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    Quote Originally Posted by Bahuba View Post
    I don't think you can simply reduce them. John Stuart Mill would tell us that we can "just eat the damn hotdog and stop talking about it" (Mill Unpublished Papers 273) and Sigmund Freud would opine that giẤy kraft Ựng bnh "sets the subliminal attraction context within the frame of maternal longing" (Freud Die Schriftheit Gelernten Gudelfarben Langsamische Frumpkapf 115). For myself I agree with Charles Taylor that "authentic hotdogs, even those preceded by the mystic formula giẤy kraft Ựng bnh, require Ketchup" (Taylor Things I Said When I Was High 44)
    One small oversight on your part, though. You forgot that the hot dog doesnt exist. Nothing exists except the void. And ketchup.
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    You're killing me, here. (See what i did there?)
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    One small oversight on your part, though. You forgot that the hot dog doesnt exist. Nothing exists except the void. And ketchup.


    desperavi nequaquam condimentum ultra iam vivam farciminello parce mihi nihil enim sunt dies me

    He shall sooner suffer the hopeless void than consume a hotdog without ketchup
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    Arrrrrrrgh!
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    desperavi nequaquam condimentum ultra iam vivam farciminello parce mihi nihil enim sunt dies me

    He shall sooner suffer the hopeless void than consume a hotdog without ketchup
    But what if ketchup is the void?
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    ketchup NEEDS to be in the Void. It's like Cthulhu's stepchild.
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    The true nemesis- sauerkraut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by R-209 View Post
    The true nemesis- sauerkraut.
    That too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raziel View Post
    ketchup NEEDS to be in the Void. It's like Cthulhu's stepchild.
    But then that would mean that were all trapped in the void with the ketchup. The ketchup void. Like being in a birth canal, but one thats filled with ketchup.
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    You're SCARING me.
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    Not the first time I’ve been told that.
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    I bet.
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    Life asked Death, Death, why do people love me but hate you?

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    You'RE evil.
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    We considered getting our dog one of those.

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    If I had a Daschund, I absolutely would have. I have a Beagle, and trying to put her in a costume has already been established to be a losing venture.
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    If I had a Daschund, I absolutely would have. I have a Beagle, and trying to put her in a costume has already been established to be a losing venture.
    Yeah, dogs don't dig that stuff. Dress your dog up as an angel and she or he is miserable.
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    My normally very anxious dog actually seemed to like the cone she had to wear. I can only guess that it was somehow comforting, like a Thundershirt.

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    My dog HATES cones. He's miserable.
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