Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 28

Thread: Yikes!

  1. #1
    God/dess Vyanka's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Cash-Stack-istan Island
    Posts
    14,590
    Thanks
    6,437
    Thanked 11,201 Times in 3,594 Posts
    My Mood
    Angelic

  2. #2
    Featured Member naomi_doll's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2017
    Posts
    1,114
    Thanks
    2,836
    Thanked 1,755 Times in 695 Posts
    My Mood
    Happy

    Default Re: Yikes!

    If it makes you feel better, most condoms sold in America are made and quality tested in America. https://www.businessinsider.com/how-...-photos-2012-3
    “Don’t bunt. Aim out of the ball park. Aim for the company of immortals.”
    – David Ogilvy

  3. The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to naomi_doll For This Useful Post:


  4. #3
    Moderator Djoser's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Key West
    Posts
    16,148
    Thanks
    1,234
    Thanked 5,119 Times in 2,651 Posts

    Default Re: Yikes!

    WTF

    You'd think it would be far from cost effective
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
    Friedrich Nietzsche

    Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
    George Clinton

    ______________________________________

  5. #4
    God/dess
    Joined
    Oct 2018
    Location
    North Carolina
    Posts
    2,188
    Thanks
    2,743
    Thanked 3,901 Times in 1,617 Posts
    My Mood
    Cynical

    Default Re: Yikes!

    Someone… or a group of people… had to collect those. Enough that they could be paid to do and still turn a profit after the cleaning and repackaging. This actually happened.
    Life asked Death, “Death, why do people love me but hate you?”

    Death responded, “Because you are a beautiful lie… and I am a painful truth”

  6. The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to AChildOfBoredom For This Useful Post:


  7. #5
    God/dess arielbriel's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2010
    Posts
    4,561
    Thanks
    18,895
    Thanked 6,563 Times in 2,477 Posts

    Default Re: Yikes!

    Disgusting.

  8. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to arielbriel For This Useful Post:


  9. #6
    God/dess SnuffleUffleGrass's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2009
    Location
    HearstCastle, Rosebud
    Posts
    7,384
    Thanks
    16,759
    Thanked 13,922 Times in 5,477 Posts

    Default Re: Yikes!

    Many condoms are manufactured in Asia or Europe. I had no idea they got resold in big batches. How interesting....

  10. #7
    God/dess miss.a.p1600's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2012
    Posts
    11,557
    Thanks
    35,261
    Thanked 24,319 Times in 8,981 Posts

    Default Re: Yikes!

    Ewwwww

  11. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to miss.a.p1600 For This Useful Post:


  12. #8
    Featured Member Raziel's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Somewhere
    Posts
    1,710
    Thanks
    329
    Thanked 1,252 Times in 757 Posts

    Default Re: Yikes!

    That's disgusting. Fucking YUCK. I wouldn't stick my dick in one of those! Fuck NO!!! Some other dude's CUM was in that! Absolutely NOT!!!! I'd rather ride bareback than do that!!! FUCK NO!!! Never!!!
    Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it

  13. #9
    God/dess WendiStarr's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2013
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    5,482
    Thanks
    5,600
    Thanked 15,407 Times in 4,685 Posts

    Default Re: Yikes!

    Oh gosh, that's gross!

  14. The Following User Says Thank You to WendiStarr For This Useful Post:


  15. #10
    God/dess Elektra Luxx's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2011
    Location
    I live in an small apartment with my cat.
    Posts
    3,202
    Thanks
    20,651
    Thanked 8,695 Times in 2,568 Posts
    My Mood
    Amused

    Default Re: Yikes!

    So gross!

  16. The Following User Says Thank You to Elektra Luxx For This Useful Post:


  17. #11
    God/dess miss.a.p1600's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2012
    Posts
    11,557
    Thanks
    35,261
    Thanked 24,319 Times in 8,981 Posts

    Default Re: Yikes!

    Not only the germ factor (even if it was allegedly washed) a reused condom seems like it has “dick karma” Or someone else’s “dick energy”

  18. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to miss.a.p1600 For This Useful Post:


  19. #12
    God/dess
    Joined
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    5,479
    Thanks
    2,475
    Thanked 4,724 Times in 2,638 Posts
    My Mood
    Angelic

    Default Re: Yikes!

    Quote Originally Posted by AChildOfBoredom View Post
    Someone… or a group of people… had to collect those. Enough that they could be paid to do and still turn a profit after the cleaning and repackaging. This actually happened.
    I take a lot of cardboard to the recycling center. Perhaps recycling centers in Asia collect them.


  20. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to slowpoke For This Useful Post:


  21. #13
    God/dess
    Joined
    Oct 2018
    Location
    North Carolina
    Posts
    2,188
    Thanks
    2,743
    Thanked 3,901 Times in 1,617 Posts
    My Mood
    Cynical

    Default Re: Yikes!

    Quote Originally Posted by Raziel View Post
    I wouldn't stick my dick in one of those!
    Maybe not knowingly. What makes you sure you already haven’t?

    Ketchup doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?
    Life asked Death, “Death, why do people love me but hate you?”

    Death responded, “Because you are a beautiful lie… and I am a painful truth”

  22. The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to AChildOfBoredom For This Useful Post:


  23. #14
    Featured Member Raziel's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Somewhere
    Posts
    1,710
    Thanks
    329
    Thanked 1,252 Times in 757 Posts

    Default Re: Yikes!

    American condoms are made here. I haven't stuck my Dick in anybody elses cum. Fuck that!! NO WAY!!!
    Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it

  24. #15
    God/dess
    Joined
    Oct 2018
    Location
    North Carolina
    Posts
    2,188
    Thanks
    2,743
    Thanked 3,901 Times in 1,617 Posts
    My Mood
    Cynical

    Default Re: Yikes!

    Quote Originally Posted by Raziel View Post
    American condoms are made here. I haven't stuck my Dick in anybody elses cum. Fuck that!! NO WAY!!!
    Yet people in America - often unknowingly - buy knockoffs of designer name brand clothing and accessories. And maybe this is a little oddly specific, but you see if with aftermarket air brake components, as well… they’ll buy failed components, ‘rebuild’ them halfassedly with subpar materials, but they’ll leave the OEM stamps on the housing, often misleading people into thinking they’re buying an OEM product or OEM certified remanufacture when they’re not.

    But sure, there’s absolutely no chance of anyone in the US buying questionable clown hats. I wouldn’t go buying them from bathroom dispensers or gas stations under shady ownership.
    Life asked Death, “Death, why do people love me but hate you?”

    Death responded, “Because you are a beautiful lie… and I am a painful truth”

  25. #16
    Featured Member Raziel's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Somewhere
    Posts
    1,710
    Thanks
    329
    Thanked 1,252 Times in 757 Posts

    Default Re: Yikes!

    I guess you have a point. But GROSS!! A Condom???

    You gotta be extra gross if you're rebuilding CONDOMS to sell!!
    Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it

  26. #17
    God/dess
    Joined
    Oct 2018
    Location
    North Carolina
    Posts
    2,188
    Thanks
    2,743
    Thanked 3,901 Times in 1,617 Posts
    My Mood
    Cynical

    Default Re: Yikes!

    Yep. And somebody is. I’m wondering is this a one off thing?
    Life asked Death, “Death, why do people love me but hate you?”

    Death responded, “Because you are a beautiful lie… and I am a painful truth”

  27. #18
    Featured Member Raziel's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Somewhere
    Posts
    1,710
    Thanks
    329
    Thanked 1,252 Times in 757 Posts

    Default Re: Yikes!

    I better not have ever bought a rebuilt CONDOM. That's one way to have a Baby. You gotta be kidding me, a used CONDOM??

    That is fucked UP!
    Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it

  28. #19
    Featured Member Raziel's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Somewhere
    Posts
    1,710
    Thanks
    329
    Thanked 1,252 Times in 757 Posts

    Default Re: Yikes!

    Quote Originally Posted by AChildOfBoredom View Post
    Ketchup doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?
    YES IT DOES!!!

    No used Condoms and no Ketchup!! That's my rule. Both are equally disgusting. YUCK to both.
    Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it

  29. #20
    God/dess
    Joined
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    5,479
    Thanks
    2,475
    Thanked 4,724 Times in 2,638 Posts
    My Mood
    Angelic

    Default Re: Yikes!

    Quote Originally Posted by AChildOfBoredom View Post
    Maybe not knowingly. What makes you sure you already haven’t?

    Ketchup doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

    Ketchup flavored condoms. There is an idea.

  30. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to slowpoke For This Useful Post:


  31. #21
    God/dess
    Joined
    Oct 2018
    Location
    North Carolina
    Posts
    2,188
    Thanks
    2,743
    Thanked 3,901 Times in 1,617 Posts
    My Mood
    Cynical

    Default Re: Yikes!

    Quote Originally Posted by slowpoke View Post
    Ketchup flavored condoms. There is an idea.
    Would it taste like raw ketchup, or would it be like those ketchup potato chips from Canada, where they taste like potatoes and ketchup?
    Life asked Death, “Death, why do people love me but hate you?”

    Death responded, “Because you are a beautiful lie… and I am a painful truth”

  32. #22
    God/dess
    Joined
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    5,479
    Thanks
    2,475
    Thanked 4,724 Times in 2,638 Posts
    My Mood
    Angelic

    Default Re: Yikes!

    Quote Originally Posted by AChildOfBoredom View Post
    Would it taste like raw ketchup, or would it be like those ketchup potato chips from Canada, where they taste like potatoes and ketchup?

    The possibilities boggle the mind.


  33. The Following User Says Thank You to slowpoke For This Useful Post:


  34. #23
    Featured Member Raziel's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Somewhere
    Posts
    1,710
    Thanks
    329
    Thanked 1,252 Times in 757 Posts

    Default Re: Yikes!

    You guys are fucking killing me, here.
    Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it

  35. The Following User Says Thank You to Raziel For This Useful Post:


  36. #24
    Featured Member Raziel's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Somewhere
    Posts
    1,710
    Thanks
    329
    Thanked 1,252 Times in 757 Posts

    Default Re: Yikes!

    Quote Originally Posted by AChildOfBoredom View Post
    Would it taste like raw ketchup, or would it be like those ketchup potato chips from Canada, where they taste like potatoes and ketchup?
    Yeah, YOU can eat 'em.
    Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it

  37. #25
    Moderator Djoser's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Key West
    Posts
    16,148
    Thanks
    1,234
    Thanked 5,119 Times in 2,651 Posts

    Default Re: Yikes!

    Not to attempt any sort of justification for this bizarre business enterprise, but the first condoms I know of were late Medieval/early Renaissance sheeps' intestine affairs--closed off at one end of course--which were theoretically (and probably often) reusable. Casanova being one of the historical figures who used them. I have no idea if he tried 'recycling' though
    Last edited by Djoser; 09-27-2020 at 03:27 AM.
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
    Friedrich Nietzsche

    Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
    George Clinton

    ______________________________________

  38. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Djoser For This Useful Post:


Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Yikes! Lap Dance Money Machines are being installed in my club!
    By Bailey78 in forum Stripping (was Stripping General)
    Replies: 57
    Last Post: 11-10-2006, 07:11 AM
  2. Yikes!
    By Bella21 in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 08-22-2006, 06:27 PM
  3. Close Call... Yikes!
    By Yekhefah in forum Stripping (was Stripping General)
    Replies: 17
    Last Post: 06-05-2006, 03:34 PM
  4. Yikes...foot problems...help!!!
    By HypnoticBeauty in forum Body Business
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 03-31-2005, 02:45 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •