I have had this idea for years. Just toyed with the idea, joked around with others about it. But I have thought about what REALLY sells. Pretty gals, sex, rock n roll, guns and ammo. What if someone had a business where it was half a strip joint and the other half an gun store?
Seriously...
You walk in on the gunstore side, browse around. Most of the counter people are pretty women wearing skimpy outfits but legal. Kind of like Hooters sorta. You can buy your ammo, buy a firearm, you fill out your NICS background check and the pretty counter girl runs your NICS background check for you on the computer system. You buy the gun and the store manager walks you to the exit where you can put your gun in your car trunk. Then you come back in without your brand new gun and there is a tunnel you walk thru...lit up with Christmas tree lights and haze and a strip club atmosphere.
You get carded and enter the other side of the building and its a...get this...a fairly high end STRIP CLUB!!!
There you can get a lap dance, drink a beer, private dance, talk to the dancer about your guns, etc.
If you could work out the legalities of it with the ATF, man I bet someone could make a huge amount of $$$$$!!!! Obviously you'd need heavy legal support, probably your own inhouse legal counsel on a permanent basis to balance selling guns, the booze part, the strip club part all in one location.
Thoughts? Insane? Funny? Stupid? Good idea? Brilliant but impossible to pull off?


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