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    Yeah, but most of them don't do that. They are very docile creatures. They just go about their Bear business and don't notice us when we are looking at them. Timothy Treadwell, the nut in Grizzly man, used to walk up and HUG them! I can't imagine why anyone would do that but he sure as fuck did it. And they were, except for one, cool with it. They LICKED HIS FACE!
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    Well, Treadwell was stupid. And he got his girlfriend eaten, too. Most of those Bears were fine. But those two just stayed too long. They were there after the fall, when it was getting cold. No fish, no nothing, no food. So some bear looked at THEM and thought DINNER! She's the one i have nightmares about. Especially after i learned about the condition of their campsite. I imagine her running around the tent, trying to keep something between her and the Bear, until the Bear just said fuck it and came OVER the tent. And got her.

    But one thing we DO know, and this is a fact, is that she went at that Bear with a frying pan while he (or she) was attacking Treadwell. She's the Hero of this story.

    Snuff, watch Grizzly Man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raziel View Post
    Yeah, but most of them don't do that. They are very docile creatures. They just go about their Bear business and don't notice us when we are looking at them. Timothy Treadwell, the nut in Grizzly man, used to walk up and HUG them! I can't imagine why anyone would do that but he sure as fuck did it. And they were, except for one, cool with it. They LICKED HIS FACE!
    Hugging bears is equivalent to crossing the highway on foot over and over- eventually if you're too slow, you're gonna have a problem.

    Back on topic taking a dog with you is an easy way to avoid stepping on a rattlesnake- dogs usually find them before you will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnuffleUffleGrass View Post
    lol @ "there's always an a-hole"

    Livestock and large breed dogs can also accidentally injure people- I wish people in Westernized nations wouldn't believe the Disney version of the animal kingdom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SnuffleUffleGrass View Post
    Back on topic taking a dog with you is an easy way to avoid stepping on a rattlesnake- dogs usually find them before you will.
    The problem with that is your dog's going to get bit. They stick their nose everywhere. Just don't go.
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    Oh, and Treadwell got his Girlfriend killed. Eaten.

    And by all accounts, she was a good Girlfriend.
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    Horrible ^

    I just saw a garter snake, in the yard.
    I wanted to pick him up, & put him by the mice, he would have a field day!


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