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    Default Don't mess with this guy's wife

    They apparently still haven't found the guy's dick...

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    Wow. Penis cuttings are rare and I only recall something like that happening in the Bobitt case in the late 90s I believe

    First of all why is a grown man handling n walking around carrying another mans dick?

    Secondly he cut dudes dick off with some dull ass scissors??? That had to have hurt more than a knife.

    And thirdly, its a LOT of crazy mfs in Florida

    And fourthly, I ain’t a dude and have no clue what’s it’s like to have a penis but I’d rather die then not be able to have a sex organ. Idk.

    And dude is really fucked in the head, he castrated this man in front of some kids....

    Why walk around miserable, making other people miserable - Just divorce and take half and keep it moving g

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post

    First of all why is a grown man handling n walking around carrying another mans dick?
    He probably threw it away or ground it up or something.

    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    Secondly he cut dudes dick off with some dull ass scissors??? That had to have hurt more than a knife.

    And thirdly, its a LOT of crazy mfs in Florida

    And fourthly, I ain’t a dude and have no clue what’s it’s like to have a penis but I’d rather die then not be able to have a sex organ. Idk.
    Immediately after my 3rd motorcycle accident, I knew I was in shock because I couldn't use my left leg to stand on, but there was no pain whatsoever. EXCEPT a sort of stinging sensation in the testicles. I immediately thought 'Oh no I'm in shock, so that means they are gone and I'm ruined forever.' Did the self package check and never been so relieved in my entire life.

    There WAS a very deep hole ripped by the mirror post or something, about an inch away (found out later), which they had to staple shut. And that's why I don't ride anymore. The gods spared me, but that was a message I wasn't about to ignore.

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    And dude is really fucked in the head, he castrated this man in front of some kids....

    Why walk around miserable, making other people miserable - Just divorce and take half and keep it moving g
    Agreed. Some people get jealous as hell though. There was a mob guy my stepdad knew who did this in similar circumstances.

    More famously, Henry the 8th had one of his wives former lovers executed by 'Drawing and Quartering', in which cutting off the genitals is just the start of the execution process. Well actually, they hung the guys first for just a short time, which usually led to an involuntary erection for all to see, then they cut it off, and went from there.

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    I didn't read it but yea.

    Yesterday, I read a story of a lieutenant cop that shot his wife's bf, she ran for help to neighbors, he shot her dead.
    The guy's in the hospital (or was) he may be deceased as of this writing


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    Default Re: Don't mess with this guy's wife

    Perhaps the "victim" should have kept it in his pants from the outset.

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    Buuuuut isn’t that like “excessive force”?

    I mean rapist should be castrated.

    If we castrated cheaters after they cheated we’d have about 75% of the population with no sex organs.

    If dude wanted to get revenge he should have just let the wife walk in while he was fucking her best friend or he could have fucked that dudes wife or mom

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    If we castrated cheaters after they cheated we’d have about 75% of the population with no sex organs.
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    It used to be like quail hunting, you had to get him on the rise: The penal code of 1948 Provided

    Article 1220: Homicide is justifiable when committed by the husband upon one taken in the act of adultery with the wife, provided the killing takes place before the parties to the act have separated. Such circumstances cannot justify a homicide where it appears that there has been, on the part ofthe husband, any connivance in or assent to the adulterous connection.

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    ^ huh?

    So you telling me you can get away with murking someone if yo spouse cheated with them?????

    Bruh!!!!

    #dead (pun intended)

    Wtf kind of law is this? Cotdamn! This puts a whole new meaning into messing with married people. Damn sure ain’t taking that risk for free. Mf better be paying for a life insurance policy just in case and sex better be to die for lol!!!

    And besides dude didn’t murk the adulterer - he mutilated him

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    Quote Originally Posted by slowpoke View Post
    It used to be like quail hunting, you had to get him on the rise: The penal code of 1948 Provided

    Article 1220: Homicide is justifiable when committed by the husband upon one taken in the act of adultery with the wife, provided the killing takes place before the parties to the act have separated. Such circumstances cannot justify a homicide where it appears that there has been, on the part ofthe husband, any connivance in or assent to the adulterous connection.

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    Aww opens that mf up and see its Texas.

    Lots of archaic n repressive laws.......especially for philandering people

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    I've read about cases in other states, where the jury won't convict a guy who caught his wife banging someone right there and killed one of them, usually the guy. 'Temporary Insanity'.

    But yeah tying the guy up and using the scissors, no.
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    [QUOTE=miss.a.p1600;3126451]Aww opens that mf up and see its Texas.

    You will notice that article was written in 1962, and the quoted provision was from the 1948 statutes.

    As I mentioned you had to get him on the rise, so to speak, so that made it sporting

    The statutes have been revised extensively since 1948. I worry soon we will be required to hold hands and sing kumbaya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    I've read about cases in other states, where the jury won't convict a guy who caught his wife banging someone right there and killed one of them, usually the guy. 'Temporary Insanity'.

    But yeah tying the guy up and using the scissors, no.
    But usually with temporary insanity they still get locked up in psychiatric inpatient units which in some places is just like jail.

    Mf getting acquitted after they terminated a philanderer just seems extreme.

    why shouldn’t both cheaters be dead then?

    So the cheating wife suffers no consequence and the murder gets off Scott free? You can murder someone if they don’t commit a crime but they hurt your feelings and long stroke your wife?

    Since when is cheating a crime? Or is it a crime in Texas?

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    I’d like to see what this woman looks like. I put money on it that this broad is ugly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    He probably threw it away or ground it up or something.



    Immediately after my 3rd motorcycle accident, I knew I was in shock because I couldn't use my left leg to stand on, but there was no pain whatsoever. EXCEPT a sort of stinging sensation in the testicles. I immediately thought 'Oh no I'm in shock, so that means they are gone and I'm ruined forever.' Did the self package check and never been so relieved in my entire life.

    There WAS a very deep hole ripped by the mirror post or something, about an inch away (found out later), which they had to staple shut. And that's why I don't ride anymore. The gods spared me, but that was a message I wasn't about to ignore.



    Agreed. Some people get jealous as hell though. There was a mob guy my stepdad knew who did this in similar circumstances.

    More famously, Henry the 8th had one of his wives former lovers executed by 'Drawing and Quartering', in which cutting off the genitals is just the start of the execution process. Well actually, they hung the guys first for just a short time, which usually led to an involuntary erection for all to see, then they cut it off, and went from there.

    This put a whole new meaning into ground beef

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    Aaaaand DON'T cheat on THIS woman!

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    ^ wow!

    She cut his dick AND balls off

    I’m not understanding how he let s woman get this close to his privates with scissors and not fight her back? Did she drug him or something? Or was she that much stronger than him?

    And what’s up with people using scissors though? Like to make it worse yeah just use some dull scissors

    The worst part is flushing his dick n balls leaving him with 1 cm to work with.

    Damn!

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    What about pinking shears instead of scissors ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by slowpoke View Post
    It used to be like quail hunting, you had to get him on the rise: The penal code of 1948 Provided

    Article 1220: Homicide is justifiable when committed by the husband upon one taken in the act of adultery with the wife, provided the killing takes place before the parties to the act have separated. Such circumstances cannot justify a homicide where it appears that there has been, on the part ofthe husband, any connivance in or assent to the adulterous connection.

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    yes but as Ron White says, most states have a death row, Texas has the express lane!

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    Also, remember, that is not the law anymore.

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