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    Default Have any of you ever farted or queefed on stage? LOL

    it happened to me last night😂😂💀💀

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    Default Re: Have any of you ever farted or queefed on stage? LOL

    I recall a girl who was mad that it was dead and a customer wasn't tipping at the rail so she farted in his face on stage.

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    Default Re: Have any of you ever farted or queefed on stage? LOL

    I queef like every time I go up. There's this floorwork move I do on my back where I stick my legs in the air and twerk and it alllllways gets air in the ol' vageen. Luckily our music is loud.

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    Oh, yes. I'm pretty sure every long term dancer has done one or the other, multiple times. I was in the midst of a pity party and this made me laugh so hard. Thank you.

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    Default Re: Have any of you ever farted or queefed on stage? LOL

    Yes, I also farted on a guy REALLY LOUDLY who took me to VIP afterwards

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    Default Re: Have any of you ever farted or queefed on stage? LOL

    loll good for her its annoting when they dont tip

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    Default Re: Have any of you ever farted or queefed on stage? LOL

    lolYess thats the move i was doing and as soon as i let my legs down it happened hahaha

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    Default Re: Have any of you ever farted or queefed on stage? LOL

    loll i thought i was the only gassy one ������

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    Default Re: Have any of you ever farted or queefed on stage? LOL

    lmaoo i feel like some customers like that hahah

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    Default Re: Have any of you ever farted or queefed on stage? LOL

    I cropdust the stage and floor all the time, I'm not holding that shit in lol
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    I’ll just say there may have been a couple nights where I was thankful for loud music.
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    Default Re: Have any of you ever farted or queefed on stage? LOL

    Nope, but i''ve burped a couple of times whole giving dances when i've decided to drink at work. Sometimes even just a carbonated energy drink will get me lol.

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    Default Re: Have any of you ever farted or queefed on stage? LOL

    Haha no, not sure how I would react if I did!

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    Default Re: Have any of you ever farted or queefed on stage? LOL

    All the time. Every time i spread my legs in a spread eagle lol, a fart comes out

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    Default Re: Have any of you ever farted or queefed on stage? LOL

    i farted while giving dances before.

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    Default Re: Have any of you ever farted or queefed on stage? LOL

    Every stripper ive met have said they fart on stage, its funny.

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    Default Re: Have any of you ever farted or queefed on stage? LOL

    Oh my god yes. I’m on high protein diet. I’ve learned I can climb at the way to the tippy top of the pole and let loose.

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    Default Re: Have any of you ever farted or queefed on stage? LOL

    Hahahahah

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    Default Re: Have any of you ever farted or queefed on stage? LOL

    Hell yes! It's liberating, truly.

    My one regret is that I am not able to fart on command. Between the fools who deserve it for being fools, and the guys who would pay good money for it, I look back and see so many lost opportunities.

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