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    Default Re: Why I don't live in TX

    Yeah but you can see 'em in there. The Water is at least clear. Trust me, i know. Like i keep repeating, Missouri is overrun with goddamned Snakes.
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    Default Re: Why I don't live in TX

    Quote Originally Posted by Raziel View Post
    Yeah but you can see 'em in there. The Water is at least clear. Trust me, i know. Like i keep repeating, Missouri is overrun with goddamned Snakes.
    Even St. Louis and Kansas City?

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    Well i don't know about KC, but in STL it's got a million fucking Snakes. I live in STL, trust me, i know. You don't see many Rattlers in the city. But i know folks that live in more rural parts of the state. And there's TONS of rattlers there.

    My mom keeps finding fucking snakes in her LIVING ROOM. I don't know how the fuck they get in.
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    You don't usually find a Rattler in your backyard, but occasionally... They try to stay away from Humans, but that's on you. If you wanna fuck with it, you're taking your life in your hands.
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    Default Re: Why I don't live in TX

    Usually they lie in lounge chairs next to the pool drinking margaritas.

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    [QUOTE=Raziel;3188033

    My mom keeps finding fucking snakes in her LIVING ROOM. I don't know how the fuck they get in.[/QUOTE]

    They slither their way in..
    They have Snake Away pellets, if they work on em, IDK.

    Seriously, tho, I've read more than a few stories about 'em being found in planes, cars, toilets, falling out of ceilings, etc.

    https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/the-str...snakes-2297532

    https://www.thisoldhouse.com/pest-co...-rid-of-snakes
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    I once walked into my mom's house and she was in there with a broom trying to kill a Garter Snake. I took the broom from her, swept the Garter into a box, took it to the park, and released it. It's the only life that Snake will ever have. No reason to snuff it out. Especially a GARTER. Totally harmless. It's just a Snake. No reason to kill it.

    I have no idea how they get into her House... Missouri is fucking overrun by goddamned snakes.
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    Default Re: Why I don't live in TX

    I think the badgers left them there
    Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
    You can find the names of those who burned
    Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
    I could not remain in that room

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    I doubt the badgers left them there, silly.
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