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    Default Re: Do you have condoms on deck?

    Rushes to store ........

    lol

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    I know right!

    Condoms the new item to hoard.

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    Default Re: Do you have condoms on deck?

    Probably turning them into masks..

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    Default Re: Do you have condoms on deck?

    The guys don't want to wear them anyways, they'll be ecstatic haha.

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    Default Re: Do you have condoms on deck?

    Sadly....my stock at home has remained steady the last few weeks, with no foreseeable need to resupply!

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    Default Re: Do you have condoms on deck?

    I bought a bulk 100 pack on amazon today for 13 bucks. I'm not dealing with this like I did the 2020 toilet paper crisis. Never felt more stupid than standing outside a grocery store in a long line over toilet paper because of hoarders LOL. Never again.

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    AND.... You know how the virus is straining healthcare resources right now and halting all non-urgent medical procedures? Well, some stupid lawmakers in some states are including abortions as non-urgent procedures and preventing those from happening too.

    This is NOT the time for an oops baby. Lol. I had a scare after having sex with a fucking loser (condom broke). But thank god my period started this week (plus went for a check with my obgyn).

    Y’all ladies be careful out there.
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    Yikes! All these loser fuckboys already don't want to wear condoms. I predict a Coronavirus baby boom and/or an increase in std's.

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    Avoid losers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by arielbriel View Post
    The guys don't want to wear them anyways, they'll be ecstatic haha.
    LOL!

    Then they be looking real dumb when they get hit with them paternity test results, those 18+ year child support payments, or those std test results

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    Default Re: Do you have condoms on deck?

    Maury’s waiting eagerly.

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    You can find the names of those who burned
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    I could not remain in that room

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    Quote Originally Posted by WendiStarr View Post
    Yikes! All these loser fuckboys already don't want to wear condoms. I predict a Coronavirus baby boom and/or an increase in std's.
    The typical loser male response: "But I can't feel anything/ get hard with condoms. I like it all natural."
    In my head: Fuck I picked a loser.

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    Omg just what we need. Hiv/std on a rise.

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    ^imagine dudes getting hit with a double whammy out here trying fuck raw n disregard the health pandemic

    HIV and Coronavirus

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    Quote Originally Posted by AChildOfBoredom View Post
    Maury’s waiting eagerly.


    LOL!!!

    And the typical Maury guest line “look at the baby! Baby got the same eyes, same nose, that baby look just like him!”

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    Default Re: Do you have condoms on deck?

    Why let anyone close enough to need a condom?

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    Crossfingers Re: Do you have condoms on deck?

    Why not?

    Ms P, I was going to a store, Lovers Lane, they also sell lingerie, etc. But now closed, like a lot of places.

    So, I guess, if you can find condoms at the drugstore?
    I have yet to look.

    OK just went online to walgreens.com, they have some 2 - 5 count of some in the store.
    A fair amount is out of stock.

    Haven't checked ebay or Amazon

    Edit eBay has some bulk sales, like 50 count for $10.00? Just a quick search rn

    I just ordered 12 count for $5.00 on Amazon
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