




MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt




Ha! That's funny! On a similar note, I remember driving by a dog grooming shop named 'Doggy Styles'. The soccer mom in the car wasn't happy her daughter and friends also thought it was funny...
Originally Posted by
I don't know what it is about me that says "wife me up." Everyone wants to choke me or date me. Or both. This job is weird.
Originally Posted by Nocturnelle
... Kittens are assholes but they're just so darn cute.
She should make sure to put a sign up saying “sorry no happy endings” cause some crazy dudes may think they’re going to really get a hand job.
Speaking of which cums to mind ....
I should start an oil change shop and call it Lube Jobs
Then start a business next door to that where I hire people to fix up cars and call it Head Work or Body Work
Those comments though!!!! Crack me up.





There used to be (prob still there) a fast food place called, "Boobies"
Not kidding.
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt










Thanks, Pokey-poke, it's spelled w/ie tho.![]()
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt









I've seen "The Best Little Hair House in _____" in various places, play on that Dolly Parton movie from the 80s





"he Best Little Whorehouse in Texas opened on Broadway at the 46th Street Theatre on June 19, 1978, and ran for 1,584 performances. The production was directed by Peter Masterson and Tommy Tune and choreographed by Tune and Thommie Walsh. The opening cast included Carlin Glynn, Henderson Forsythe, Jay Garner, Joan Ellis, Delores Hall, and Pamela Blair. Glynn was replaced by Fannie Flagg and Anita Morris later in the run. Alexis Smith starred as Miss Mona in the first U.S. National Tour, September 1979 through February 1981,[1] with stops in major cities from Boston to Los Angeles. "
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Be...house_in_Texas





MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt
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