I don't blame either of them. God, what a NUT. An insane person! They're supposed to go out and hand out fliers? Maybe it's not so great to be rich. That's a teenagers job.Witnesses to the early-morning meeting said that the two Trump sons left the Oval Office looking sullen and beleaguered.
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Oh, that makes more sense. I didn't notice that. I was laughing too hard. But it sounds like something that moron would do.
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Note I fully believe that the mypillow guy mostly believes this is some sort of long trip, but interesting discussions nonetheless https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2021...-confused.html





Why does this guy not understand that Trump simply LOST THE ELECTION? Wah, wah, wah, my guy lost. Suck it up and be an adult about it. He's telling him to declare Martial Law. He doesn't realize that even with Martial Law, Trump still leaves in four days. HE LOST!!!! We're gonna have to send in the Marines to DRAG this Tick out of the White House.
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OK, I've been posting in this thread way too much, but I have to say this: Joe Biden is basically the "Pull my finger and I'll fart" uncle. But you tend to at least like that Uncle.
Trump is a chilling figure, he incites things and tries to steal power. And not do anything else. He just ignores Coronavirus, for example (he CAUGHT the fucking virus and he still ignored it!) . He bitched about the BLM movement. And that's not even scratching the surface, remember there was four years before this... So much this guy did it all blends together. Locking up little kids? Stealing them from their families. I don't even remember all the Horsed up shit this guy did. It all blends together! There's just too much!
I can't believe I'm saying this, but the farty uncle would be far better than him.
It's like we have literally Adolph Hitler in charge!
"When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." ~ James Waterman Wise, Novelist
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LOL. That link also had the below SATIRE links:
- Dr. Fauci says that alcohol may help people survive coronavirus briefings.
- Scientists say that Earth is endangered by a new strain of fact-resistant humans.
- Obama proposes cancelling cable at the White House to get Trump to leave.
- Ivanka Trump applies for the job of daughter to Joe Biden.
- Queen Elizabeth II offers to restore British rule over the United States.
- Putin warns that the U.S. will be controlled by Americans.
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I don't know what it is about me that says "wife me up." Everyone wants to choke me or date me. Or both. This job is weird.
Originally Posted by Nocturnelle
... Kittens are assholes but they're just so darn cute.




Handing out flyers was how it was done pre-Twitter. Well OK, 200 years ago. Like when the Constitution was written.
The rally had no purpose, other than Trump being Trump to continue raising money that he could divert 85% of to his own use. Looking at 'what he actually said' has to be through the lens of knowing he consulted with lawyers about the words of his speech. (Granted most decent lawyers have left, but a first year law student could still help keep him from outright treasonous statements.)
At some point after election day most knew he'd lost but wondered what he would 'break on the way out'. I find it hard to believe that I still see Trump Pence campaign signs on personal property, am tempted to at least cover the Trump part with duct tape. There are still many very dedicated supporters, not all that can be dismissed as Q crazies, like the former PA legislator professor that took his personal AR-15 and kit, travelled to Iraq or Afghanistan on his own dime, showed up and said 'here I am, tell me what needs to be done'. I don't know what it will take to get these people to stand down.
We are living through unique times.
Originally Posted by
I don't know what it is about me that says "wife me up." Everyone wants to choke me or date me. Or both. This job is weird.
Originally Posted by Nocturnelle
... Kittens are assholes but they're just so darn cute.





The people who were rioting have to be the stupidest of the stupid. I've read one story after another, of them being arrested after posting videos or photos of themselves at the riot, on the internet.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/far-ri...r-capitol-riot
Yep... No wonder they are all getting arrested. Pretty dumb, if you ask me. This isn't fucking DISNEYLAND, it's a RIOT. These people are not the sharpest tools in the shed.
Like that idiot that stole Nancy Pelosi's Lectern. He's gonna have to explain to the other inmates WHY he's in Prison. "Oh, I took this chick's Lectern and put it up on Ebay, and by the way I WAVED FOR A PHOTOGRAPH HOLDING IT." Cue laughter.
These people are stupid.
I'm sorry I keep bringing this idiot up, but I just think he's currently the dumbest person on the planet.
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A Proud Boy in Disguise Helped Lead the Insurrection at the Capitol
The man caught on video breaking a window at the Capitol with a riot shield is a member of the Proud Boys who goes by the alias “Spazzo.”
https://www.vice.com/en/article/epdm...at-the-capitol
'I’m facing a prison sentence': US Capitol rioters plead with Trump for pardons
Jenna Ryan, a Texas real estate broker who took a private jet to Washington to join the attack on the US Capitol, has pleaded with Donald Trump to pardon her after she was arrested by federal authorities.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...-trump-pardons
Lol @ the enablers getting arrested
The mother of a man who is accused of carrying zip ties in the U.S. Capitol building on Jan. 6 was arrested Saturday in Tennessee, charged with entering the Capitol building.
Lisa Eisenhart, 56, was charged with conspiracy, entering a restricted building, and violent entry or disorderly conduct. Her son, Eric Munchel, was arrested Jan. 10 on similar charges.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/capitol-z...ith-conspiracy
These people are dipfucks. Too stupid to live.
When they learn that *exaggerated Pause* Trump doesn't give a shit about you now that you're no longer useful to him. They'll see. But by then it'll be too late...
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There was one guy at our state capital with a knife...lol. There were 1 or 2 other people who heard there was a protest at noon, but no one showed up...lol.
People are so low key. We just ignore dumb people for the most part.
If there are protests here, I doubt anything will happen.
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So glad these people have been exposed for being the losers they are....










Is there a law against possession of zip ties?
^i think he had law enforcement grade zip ties. Which means he either stole them from laws or he IS law enforcement. Which further meant if he was part of law enforcement he could be easily identified amongst other things. And it shows his possible intent. Like wtf you plan on doing with some zip ties at an event like this???
I’ll see if I can find a link
Found it!
“ It is alleged that Brock was identified as one of the individuals who unlawfully entered the US Capitol,” a DoJ statement said, adding that he had been “wearing a green helmet, green tactical vest with patches, black and camo jacket, and beige pants holding a white flex cuff, which is used by law enforcement to restrain and/or detain subjects”.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...ence-brutality
A retired US Air Force lieutenant colonel photographed carrying zip-tie handcuffs inside the Capitol during last week’s riot planned to take hostages, a federal prosecutor said Thursday.
In wielding the restraints, Larry Brock “means to take hostages. He means to kidnap, restrain, perhaps try, perhaps execute members of the U.S. government,” said Assistant U.S. Attorney Jay Weimer.
https://nypost.com/2021/01/14/air-fo...take-hostages/
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He was outside of the capital yelling into a bullhorn with a few sprawling idiots wandering about. They weren’t specific about if he was holding the knife in a threatening way, or if he was carrying a concealed knife.
I try to not pay too much attention to the idiots. I don’t want to reward their idiotic behavior with attention. I’m just trying to stay aware enough I can avoid the idiots, so I didn’t catch the details.
For your information, you have to have a conceal and carry permit for a knife over 8 inches. Apparently if you have a permit you can have weapons in the capital. Alright,
the more you know.
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Members of Congress and staffers will have to walk through metal detectors in order to get onto the floor of the US House of Representatives, a senior Democratic aide told CNN Tuesday........Capitol Police had set up metal detectors outside of the House floor as of Tuesday afternoon and all House members, staffers and aides will have to go through them, the aide said. A US Capitol Police source confirmed the measures are in place.
https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/12/polit...ies/index.html
House Republicans Flip Out Over Metal Detectors Installed at Capitol After Riot
https://www.thedailybeast.com/republ...led-after-riot
House members who evade new metal detectors will be fined $5,000 and up, Pelosi says
https://news.yahoo.com/house-members...055400811.html
A state panel Monday banned the open carrying of guns in Michigan’s Capitol, a week after an armed mob rioted in the U.S. Capitol and following a plot last year to storm the statehouse.
Moves to ban weapons at the Michigan statehouse have been pushed since April, when protesters opposed to Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s coronavirus restrictions, some armed with long rifles and other weapons, entered the Capitol demanding to be allowed onto the floor of a legislative chamber closed to the public.
https://www.latimes.com/world-nation...-state-capitol
Security holes at state capitols: Many allow guns inside, lack metal detectors.......Security measures at state capitols range widely.
About 30 state capitols employ metal detectors, according to the National Conference of State Legislatures. Spokesperson Mick Bullock would not elaborate, citing security concerns. On the flip side, according to the Crime Prevention Research Center, a pro-gun research group, about 20 capitols officially allow carrying legal firearms inside.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...ws/6627504002/
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