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    I’m surprised the club agreed to it. I know the ones I worked out, they really preferred for boyfriends, husbands, girlfriends, wives, cult leaders, etc. not to show up because they had a few instances where it went south.
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    Good for them.... hope it works out well

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    Quote Originally Posted by AChildOfBoredom View Post
    I’m surprised the club agreed to it. I know the ones I worked out, they really preferred for boyfriends, husbands, girlfriends, wives, cult leaders, etc. not to show up because they had a few instances where it went south.
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    I’ve always wondered what that would look like-my curiosity has been satisfied.
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    Years ago, I saw a sc proposal, it was quiet tho, nothing like what was shown.
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    Default Re: here ya go; Stripper Proposal

    I wish them the best! (Just a random thought) Would be funny though if he later said..
    Him: Oh I am so happy, you being my beautiful soon to be bride! Ahh....now quit your job as a stripper because I am jealous.
    Her: But you purposed to me in a club?
    Him: Funny how that works huh? :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bahuba View Post
    LOL cult leaders!
    It’s less of a joke than what you’re probably thinking.
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    Default Re: here ya go; Stripper Proposal

    When I saw this, I immediately wondered if that shot her money for the rest of the night. Would guys really buy a lap dance or CR from a girl who just got engaged on stage? Also, does anyone think this could be one of her regulars proposing instead of a boyfriend? Proposing at your partner's workplace doesn't seem particularly romantic.

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    Hey Bro, congrats on the proposal and Bambi's acceptance. You guys make a nice couple. Now, do you mind waiting at the bar while I borrow your fiancee for a little grinding on my lap and boobies rubbing on my face?
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    Yeah, cause that's a great opening line. God! You realize these people are Women, right? How is it that you treat Women?

    Dude, you're killing me here. Are you some Woman beater or something, because you sure as fuck seem like it.
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    ^ You entirely missed the point I was making and I won't try to explain it to you, because, you're an idiot. My point (to everyone else, besides Raziel): if I was dating a dancer and wanted to marry her, I would not propose to her in the club while she is WORKING. I would take her somewhere very special, like Paris, Rome or Venice and propose to her there.
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    Oh, I don't think he should have done that. Probably fucked up her whole night. That's a fucked up move.

    And PUT ME ON IGNORE if you think I'm an idiot. Jesus Christ, it's not that hard. And I'd rather you NOT explain it to me. I thought you already had me on ignore. You said you did.
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    I haven't been to a strip club in 20 years, about the age where all my friends who were gonna get married had, no bachelor parties for 2nd marriages lol...

    But that last time... hoo boy... my college buddy was a "regular" of a particular dancer, they started dating and got married two years later. One of only two couples my age I know who've been happily married for 20 years. He didn't ask her to quit Shotgun's, she insisted.

    Their combined bachelor/bachelorette party at the club was a blowout of epic proportions. Sex, drugs, rock-and-roll excess for the ages. Lappies from the bride for every guy there on "both sides of the aisle" while the groom watched... yeah, I never understood cuckolding. Her looks are fading and her falsies are falling, but until recent years, a night out on the town for them was amateur night at any given strip club. He's retired from professional golfing, their kids are going off to college nowadays, her new job is "house mom" at the local club.

    To each their own! Take happiness where you find it, enjoy it while it lasts, and don't stereotype because you just never know what's up with other people even if you're best of friends.

    FWIW, Shotgun's at the time didn't like dancers' boyfriends hanging out, except him because of their shared kink, and his pro-golfer tip money.

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    So romantic. I would kill my bf if he did that.
    Very ghetto lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by arielbriel View Post
    So romantic. I would kill my bf if he did that.
    If he did what, came to your work to watch you give lappies? Please elaborate!

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    Quote Originally Posted by arielbriel View Post
    So romantic. I would kill my bf if he did that.
    Very ghetto lol.
    Girll the story behind it to family who asked how he proposed would be awkward let alone to her future kids. "Well I was on stage in my lingerie at a strip club..." LOL I think a romantic dinner is a better choice.

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