getting dances from these girls tends to end in an unsatisfying and bland experience. sometimes you CAN find super hot chicks that will knock you the fuck out during dances though. i remember one friday i ran into a brazilian chick with the fattest ass ever, like instagram model material, and we agreed on $40 for 2 dances of her suffocating my face with her fat ass the entire time, it was outstanding and it is definitely not easy to come by girls with that much booty that are willing to deliver. but anyway, that is my standard request when i am approaching these girls for dances. i essentially tell them that i want them to suffocate my face in their booty for the entire dance

    i've already gotten dances with most of the hot-looking girls in the club, so i know which ones deliver poorly, which ones are okay, and which are the best. this is good intel for next time, so when i'm back again in a few weeks, if i'm looking for a repeat i can just select the top or avoid all the girls if no one is able to deliver

    in terms of repeats, there are some girls that have delivered me excellent dances and look decent, i'd only repeat with them once and a while to be honest. once you've already gotten the experience with them, the same thing over and over doesn't seem as fruitful. for the girls that are the knock outs and can deliver, i'd love to do some repeats here and there, unfortunately i haven't ran into girls again, never saw that brazilian chick again

    i will be honest though, when i step into a strip club, immediately 90% of the girls that i see i have no interest in. this is just me personally though. already having slept with over 20 girls, i know exactly what i like, big round and fat bubble bootys, or huge boobs which i can never seem to find in these strip clubs. it's no surprise that most of the strippers have neither of these things. i mainly see a lot of skinny girls with A or B cup boobs. also some average bodied girls. when i'm standing around and "browsing" i like to have my stack of $1s in my hand, out in the open. i want girls to know that these are my bullets and i'm ready to drop them. when i see very slim girls with no tits or ass walking by me though, i immediately cover up my bills in my hands and avoid eye contact. the last thing i want is girls such as these approaching me and thinking i want to tip them, so i make it very clear with body language that i'm not interested and looking around at other girls or i'm paying attention to other things.

    and that's about it. i sometimes have some solid dances with some total hotties. it all really depends and it's hit or miss. best part about strip clubs is that they're legal and some days i save money if i don't see any top level girls that i'm looking for. eventually though i do want to start paying to fuck hot girls when my circumstances improve
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    Default Re: I'm a somewhat regular strip club customer, here is my viewpoint

    LMAO!! OK? What was your purpose of writing this, to brag? Like I'm really curious. What was the outcome you imagined in your mind when you wrote this post? Did you think all the ladies on this site was gonna fight for your attention and your $20?
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    Le sigh

    Yet another tuscl basement dweller story......


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    Default Re: I'm a somewhat regular strip club customer, here is my viewpoint

    Loser.


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    Default Re: I'm a somewhat regular strip club customer, here is my viewpoint

    Ok, and the point of this was what exactly?

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    How do you ban people that aren't supposed to be proper members?

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    Default Re: I'm a somewhat regular strip club customer, here is my viewpoint

    Have you been a moron your entire life?

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    Default Re: I'm a somewhat regular strip club customer, here is my viewpoint

    I didn't read the whole thing and even still this was obviously written by a girl who's jealous of your average skinny A to C cup dancer, can't get hired at a decent place to save her life and thinks sleeping with random sleazeballs at a dive for a literal dollar is normal and leaving were twenty dollars is a great night.

    Which is all well and good if that works for this person, but don't go around trying to shit on everyone else. You are embarrassing yourself so hard.
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    Default Re: I'm a somewhat regular strip club customer, here is my viewpoint

    For right now we'll leave this up for the popcorn factor.

    Reading this extemporaneous prose I have to ask, does OP like big bubble bootie? Because I'm a little unclear still.
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    LOL, this thread highlights what I was talking about in this section. What rational and well-adjust man needs to come on here to brag about his non-existent adventures with strippers? None, that's who! Now, the bottom of the barrel is coming on here and bragging about spending only 20 dollars while hot Instagram models are dancing for him. I can't wait to see what's next.
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    Actually, I am unclear about picking top shelf chicks yet spending 20 dollars in one night. He seems like such a big spender and I can imagine what is like to date him. Yes, it will be nothing but dates to McDonald's and romantic evenings in back of the alleys. Yes, a true generous gentleman that top shelf dancers should be with.


    Quote Originally Posted by Bahuba View Post
    For right now we'll leave this up for the popcorn factor.

    Reading this extemporaneous prose I have to ask, does OP like big bubble bootie? Because I'm a little unclear still.
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    How TF anyone get thru the first sentence, let alone all that!?
    I saw the title, length of post, 'n bye, eyes glazed over


    PS went back & read 1st paragraph, I doubt they love a cheap- o, & a grabby one @ that


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    This trick be clutching his basement rent money in the clubs

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    That is one of the strangest posts I've read in a long time. I kept reading thinking it was a long set up for a joke, but then I got to the end, and it appears to be intended to be serious. It's like if you crossed Pee Wee Herman and Austin Powers, and then described a night on the town. Kudos poster, I'm still thinking, wtf did I read

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    This trick be clutching his basement rent money in the clubs
    "Clutching" LOLOL!!
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    I'm not sure which is worse, the story itself or the fact that a grown man would actually put the time and effort into posting this nonsense on a stripper support site.

    Maybe even more depressing is how hamfisted and poorly written this was. it used to be that the trolls who tried to stir the pot on here were far more clever and sometimes even amusing, but this guy is nothing other than painfully obvious. If you absolutely must troll, at least be artful about it.

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    Default Re: I'm a somewhat regular strip club customer, here is my viewpoint

    Listen ladies he’s slept with 20 women, he knows what he’s talking about OK

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    to be honest everything i wrote in my OP is 100% true. it may be embellished a bit with certain verbiage to make it sound comical but it is all still true

    i tend to go to the strip clubs about once every 2 weeks. sometimes once a week but if i am going that frequently, half my visits i don't spend much money and just tip a few girls and chat with some regular strippers or sometimes a shot girl

    my advice to strippers is to identify who the regular customers are early and try to be nice to them. there's nothing more stupid than being mean to regulars at the strip club. for example i go into the strip club one evening on a weekday. it was late, towards 1am but i still was interested in getting a dance or two. i see the girls and i can tell they are unwinding from their night, a few wouldn't do dances at that point and only wanted to sell me private rooms, in particular one asian girl. i go back to the club next week and i'm standing there doing my usual thing, have my wad of $1s out and just chilling, then i see the same asian girl walking around conducting no business. you would think that these strippers would have an incentive to be nice to you? it truly blows my mind lol. i guess some just have poorer customer service skills compared to others

    but then again i am a very particular customer. most of my visits really consist of finding a big booty chick that will suffocate me with her booty. most of the slim and skinny strippers that walk by i try to avoid eye contact and sort of tuck my bills away... i'd really prefer to select the strippers i want as opposed to having girls that i may not find attractive walk up to me in an attempt to solicit tips

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    this guy is an entitled douche canoe who thinks his 20 dollars means something LMAO GTFOH LOSER! ROFL! oooh 20 dollars. BIG FUCKING WOOP.
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    Dude either you’re lying or you’re cheap plus a shitty personality

    If you were a regular at the clubs that ladies enjoyed spending their time with, you’d have your list of preferred ladies ready for you when you pull up to the club.

    Instead you are acting like some entitled high roller and it sounds like the ladies peep your game, have decided time with you is not worth the trouble cause you’re too cheap, and then avoid you.

    You either need to get your expectations in check or get your money up before going back to the clubs.

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    Default Re: I'm a somewhat regular strip club customer, here is my viewpoint

    The only thing remotely 'comical' about your posts is that you expect to be taken seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stripclubgoer123 View Post



    my advice to strippers is to identify who the regular customers are early and try to be nice to them.
    WOW!
    Life changing advice, thanks


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    Wow. You go into strip clubs and buy dances from women who appeal to you! Never heard of that. That's crazy. That would be like going to a restaurant, looking at the menu, and then ordering the entree that
    looks best to you. Thanks for sharing. Few people can match you're keen grasp of the obvious.
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    Most strippers aren't gonna force themself to be nice to a cheap fuck who only wants to buy a dance or two. Gtfoh with that shit.

    You're a cheap time waster. That's what we identify you as.

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    Default Re: I'm a somewhat regular strip club customer, here is my viewpoint

    This is a sub-forum for customers to ask us questions, not give unsolicited (bad) advice.

    Notes to any customer who's reading this tripe:

    - Guys who actually have money to spend (and I mean MONEY, not $60) don't talk about it.
    - Most girls actively ignore anyone who flashes their wad of money, especially if it's $1s. 95% of the time these guys don't buy any dances, or if they do it took the girl an hour of talking to get 1 dance. I'll sacrifice the $20 to save my sanity, thanks.
    - Just because a girl isn't busy right at that second doesn't mean she won't walk out with a large sum of money, FYI. This always cracks me up, dudes that try to insult a particular girl for not being constantly dancing for or flirting with customers. She may have already conducted all of her business and danced for everyone available, ever think of that?
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