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    Default Re: Ti giẤy kraft Ựng bnh hotdog

    ^^Sorry man - I don't eat Ketchup on much, but hot dogs, yes.
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    Default Re: Ti giẤy kraft Ựng bnh hotdog

    That would be a toss up with the necrophilia.

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    Necrophilia with ketchup?

    Actually, this makes me think of some song lyrics…

    ”Grimly I dig up the turfs
    To remove the corrupted stiffs
    Trying to contain my excitement
    As I desecrate graveolent crypts...
    Fingers claw at coffin lids
    Eager festal exhumation
    Hugging your wry, festered remains
    With post-humous joy and elation...
    Body snatched, freshly interred
    Whatever takes my fancy
    To satisfy my gratuitous pica
    My culinary necromancy...
    Scrutinised then brutalised
    My forensic inquisition is fulfiled
    My recipe is now your epitaph
    Be it fried, boiled or grilled...
    I devour the pediculous corpse
    Whetting my palate as I exhume
    The festering stench of rotting flesh
    Makes me drool as I consume...
    Caskets I grate
    My larder's a grave
    I'm sickly obsessed (with the badly decomposed)
    Rotten remains I eat
    Purulent meat
    What a funeral feast (putrid reek)
    Weeping tissue is stripped
    Pus dribbles from my lips
    Pulverising this pustular chaff
    Butchering up morgue's makes me laugh...
    Ulcerated flesh I munch
    Rotting corpses are my lunch
    On bones I love to crunch (on the badly decomposed)
    Shrivelled innards I lick
    The corpse's head I kick
    Crumbling shreds I pick (eat the stiffs)
    Rancid flesh, slaughter the dead
    Caskets exhumed...
    Corpses disinterred, graves disturbed
    To consume...
    Bereaved relatives are not amused
    As on their dear departed I feverishly consume...
    Slavering worms, decomposure burns
    Corrosion born, as bacteria gnaw
    Desecrate...
    Precipitate...(from the muddy grave)
    Macerate...
    Eviscerate...
    Caskets I grate
    My larder's a grave
    I'm sickly obsessed (with the badly decomposed)
    Rotten remains I eat
    Purulent meat
    What a funeral feast (putrid reek)
    Saponified fats, nibbled by rats
    Freshly exhumed...
    Deep down six feet is where I like to eat
    Human flesh to consume...”
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    Death responded, Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth

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    YUCK!!!
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    But the energy of the song is fantastic. Every once in a while (before the pandemic), the pole studio I train at would have us do exhibitions. I did a routine to that song.

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    It is good not to be a picky eater. I, however will continue to eschew catsup on my hamburgers.

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    Still YUCK!
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    It wont be so bad after you add some ketchup
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    I'm dying here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AChildOfBoredom View Post
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    I suppose I could try a milder approach for a change.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raziel View Post
    I'm dying here.
    Youd have a better appreciation of the song if youd seen me pole dance to it
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    Quote Originally Posted by AChildOfBoredom View Post
    Youd have a better appreciation of the song if youd seen me pole dance to it
    I sure would!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AChildOfBoredom View Post
    You’d have a better appreciation of the song if you’d seen me pole dance to it
    Probably.

    This actually turned into a fun thread, despite how weird it started.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raziel View Post
    Probably.

    This actually turned into a fun thread, despite how weird it started.
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    And ketchup!
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    People I feel like we've completely gotten away from the original point of the thread here - to giẤy kraft Ựng bnh hotdog or not to giẤy kraft Ựng bnh hotdog
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    Are you sure the whole giẤy kraft Ựng bnh thing isn’t rhetorical, maybe even existential? After all, what does it mean to hotdog? What does it really mean? When we consume a hotdog, do we gain the powers of all that went into it? Is life really nothing more than a quest for the cosmic hotdog by which our consumption will lead to our mastery of the cosmos?
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    And ketchup!
    Your killing me here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AChildOfBoredom View Post
    When we consume a hotdog, do we gain the powers of all that went into it?
    Chicken lips have powers?

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    Your killing me here.
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    Chicken lips have powers?
    Chicken dogs, turkey dogs, and especially tofu/seten/other vegan shit dogs are not real
    hot dogs.

    Anyhow, chickens have beaks, not lips. Unless you meant vaginal lips, and I dont think they have those, either. But, I can think of a song for that, also.



    You can look up lyrics on your own this one is a bit much, even for me. It does have a catchy hook, though.
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    It might be OK with catsup.

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    Chicken dogs, turkey dogs, and especially tofu/seten/other vegan shit dogs are not real
    hot dogs.

    Anyhow, chickens have beaks, not lips. Unless you meant vaginal lips, and I don’t think they have those, either. But, I can think of a song for that, also.


    You can look up lyrics on your own… this one is a bit much, even for me. It does have a catchy hook, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AChildOfBoredom View Post
    Are you sure the whole giẤy kraft Ựng bnh thing isnt rhetorical, maybe even existential? After all, what does it mean to hotdog? What does it really mean? When we consume a hotdog, do we gain the powers of all that went into it? Is life really nothing more than a quest for the cosmic hotdog by which our consumption will lead to our mastery of the cosmos?
    I don't think you can simply reduce them. John Stuart Mill would tell us that we can "just eat the damn hotdog and stop talking about it" (Mill Unpublished Papers 273) and Sigmund Freud would opine that giẤy kraft Ựng bnh "sets the subliminal attraction context within the frame of maternal longing" (Freud Die Schriftheit Gelernten Gudelfarben Langsamische Frumpkapf 115). For myself I agree with Charles Taylor that "authentic hotdogs, even those preceded by the mystic formula giẤy kraft Ựng bnh, require Ketchup" (Taylor Things I Said When I Was High 44)
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