The problem is it's fucking sold out everywhere. I got to Walmart at 7:05 AM. It was sold out, literally five minutes after they opened. Amazon, nothing. Best Buy, nothing. Where the hell can I get this thing? KILLING ME!
The problem is it's fucking sold out everywhere. I got to Walmart at 7:05 AM. It was sold out, literally five minutes after they opened. Amazon, nothing. Best Buy, nothing. Where the hell can I get this thing? KILLING ME!
Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it





They haven’t bought them all up to put them on EBay at absurdly inflated prices?
Black Friday will be here soon. Grab your broadsword, take your dragon ship to Walmart, and get ready to pillage your way to the electronics department.
Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
I could not remain in that room
Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it
I just wonder what the line was like at 6:59. I mean FIVE MINUTES? It took FIVE MINUTES for them to sell out? That's insane.
Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it





Doesn’t that happen whenever any new and highly anticipated product is released?
We don’t have any video game systems in this house. If the others wish to, of course they can, but I don’t have any interest in them to buy one.
Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
I could not remain in that room
Yeah, they're 500 bucks! They are pretty fucking expensive.
Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it





Ehhhh… let’s not talk about how much I’ve spent on two-way radio equipment. Project 25 is what’s most commonly used on the 33 centimeter band, and that might’ve cost a dollar or two.
Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
I could not remain in that room
Yeah, I don't care about talking to people. I like you fine and a lot of the Stripperwebers, But i could care less about some dude in Pensecola, Florida. Whatever. Live your life, dude, but leave me out of it.
Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it
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