lately i've been going to strip clubs somewhat regularly. i usually roll in with 20 in dollar bills and hold them in my hand as i'm walking or standing in the club. my standard procedure is to identify the strippers with the fattest bootys or biggest tits that are working that night. this takes some time, usually up to 1 hour. i walk around, if i see any girls with boobs that i like or a nice shaped/big booty that i enjoy i typically will approach and tip a few bucks to slap some ass and bounce a tit. it's all fun, the girls love it and if it's early in the night i will whisper into their ears that i'll find them later for a piece of that ass. next i just keep walking around and "browsing" at what is available.
a foolish mistake would be to get a dance with the first girl you talk to, even if she's hot. this is something that i specifically do not do. i make sure that i take enough time upon arrival to scan the entire club and see exactly what girls are available. once i've done that i then select the stripper with the fattest and most roundest booty in the entire club. if i'm lucky i can find 1 of these girls working, especially on a friday or saturday. on a weekday i usually have less luck, there will be decent/hot looking girls but no mind-blowingly fat bootys. in which case i either A) take an L and just go home after tipping some ladies one dollar bills or B) settle with the best option of that night and grab a dance, maybe two
assuming i can find a stripper with a big fat bubble booty, next comes the dicey part: negotiating what i want. typically these hotter girls are very blase and put little effort into delivering a solid performance for their customers. if i can identify this while talking to her i will usually back off, in the past i've learned that getting dances from these girls tends to end in an unsatisfying and bland experience. sometimes you CAN find super hot chicks that will knock you the fuck out during dances though. i remember one friday i ran into a brazilian chick with the fattest ass ever, like instagram model material, and we agreed on $40 for 2 dances of her suffocating my face with her fat ass the entire time, it was outstanding and it is definitely not easy to come by girls with that much booty that are willing to deliver. but anyway, that is my standard request when i am approaching these girls for dances. i essentially tell them that i want them to suffocate my face in their booty for the entire dance
i've already gotten dances with most of the hot-looking girls in the club, so i know which ones deliver poorly, which ones are okay, and which are the best. this is good intel for next time, so when i'm back again in a few weeks, if i'm looking for a repeat i can just select the top or avoid all the girls if no one is able to deliver
in terms of repeats, there are some girls that have delivered me excellent dances and look decent, i'd only repeat with them once and a while to be honest. once you've already gotten the experience with them, the same thing over and over doesn't seem as fruitful. for the girls that are the knock outs and can deliver, i'd love to do some repeats here and there, unfortunately i haven't ran into girls again, never saw that brazilian chick again
i will be honest though, when i step into a strip club, immediately 90% of the girls that i see i have no interest in. this is just me personally though. already having slept with over 20 girls, i know exactly what i like, big round and fat bubble bootys, or huge boobs which i can never seem to find in these strip clubs. it's no surprise that most of the strippers have neither of these things. i mainly see a lot of skinny girls with A or B cup boobs. also some average bodied girls. when i'm standing around and "browsing" i like to have my stack of $1s in my hand, out in the open. i want girls to know that these are my bullets and i'm ready to drop them. when i see very slim girls with no tits or ass walking by me though, i immediately cover up my bills in my hands and avoid eye contact. the last thing i want is girls such as these approaching me and thinking i want to tip them, so i make it very clear with body language that i'm not interested and looking around at other girls or i'm paying attention to other things.
and that's about it. i sometimes have some solid dances with some total hotties. it all really depends and it's hit or miss. best part about strip clubs is that they're legal and some days i save money if i don't see any top level girls that i'm looking for. eventually though i do want to start paying to fuck hot girls when my circumstances improve


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Now, the bottom of the barrel is coming on here and bragging about spending only 20 dollars while hot Instagram models are dancing for him. I can't wait to see what's next.


He seems like such a big spender and I can imagine what is like to date him. Yes, it will be nothing but dates to McDonald's and romantic evenings in back of the alleys. Yes, a true generous gentleman that top shelf dancers should be with.




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