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    Default Re: I'm a somewhat regular strip club customer, here is my viewpoint

    "Suffocate my face with her ass" ....I'd let one rip in his face now that we know you're an ass man. Pick me Pick me!!!

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    Damn...you guys are rough!

    this is just a boy with a dream...........to one day, be able to pay for someone to have sex with him.(if of course.....his circumstances improve)

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemiwinks31 View Post
    Damn...you guys are rough!

    this is just a boy with a dream...........to one day, be able to pay for someone to have sex with him.(if of course.....his circumstances improve)
    But he's already slept with 20 women! They should be paying him. And he's already told dancers to be nice to their regulars. Think what he could teach them about sex!

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    Default Re: I'm a somewhat regular strip club customer, here is my viewpoint

    This is why I dont use my emotional labor on cheapskates. Every guy says I give the best dances. I treat men who spend money like Kings. cheapskates get “wanna dance” okay No enjoy the show. I’m polite. I’m a quality entertainer I don’t need to beg. If I’m not a Guys type. Bye. Time is money. Emotional labor is REAL WORK. Regulating my emotions, showering, hair, make up takes time and energy. You get what you pay for. A limited spender gets a limited experience from me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lastone View Post
    But he's already slept with 20 women! They should be paying him. And he's already told dancers to be nice to their regulars. Think what he could teach them about sex!
    Bahahaha. Love this.

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    Default Re: I'm a somewhat regular strip club customer, here is my viewpoint

    Quote Originally Posted by stripclubgoer123 View Post
    to be honest everything i wrote in my OP is 100% true. it may be embellished a bit with certain verbiage to make it sound comical but it is all still true

    i tend to go to the strip clubs about once every 2 weeks. sometimes once a week but if i am going that frequently, half my visits i don't spend much money and just tip a few girls and chat with some regular strippers or sometimes a shot girl

    my advice to strippers is to identify who the regular customers are early and try to be nice to them. there's nothing more stupid than being mean to regulars at the strip club. for example i go into the strip club one evening on a weekday. it was late, towards 1am but i still was interested in getting a dance or two. i see the girls and i can tell they are unwinding from their night, a few wouldn't do dances at that point and only wanted to sell me private rooms, in particular one asian girl. i go back to the club next week and i'm standing there doing my usual thing, have my wad of $1s out and just chilling, then i see the same asian girl walking around conducting no business. you would think that these strippers would have an incentive to be nice to you? it truly blows my mind lol. i guess some just have poorer customer service skills compared to others

    but then again i am a very particular customer. most of my visits really consist of finding a big booty chick that will suffocate me with her booty. most of the slim and skinny strippers that walk by i try to avoid eye contact and sort of tuck my bills away... i'd really prefer to select the strippers i want as opposed to having girls that i may not find attractive walk up to me in an attempt to solicit tips
    You are in the wrong forum. There is a whole separate section, referred-to as "blue", where you can post trip reports and your advice to dancers.

    This forum is for direct conversation and asking the dancers for advice or answers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lastone View Post
    But he's already slept with 20 women! They should be paying him. And he's already told dancers to be nice to their regulars. Think what he could teach them about sex!
    Jerking off to porn does NOT equal sleeping with the model. Someday, these guys will understand that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Selina M View Post
    Notes to any customer who's reading this tripe:

    All of your post was spot on, except for this part here. Stop insulting tripe!

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    Default Re: I'm a somewhat regular strip club customer, here is my viewpoint

    Do you know what irritates me more than anything?

    Someone grabbing/groping/pinching/poking/squeezing me when I am not doing anything but minding my own business, and trying to justify that it’s ok to do so by shoving A DOLLAR on me.

    Here is some advice for you:

    If you identify the dancer you want to dance with, try to be nice to her.

    If you ‘try and see a titty bounce’ with me, I will intercept your hand by grabbing it hard and bending it backwards. Additionally: I would never agree to your weird ass smothering fetish for $20 a song.

    If you are not having a good experience in the strip club it is because you have poor manners and are expecting the most from the hottest girls at the lowest premium. I am the girl you described. I would not care to dance with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    This trick be clutching his basement rent money in the clubs


    yesssssss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinksugardoll View Post
    Do you know what irritates me more than anything?

    Someone grabbing/groping/pinching/poking/squeezing me when I am not doing anything but minding my own business, and trying to justify that it’s ok to do so by shoving A DOLLAR on me.

    Here is some advice for you:

    If you identify the dancer you want to dance with, try to be nice to her.

    If you ‘try and see a titty bounce’ with me, I will intercept your hand by grabbing it hard and bending it backwards. Additionally: I would never agree to your weird ass smothering fetish for $20 a song.

    If you are not having a good experience in the strip club it is because you have poor manners and are expecting the most from the hottest girls at the lowest premium. I am the girl you described. I would not care to dance with you.
    THIS, a million times over!
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    Bubble booties and $20. What is this Mcdonald's value menu of sc? I think this kind of post belongs in the blue side, in strip club junkie forum. Such ridiculous strip club fables are quite common over there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stripclubgoer123 View Post
    a foolish mistake would be to get a dance with the first girl you talk to, even if she's hot.
    That is solid advice. Say "maybe later," then maybe later if that's your choice. Most members here are upscale or have uspcale ambition, so a post about dive clubbing had predictable reactions.

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    You want a girl with big tits and ass? Well we want guys with a big wallet. The way you ignore skinny girls is the way we ignore broke guys. Guys that flex money hardly ever spend anything substantial and we all know that. Be nice to regulars ? The girls see you and remember you're a cheap fuck regular who acts like a baller and they roll their eyes.

    Dancers are smarter than you think. Flexin $20 singles ain't impressing anyone. We can spot a cheap poser from miles away. I can't believe you find the hottest girl in your opinion and then try to cut a discount with her? If I'm the hottest girl in the club I get insulted that someone would ask for a discount when all other customers are paying me my asking price PLUS tip.

    You do understand that top dancers make thousands per shift right? Considering that, I'm not too hard up for your $3 tip in exchange for groping me. I'd rather you keep your singles and I'll keep my standards, value, and self respect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WendiStarr View Post
    Bubble booties and $20. What is this Mcdonald's value menu of sc? I think this kind of post belongs in the blue side, in strip club junkie forum. Such ridiculous strip club fables are quite common over there.
    I reported this garbage thread, but bc some MEN find this crap funny and don't even consider that it is ANNOYING as fuck trolling towards the entertainers on the forum, it stays open and the troll fuck isn't getting banned.

    Threads like these are DISRESPECTFUL! We deal with enough assholes. Now we gotta laugh with them here feeding shit ass advice or just plain stupid shit that adds no value to anyone.

    I know OP is a damn troll, but that is not a customer. It's human furniture.
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    PSA: Hey Customers, this is how you do it... (Insert the dumbest shit ever here)

    Dude, any nonsense you have for us, we already know better than you do. I get to the club, i let a rotation go by. By doing that i see every one on stage, i tell the hustlers this as well "Talk to me in a bit, Hun. I just got here."I have a few drinks, mainly to get the dollars to tip. By then i know which girl i like. I don't need OP to tell me how to do this shit.
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