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    Blackened gator tail and loin is very good to eat

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    It's kinda stringy, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OmegaWest View Post
    Blackened gator tail and loin is very good to eat
    I've never had it, but I heard it taste like chicken.

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    Everything tastes like Chicken. Chicken is the gold standard, Chicken is GOD.


    I've eaten it before, it's really stringy. You're picking it out of your teeth for days. It tastes somewhat like Chicken, but there's a little something else. It's weird.
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    Golf courses aren't safe either.


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    Quote Originally Posted by eagle2 View Post
    Golf courses aren't safe either.

    Lol .I saw a vid on a golf course in SC, there was two of them fighting.
    I personally, would keep away, they're normally slow moving, but I think they can haul ass if needed.


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    They can move very fast when they want to, and the have the strongest bite force of anything on land
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    ^Sorry bud, that's a Saltie (Saltwater Crocodile). Those things can produce TONS of bite force. Literally, TONS.
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    I think that's what he meant.
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    Big difference between a Saltie and an Alligator.

    For starters, Salties live in Southeast Asia and Australia. NOT America.
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    Gator is delicious, and, I am not surprised gators adapted to Texas. They are lizards.

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    I've a roomie he can snack on..


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    There is a bit of a debate about bite force for great whites and crocodilia, which includes the true crocodiles (family Crocodylidae), the alligators and caimans (family Alligatoridae), and the gharial and false gharial (family Gavialidae).

    It has swung back and forth over the years, but in general, you don't want to be testing either one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SnuffleUffleGrass View Post
    Gator is delicious, and, I am not surprised gators adapted to Texas. They are lizards.
    Yeah, it is, but it's really stringy. Gotta pick it outta your teeth, ya know? But it IS tasty. We used to have a restaurant here in STL that served it. Broussards. You can eat it, but it's a hassle. Tasty, but a pain in the ass. Rather like Crawdads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raziel View Post
    Yeah, it is, but it's really stringy. Gotta pick it outta your teeth, ya know? But it IS tasty. We used to have a restaurant here in STL that served it. Broussards. You can eat it, but it's a hassle. Tasty, but a pain in the ass. Rather like Crawdads.
    I didn't think it was stringy. Maybe it was over cooked?

    Ha, you may have highlighted a post-Covid 19 America boom industry- farming gators for meat and skin. Only for the brave.

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    Make me a pair of BOOTS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bahuba View Post
    There is a bit of a debate about bite force for great whites and crocodilia, which includes the true crocodiles (family Crocodylidae), the alligators and caimans (family Alligatoridae), and the gharial and false gharial (family Gavialidae).

    It has swung back and forth over the years, but in general, you don't want to be testing either one.
    I was going to say, yipes either way..
    At least w/shark, if you get them in the gills or eyes, you might have a chance, preferably having a knife.

    But an armored tank creature w/steel trap Jaws, hell no.


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    Yeah, there's no way i'd go to anyplace wild in Australia. The animal life there is just too fucking scary. Australians are used to it, i am not. Did you know there is a snake there named a FEAR snake? OMG I'm already scared. When i was in Sydney a couple years ago, there was this little spider that tried to RUN ME OFF. Damned thing CHARGED ME. I ran like a little girl. It's called a FunnelWeb Spider. This thing is 1/100th the size of me, and that thing scared the shit out of me. Some scary fucking wildlife down there. Great people, though.

    And, frankly, i'd never even go near queensland's rivers or any of it's lakes. There be DRAGONS in that water. Saltwater Crocs. Fuck that, i'll swim in a POOL. Aussies might be used to it, i am not.
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    Everything in AU's poisonous, venomous, and or deadly. There's a tiny, almost invisible jellyfish that can kill within an hour of being stung.

    There was a story of a guy driving, a deadly snake had gotten in his car, was wrapped around his leg.

    He somehow managed to pull over & get it away from him


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    Oh the BOX Jellyfish. I shiver. Aussie wildlife is NUTS!

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    Everything in Australia not only WANTS to kill you, but CAN kill you.
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    For the second year in a row, Texans reign superior with regard to the attractiveness of their accents, according to international media company Big 7 Travel.

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    OK, but what's that to do w/the nasty critters down there?

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    Pokey, you can't even compare with the "fuck me" Australian accent. Sorry Buddy.
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