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-Eartha Kitt
Stringy Chicken. You'll have to pick it out of your teeth, but why not. Rattlers taste good, why not Pythons?
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Ew, ok
First, it has to be determined if they're safe to eat.
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt
They're safe to eat. Most Snakes are.
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If they’re safe to eat, then have at it. I’ve tried rattlesnake before, so why not a python? Maybe you could do a banquets lunch with them… put them on a table and serve them opened up like how they do sandwiches
Open it up, you could probably stuff some veggies in there, make yourself a python sandwich.
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You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
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I've eaten Rattlers a lot, no Pythons though. Can't be that much different. Stringy Chicken, that's it.
Make a pair of boots out of them.
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"The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission is collaborating with the Florida Department of Health to investigate the mercury levels in pythons to determine if they can be safely consumed. "
Being further up the food chain, there is probably a greater opportunity for toxins to accumulate.
Pythons probably got more meat on 'em. You'll most likely find that their safe. But you'll probably need eighteen people to eat this thing. Those things get BIG.
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I don't think I'd personally eat one but they're invasive and being culled, so why not at least feed some people who are willing? Efficiency/recycling I suppose...
Don't think I've ever actually eaten rattlesnake but alligator tasted like stringy chicken so maybe all reptiles taste similar.
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Selina M, it's more that we've got those things all over the rural parts of Missouri. Thick as Thieves, they are. So yeah, I've eaten a bunch of them. It's not that big of a deal, you just gotta know where to cut them. Long time ago, we just used to skewer them and roast them over the firepit. *Shrug*. Shit, we did two or three at once.
And, yeah, stringy Chicken.
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Why do we have so many invasive species here??
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt




















Tell them I said, "sssoon"
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





Human oversight and human stupidity. Invasive species are introduced by people, either unintentionally (e.g., Zebra mussels, spread unintentionally by ships dumping their ballast tanks) or intentionally, the latter of which can be a planned introduction which went sour (e.g., kudzu in the southern United States as an example of invasive flora, the nutria, Asian carp, etc.) or unplanned introduction without any thought to the consequences (e.g., Burmese pythons, feral cats, feral pigs, etc.).
Short answer, human stupidity and shortsightedness.
Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
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I mean there's a LOT of shit here now, murder hornets, giant fucking lizards that eat everything, a venomous worm/snake thing, I made a thread on the last 2 critters
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





The problem with Pythons is that they just get too big, and folks can't take care of them, but they can't bring themselves to kill them. So they take them to the swamp and let them go. Some people just shouldn't own a Python, it'll outgrow you.
I mean, I get it about Animals! They get under your skin. You take care of them and wind up head over heels for them, I get that. You should see my Mom with her Dog, or ME with my Cats. But don't lose your perspective. A Burmese Python will do just as fine in Burma, it doesn't need to be in your house!
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Shit, Asian Carp are all through the Great Lakes. Note how I said ASIAN Carp. They're tearing the place up! These things are native to China, yet they're here in the Great fucking Lakes, eating everything. The problem with them is that they have no natural Predetors here. That's probably just somebody just being irresponsible with the pool out back (Hint: Rich person, growing up I didn't know anybody with a fish pool outside).
How else is a Freshwater fish from China gonna get into the Great Lakes? ALL THE WAY AROUND THE PLANET?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_carp#North_America
Last edited by Raziel; 12-21-2020 at 03:34 PM. Reason: Added link
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If you have to have a Python, get one of these.
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I prefer a Ruger, myself. But knock yourselves out.
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One of each. If you are used to the Ruger trigger, the Python will spoil you.
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