"Suffocate my face with her ass" ....I'd let one rip in his face now that we know you're an ass man. Pick me Pick me!!!
"Suffocate my face with her ass" ....I'd let one rip in his face now that we know you're an ass man. Pick me Pick me!!!
Damn...you guys are rough!
this is just a boy with a dream...........to one day, be able to pay for someone to have sex with him.(if of course.....his circumstances improve)






This is why I dont use my emotional labor on cheapskates. Every guy says I give the best dances. I treat men who spend money like Kings. cheapskates get “wanna dance” okay No enjoy the show. I’m polite. I’m a quality entertainer I don’t need to beg. If I’m not a Guys type. Bye. Time is money. Emotional labor is REAL WORK. Regulating my emotions, showering, hair, make up takes time and energy. You get what you pay for. A limited spender gets a limited experience from me.




ED E’ SUBITO SERA
Ognuno sta solo sul cuor della terra
trafitto da un raggio di sole:
ed č subito sera
--Salvatore Quasimodo--
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Do you know what irritates me more than anything?
Someone grabbing/groping/pinching/poking/squeezing me when I am not doing anything but minding my own business, and trying to justify that it’s ok to do so by shoving A DOLLAR on me.
Here is some advice for you:
If you identify the dancer you want to dance with, try to be nice to her.
If you ‘try and see a titty bounce’ with me, I will intercept your hand by grabbing it hard and bending it backwards. Additionally: I would never agree to your weird ass smothering fetish for $20 a song.
If you are not having a good experience in the strip club it is because you have poor manners and are expecting the most from the hottest girls at the lowest premium. I am the girl you described. I would not care to dance with you.





Bubble booties and $20. What is this Mcdonald's value menu of sc? I think this kind of post belongs in the blue side, in strip club junkie forum. Such ridiculous strip club fables are quite common over there.
You want a girl with big tits and ass? Well we want guys with a big wallet. The way you ignore skinny girls is the way we ignore broke guys. Guys that flex money hardly ever spend anything substantial and we all know that. Be nice to regulars ? The girls see you and remember you're a cheap fuck regular who acts like a baller and they roll their eyes.
Dancers are smarter than you think. Flexin $20 singles ain't impressing anyone. We can spot a cheap poser from miles away. I can't believe you find the hottest girl in your opinion and then try to cut a discount with her? If I'm the hottest girl in the club I get insulted that someone would ask for a discount when all other customers are paying me my asking price PLUS tip.
You do understand that top dancers make thousands per shift right? Considering that, I'm not too hard up for your $3 tip in exchange for groping me. I'd rather you keep your singles and I'll keep my standards, value, and self respect.





I reported this garbage thread, but bc some MEN find this crap funny and don't even consider that it is ANNOYING as fuck trolling towards the entertainers on the forum, it stays open and the troll fuck isn't getting banned.
Threads like these are DISRESPECTFUL! We deal with enough assholes. Now we gotta laugh with them here feeding shit ass advice or just plain stupid shit that adds no value to anyone.
I know OP is a damn troll, but that is not a customer. It's human furniture.
Last edited by Vyanka; 11-03-2018 at 01:17 PM. Reason: Typo
PSA: Hey Customers, this is how you do it... (Insert the dumbest shit ever here)
Dude, any nonsense you have for us, we already know better than you do. I get to the club, i let a rotation go by. By doing that i see every one on stage, i tell the hustlers this as well "Talk to me in a bit, Hun. I just got here."I have a few drinks, mainly to get the dollars to tip. By then i know which girl i like. I don't need OP to tell me how to do this shit.
Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it



You would be entirely upset, when you realize im taking half your "wad" to get in the door, if you even meet the dress code, which im doubting you could. Then with your $10 left you need a drink so now you are down to $2 dollars, So i hope you have a valid ATM card for taxi fare home when you are just out of cash in 10 minutes.
An any inventive to be nice to you went out the door when you actually took time to write this garbage
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