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    I have had this idea for years. Just toyed with the idea, joked around with others about it. But I have thought about what REALLY sells. Pretty gals, sex, rock n roll, guns and ammo. What if someone had a business where it was half a strip joint and the other half an gun store?

    Seriously...

    You walk in on the gunstore side, browse around. Most of the counter people are pretty women wearing skimpy outfits but legal. Kind of like Hooters sorta. You can buy your ammo, buy a firearm, you fill out your NICS background check and the pretty counter girl runs your NICS background check for you on the computer system. You buy the gun and the store manager walks you to the exit where you can put your gun in your car trunk. Then you come back in without your brand new gun and there is a tunnel you walk thru...lit up with Christmas tree lights and haze and a strip club atmosphere.

    You get carded and enter the other side of the building and its a...get this...a fairly high end STRIP CLUB!!!

    There you can get a lap dance, drink a beer, private dance, talk to the dancer about your guns, etc.

    If you could work out the legalities of it with the ATF, man I bet someone could make a huge amount of $$$$$!!!! Obviously you'd need heavy legal support, probably your own inhouse legal counsel on a permanent basis to balance selling guns, the booze part, the strip club part all in one location.

    Thoughts? Insane? Funny? Stupid? Good idea? Brilliant but impossible to pull off?

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    Hell fucking no. Sounds unsafe.

    Also, I don't understand this weird guns with girls fetish either. Seems bizarro.

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    Guns + booze could get dangerous, let alone with a side of titties. I guess if that's your dream, you could try. This post is making me think of a certain lady on here and it's cracking me up.

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    Default Re: Idea for a killer business

    Maybe in TX?

    In IL, all kinds of NO.

    You got to get a license, to even go to a gun range here. Even tazers are licensed.

    & I don't really think it'd fly, there's so much internet stuff, & restrictions on leaving your own home, etc. Plus you wanna throw booze in the mix, & an SC?
    there's more than a few (true) stories about sc's getting shot up by drunk patrons.
    I doubt it would make it past many places zoning laws altogether.

    Good luck tho


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    I went there to do the 4473 and pick up a revolver I bought at an auction.

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    Well, you can expect that it would receive a lot of negative press. Me, personally, if I go to a gun store, I’m more interested in what the person behind the counter knows about what I’m looking to buy rather than what kind of rack they have, and most of the guys I go shooting with seem to feel the same regarding guns. Maybe Jim Bob and Cletus would go for it. “DANG, HOSS! LOOKIT ‘UR TITS!”. But anyone serious? Doubt it.
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    Default Re: Idea for a killer business

    Quote Originally Posted by MrLaidBackDude View Post
    You walk in on the gunstore side, browse around. Most of the counter people are pretty women wearing skimpy outfits but legal. Kind of like Hooters sorta.
    There's a very big difference between buying hot wings and buying firearms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AChildOfBoredom View Post
    Well, you can expect that it would receive a lot of negative press. Me, personally, if I go to a gun store, I’m more interested in what the person behind the counter knows about what I’m looking to buy rather than what kind of rack they have, and most of the guys I go shooting with seem to feel the same regarding guns. Maybe Jim Bob and Cletus would go for it. “DANG, HOSS! LOOKIT ‘UR TITS!”. But anyone serious? Doubt it.
    The customers of this proposed business are unlikely to know or care which end the bullet comes out.

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    What could possibly go wrong?

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