




MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





That's cute!





Oh… I thought they were serving chipmunks as food, not as patrons.
Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
I could not remain in that room
^ I'd rather not eat Chipmunk, thank you. I chose not to eat Rodent. That's Disgusting.
Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it





Okay, but when we enter dystopia and Chef Boyardee isn’t an option anymore, you won’t be such a finicky eater.
Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
I could not remain in that room










I'd rather starve. And I don't eat Chef Boyardee, anyway.
Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it





Couple of my neighbor said they've eaten squirrel..
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MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
I could not remain in that room
I knew one family that used to shoot squirrels with a BB gun. Used to take them up to their aunt and she'd make stew out of them. But these were squirrels from their BACKYARD! These thing up here dig through your trash. You are what you eat. They were like " you want some", I said "NO." Maybe a forest squirrel, but but NOT one that's digging through my buddy's trash. Fuck no. NO WAY. I'll hit Burger King. I was a relatively young writer back then, but I was a paid one.
Last edited by Raziel; 11-06-2020 at 07:56 AM. Reason: Added a quotation, this happens all the time with me, my editor hates it
Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it





There’ll be no Burger King when Ragnarok arrives.
Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
I could not remain in that room





Boobies!
oops, wrong thread.
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





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