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    Ome reason I hate working out with men cause they grunt loundly, make loud moaning noises like they’re fucking, drop the weights unnecessarily, and act like they know every cotdamn thing about fitness.

    I know this is parody but this is really how dudes be acting in the gym

    At 2:55 he goes into planet fitness


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    I think so much of this depends on the particular gym

    I used to go to a place that had a bunch of serious body builders and power guys

    They would never bother you

    It was a pretty positive place overall, if you wanted to do that kind of thing great, there were a lot of resources. If you wanted to do cardio, no one would bother you.

    yeah, a guy pushing his limit might make some noise. Serena grunts when she hits a tennis ball. Shrug

    Only people I can recall anyone making fun of were basically the real version of this guy. Guys who worked their upper body and never legs.

    Had a small poster on the wall that is one of my favorite aphorisms

    "If you want something you have never had you need to do something you have never done"

    God I love that Planet Fitness ad.

    I pick things up and put them down

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    Lol, Ms P!

    I looked @ a place, they're open 24/7, they have a nicer one but it's further away..
    We've a couple PF's around too.
    I do need to work out tho!

    I thought you were gonna say they were hitting on you, hon!

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    One time an alleged doctor was flirting with me at the gym and the back of my mind I’m wondering “why is this mf working out in his scrubs?” Probably the same exact scrubs he’s about to go into a “sterile” operating room and do surgery.

    Although now I think back, he reminded me of the Instagram models who just take pictures and pose like they’re working out but they’re just there to make people think they workout

    Some of these men (and ladies) at the gym are really weird.

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    I honestly think large gyms should be split into 2 sections- one which has "quiet" rules like libraries, and the other side is for people with trainers, or people seeking advice/social activity for fitness.

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    Sounds like it, Ms P!

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    Ome reason I hate working out with men cause they grunt loundly, make loud moaning noises like they’re fucking, drop the weights unnecessarily, and act like they know every cotdamn thing about fitness.

    I know this is parody but this is really how dudes be acting in the gym

    At 2:55 he goes into planet fitness

    I hear you! I recently called out a dude for banging weights on one of the cable stations. I was like "Dude!!!" - He took off his headphones, I told him he was scaring us... He did stop...

    Even better way: A couple weeks ago, two 20 somethings were deadlifting and dropping the bar with a loud clang. They only had 2 45# plates, and it was right next to the deadlift machine, so I go over to it, ('Old silver-haired guy') add 2 pates, do a couple reps, add 2 more, do a couple more warm up reps, then 2 more.. (so now 3 X what they were doing...) Just doing it quietly, 12 reps, not the One they are doing... Not looking at them. They got real quiet! ;-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    Ome reason I hate working out with men cause they grunt loundly, make loud moaning noises like they’re fucking, drop the weights unnecessarily, and act like they know every cotdamn thing about fitness.

    I know this is parody but this is really how dudes be acting in the gym

    At 2:55 he goes into planet fitness

    Are there any all-female gyms near you, like Curves?

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    Oh lord! Gyms..there really should be separate sections. One for people who are there to actually work out and another for people who are there to pose for selfies on exercise machines in their perfectly done makeup and designer fitness apparel while never doing any real exercise because they don't want to ruin their makeup or hair. Also, the beefcake dudes who go there to pose in front of mirrors and take selfies while holding weights. Those types are why I don't like gyms. It's super annoying when you're waiting to get on a machine while several selfie queen Sallies or selfie king studs are hogging it just to take pictures of themselves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eagle2 View Post
    Are there any all-female gyms near you, like Curves?
    I may look into it. I don’t mind men who act normal but roid fueled attention whoring is over the top.

    I usually go in the am when the housewives are there.

    Having a fully equipped home gym and inviting a trainer over is definitely one of my goals

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    Lol.

    Slape 'em on the ass w/a towel!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WendiStarr View Post
    Oh lord! Gyms..there really should be separate sections. One for people who are there to actually work out and another for people who are there to pose for selfies on exercise machines in their perfectly done makeup and designer fitness apparel while never doing any real exercise because they don't want to ruin their makeup or hair. Also, the beefcake dudes who go there to pose in front of mirrors and take selfies while holding weights.
    You appear to have a good idea there, and you could probably charge much higher fees for those who to to pose! Open a gym.

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    Ms P is Hawt!

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    And so are you

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    Awww!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    I may look into it. I don’t mind men who act normal but roid fueled attention whoring is over the top.

    I usually go in the am when the housewives are there.

    Having a fully equipped home gym and inviting a trainer over is definitely one of my goals
    Yeah roid heads are the total Dark Side of the fitness world.

    I've seen groups of men having really heartwarming social get togethers at the gym, but a lot of the time, the presence of women distracts these guys to where no one is getting their workout done right.

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    I was complaining about a certain person I know, I think he may have been taking that stuff.
    He told me once that there's some site he'd buy it off of, & his mom didn't want him to.

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    I went to the gym for the first time in my life with my loverboy. I found seeing him in action and his man grunts to be really hot. He was an incredible coach too, had a lot of patience and encouraged me to push myself but not so hard that I got injured. I never went with my former fling because he would skinny shame me, push me too hard and gave me all the wrong advice for my body type. Turns out that asshole was on roids and had a lot of muscle imbalances. I never took his advice or listened to him but when I found out about his roid use it solidified that I did the right thing by not listening. He cheated and did not develop his muscle mass naturally so thus should not be giving anyone fitness advice.

    Im not hating on roid users, they will only enhance what is already there in the person. If the person has a lot of anger, the "roid rage" can occur. Roids can be great when used responsibly. My former fling abused the ofc, and had ED due to it. He also never took the after care meds to balance his hormones, and acts as if he has constant PMS, has the gut of a 6 month old pregnant woman, and tits bigger than I do, due to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyberstripper View Post
    I went to the gym for the first time in my life with my loverboy. I found seeing him in action and his man grunts to be really hot. He was an incredible coach too, had a lot of patience and encouraged me to push myself but not so hard that I got injured. I never went with my former fling because he would skinny shame me, push me too hard and gave me all the wrong advice for my body type. Turns out that asshole was on roids and had a lot of muscle imbalances. I never took his advice or listened to him but when I found out about his roid use it solidified that I did the right thing by not listening. He cheated and did not develop his muscle mass naturally so thus should not be giving anyone fitness advice.

    Im not hating on roid users, they will only enhance what is already there in the person. If the person has a lot of anger, the "roid rage" can occur. Roids can be great when used responsibly. My former fling abused the ofc, and had ED due to it. He also never took the after care meds to balance his hormones, and acts as if he has constant PMS, has the gut of a 6 month old pregnant woman, and tits bigger than I do, due to it.
    This is so true. My first boyfriend ruined his body and brain with roids. I'm actually totally amazed he's still alive.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnuffleUffleGrass View Post
    the presence of women distracts these guys to where no one is getting their workout done right.
    Exactly! The presence of dudes making moaning/fucking noises and dropping weights is distracting to me

    Maybe one day I will hire a trainer and venture to the weights side of the gym. At least that way I’ll have a guy there as a buffer and coaching me so I will be able to better tune out distractions.......unless he’s a hot trainer though so probably gotta hire an ugly one
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    Miss.a.p and snuffle, if we keep meeting like this people are gonna start talking lol.

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    I have to admit I like sharing the gym with guys sometimes. Some of them know how to behave in public and have "gym etiquette."

    Key words here are "sometimes" and "some" guys lol....

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    Quote Originally Posted by eagle2 View Post
    Are there any all-female gyms near you, like Curves?
    I tried that, and found it really wasn't that much better. Instead of thirsty guys, I ended up dealing with women who felt they needed to go to the gym to find and outlet to dump all their life drama on. I wear earbuds, which I thought would be more aptly recognized as the universal sign of, "I'm here to work out, I don't wanna talk to you, leave me the hell alone" than it would be at a coed gym, but no... that wasn't the case. At least with the guys, I'll just start telling them that I was abducted by aliens and I'm readying myself to fight my way out of it if they try it again, and they'll just think, "she's out of her fucking mind" and go away. That doesn't work so well in a place like Curves.
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    Lol.

    I belonged (@ 1 time) to a wm's gym as well..

    Some lady flipped her shit cause I was in the sauna nude (W/TOWEL), wtf bitch, that's what the sauna's for..
    Then she still talking about it in the lockroom..
    Get the fuck over it.


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    ^ i had a lady in the sauna flip her mind because I took my Fat ass into, granted i was fully clothed, and they gave me the dirtiest of looks & got up and left. W.e. More room for me.
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