Blackened gator tail and loin is very good to eat



Blackened gator tail and loin is very good to eat
It's kinda stringy, though.
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Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
I could not remain in that room





Everything tastes like Chicken. Chicken is the gold standard, Chicken is GOD.
I've eaten it before, it's really stringy. You're picking it out of your teeth for days. It tastes somewhat like Chicken, but there's a little something else. It's weird.
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Golf courses aren't safe either.





MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





They can move very fast when they want to, and the have the strongest bite force of anything on land
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^Sorry bud, that's a Saltie (Saltwater Crocodile). Those things can produce TONS of bite force. Literally, TONS.
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I think that's what he meant.
Last edited by whirlerz; 08-29-2020 at 07:04 AM.
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt
Big difference between a Saltie and an Alligator.
For starters, Salties live in Southeast Asia and Australia. NOT America.
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Gator is delicious, and, I am not surprised gators adapted to Texas. They are lizards.





I've a roomie he can snack on..
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





There is a bit of a debate about bite force for great whites and crocodilia, which includes the true crocodiles (family Crocodylidae), the alligators and caimans (family Alligatoridae), and the gharial and false gharial (family Gavialidae).
It has swung back and forth over the years, but in general, you don't want to be testing either one.
Where Am I? Missing NYC
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Make me a pair of BOOTS.
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MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt
Yeah, there's no way i'd go to anyplace wild in Australia. The animal life there is just too fucking scary. Australians are used to it, i am not. Did you know there is a snake there named a FEAR snake? OMG I'm already scared. When i was in Sydney a couple years ago, there was this little spider that tried to RUN ME OFF. Damned thing CHARGED ME. I ran like a little girl. It's called a FunnelWeb Spider. This thing is 1/100th the size of me, and that thing scared the shit out of me. Some scary fucking wildlife down there. Great people, though.
And, frankly, i'd never even go near queensland's rivers or any of it's lakes. There be DRAGONS in that water. Saltwater Crocs. Fuck that, i'll swim in a POOL. Aussies might be used to it, i am not.
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Everything in AU's poisonous, venomous, and or deadly. There's a tiny, almost invisible jellyfish that can kill within an hour of being stung.
There was a story of a guy driving, a deadly snake had gotten in his car, was wrapped around his leg.
He somehow managed to pull over & get it away from him
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt
Oh the BOX Jellyfish. I shiver. Aussie wildlife is NUTS!
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Everything in Australia not only WANTS to kill you, but CAN kill you.
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For the second year in a row, Texans reign superior with regard to the attractiveness of their accents, according to international media company Big 7 Travel.
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OK, but what's that to do w/the nasty critters down there?
My neighbor's from Corpus
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt
Pokey, you can't even compare with the "fuck me" Australian accent. Sorry Buddy.
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