




MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





It has been a problem for years. We have a bounty on them.
Hope you make Bacon.
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Probably. It's just a pig, same as any other. Just wild. They used to do it in England all the time.
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And Lampreys. Used to make a pie out of them, as disgusting as that sounds. (And it is). You'd never catch me eating Lamprey Pie. Fuck NO!!!
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They can be, if you know how to prepare them.
"Is the meat good to eat?
Yes, meat from feral hogs is extremely tasty and much leaner than penraised pork. The meat from older boars may be tougher and rank tasting if not prepared adequately. As with all pork, care should be taken and the meat well cooked. Otherwise, it should be prepared just like market hogs. The slower the meat is cooked, the more tender and tasty it becomes."
https://tpwd.texas.gov/huntwild/wild...ce/feral_hogs/
Last edited by slowpoke; 09-22-2020 at 11:37 AM.
Have fun with that. Not I.
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There used to be a business that fed them out on corn, butchered them and shipped the meat to europe as wild boar. The young ones are delicious. You have to know what you are doing.





I have a roomie I can feed him to, 2 birds, 1 stone.![]()
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt
Yeah, Pigs go feral real quick. Doesn't take long at all. Weeks!
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I can help solve this; send them to FL, let the overpopulation of pythons get at them?
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





Feed your roommate to the hogs.
"Sara Flanagan is not your traditional Texas hog hunter. She weighs 110 pounds, measures 5 feet 4 inches tall, and describes herself as a true "girly-girl." But don't let that fool you. This 23-year-old Oklahoma native hunts feral hogs with the best of them, tracking pigs across the countryside with a pack of hounds and a sharpened bowie knife."
"Anybody has the ability to go out there and shoot a gun," Flanagan said. "I think it takes more guts to be able to get on the back of a hog and have that interaction. And to me, there's more satisfaction that it's you versus the hog. It's more of a fair game…and I think it's more challenging."
https://www.outdoorlife.com/blogs/hu...er-feral-pigs/




















At least they're not hippopotamuses.
https://www.cracked.com/article_2863...o-escobar.html
In Missouri, there's no season for hunting wild hogs. You can do it at any time. They're a MENACE. Completely destroy the ecosystem. Shoot a couple wilds, take it to a butcher, give him some of the meat, and you got fresh butchered pig to put in your deep freeze. Free of charge. You literally pay this guy with meat. He's got some bacon and pork chops or Tenderloin to sell at a markup that he didn't have to buy. Pure profit. Everybody wins. Me and my friends used to do it all the time, before this fucking pandemic that is.
Last edited by Raziel; 09-27-2020 at 02:01 AM. Reason: Pandemic
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Most of the ones here ARE pen raised. It's just that some idiot farmer left his door open and they got out. Fucked, had piglets. And THEY are totally wild. And VERY numerous. Shit, one time me and my friends got eleven fucking hogs! We paid the butcher with three of them, so we all had two apiece. I barely had room in my deep freeze! Lots of Bacon, though.
Last edited by Raziel; 09-27-2020 at 02:06 AM. Reason: Bacon
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When I saw Wild Hogs, it made me think of this
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I was thinking, dang! Wild Hogs are everywhere! Lol





Feral hogs are tasty. I’ve had meat from them before.
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Moving to TX, to make $ to kill wild hogs..
Wait, dont have gun, license, etc.
Oh well
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt
With Hogs, in most states you can do it. But you need a gun. In Missouri, you don't need a License to hunt Hogs. Deer, yes. Hogs, no.
They are a Menace.
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