it happened to me last night😂😂💀💀

it happened to me last night😂😂💀💀
I recall a girl who was mad that it was dead and a customer wasn't tipping at the rail so she farted in his face on stage.




I queef like every time I go up. There's this floorwork move I do on my back where I stick my legs in the air and twerk and it alllllways gets air in the ol' vageen. Luckily our music is loud.

Oh, yes. I'm pretty sure every long term dancer has done one or the other, multiple times. I was in the midst of a pity party and this made me laugh so hard. Thank you.



Yes, I also farted on a guy REALLY LOUDLY who took me to VIP afterwards

loll good for her its annoting when they dont tip

lolYess thats the move i was doing and as soon as i let my legs down it happened hahaha

loll i thought i was the only gassy one

lmaoo i feel like some customers like that hahah


I cropdust the stage and floor all the time, I'm not holding that shit in lol
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I’ll just say there may have been a couple nights where I was thankful for loud music.
Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
I could not remain in that room
Nope, but i''ve burped a couple of times whole giving dances when i've decided to drink at work. Sometimes even just a carbonated energy drink will get me lol.
Haha no, not sure how I would react if I did!
All the time. Every time i spread my legs in a spread eagle lol, a fart comes out




i farted while giving dances before.
Every stripper ive met have said they fart on stage, its funny.




Oh my god yes. I’m on high protein diet. I’ve learned I can climb at the way to the tippy top of the pole and let loose.

Hahahahah



Hell yes! It's liberating, truly.
My one regret is that I am not able to fart on command. Between the fools who deserve it for being fools, and the guys who would pay good money for it, I look back and see so many lost opportunities.
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