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    Does anyone else here have major gas problems? I seriously hope I am not the only one because it's really bad for me. I can't have much dairy beyond some cheese, or else I fart, and it smells-no joke-like a sewage plant.

    I've had the animals leave the room because I fart and the smell is so bad. I've tried lighting matches, using scented candles, and nothing helps with the smell. Sometimes it smells like rotten eggs, even if I haven't had eggs.

    My husband will yell at me "Go POOP!" before we go to bed and sometimes I'm successful, but pooping is usually a morning thing.

    Does anyone else have this issue?
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    Just yesterday I was farting up a storm in my room and dealing with major heartburn, but I feel much better today.

    The worst is when I eat broccoli cauliflower, and drink coffee. Whoa nellie look out!

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    I know that when I was at my grandparents' house during Fathers Day weekend, that egg salad that my grandmom made had me farting up a storm! I recall a Sophia Petrillo Golden Girls fart joke where she says "Ten minutes from now I'll be skywriting." Haha. That was me with my grandmom's egg salad!


    And the one day we went together to pick up my son from work, he stunk up my grandmom's car sooo much...I was like OMG, what did you eat?! I thought he'd had the egg salad too, but he said no, it was something else that my grandmom had packed for his lunch. I think some kind of seafood? I said whatever it was, in the future wait 'til you get home to eat something like that (Ain't nobody at work gonna wanna be near you smelling like THAT...good grief!), and pack something else for work instead.


    A few weeks ago I came outta my room disgusted from a smell...thinking my son took a shit and forgot to flush. Nope, I went downstairs, and he'd been eating broccoli. Lol. I said when the inspection people come here tomorrow to do their walk-through, let's make sure the house ain't smelling like this. LOL.
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    If it's always related to dairy, then you are likely lactose intolerant. Either lay off the dairy or get yourself some Lactaid so that you can digest the dairy properly.

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    I can't really digest whole milk very well or else I double over with bad stomach aches and will be in the bathroom for hours, unfortunately can only have lactose free milk, been that way since I was little.

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    Why my first roommate will always be near and dear to me. My introduction to Mexican food was quite rough. I loved it, but it didn’t love me back, and I had horrible gas from it for a long time. When they say “from the bowels of Hell”, I’m sure they were talking about my intestines circa 2008. And I mean the “silent but deadly” type, and I could never seem to hold them in. Our other roommate and her friends would ALWAYS blame him, and he’d always take a quick glance at me, shrug his shoulders, and just say, “it happens”. He was like my flatulence wingman. So much of my ass gas got blamed on him, and he just readily accepted the blame. I feel bad now, because it was horrific to me then, but now that I’m older, if I gotta sound the Trumpets of Jericho, I don’t give it a second thought.
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    My friend did such a stinky fart it woke her dog up and he left the room haha

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    I find that onions, garlic, broccoli, cabbage, eggs, and beans all cause the stinkiest gas! I love chicken shawarmas with garlic sauce but it can trigger the foulest farts. It's mostly the garlic sauce that I'm addicted to and will end up with the hot, rotten egg farts for like 2 days afterwards.

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    Fox, you can't turn down Grandma's cooking!

    Does anyone else get bad gas around the holidays? At Christmas we have all kinds of Slavic food and it's so good, but the gas! All that cabbage and and cheese is just too much!

    Wendi-hot egg farts-yes! Sometimes I have machine-gun farts too, they come out in such a rapid succession! It's like WTF body? Are we in the army? At war??
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    Quote Originally Posted by JenniferNorth View Post
    Fox, you can't turn down Grandma's cooking!

    I didn't say he has to turn it down altogether, but wait 'til he's home from work to eat stuff like that. Don't bring food like that to work if it's gonna cause ya to drop stink bombs like that, AND make yourself the target of possible bullying. Lol.
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    ^ Loool no, you misunderstand, I'm saying, even if Gma's cooking is going to bring about bad BAD gas, you can't turn it down because it's not like you get to have her meals all the time (at least for me, I wouldn't, not sure how often you see your Gma).

    Yes, try to avoid dropping major bombs at work when possible! I don't think there is anything to cover up farts, like there is for pooping (aka Poopurri!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by AChildOfBoredom View Post
    ... if I gotta sound the Trumpets of Jericho, I don’t give it a second thought.
    That's funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JenniferNorth View Post
    Does anyone else here have major gas problems? I seriously hope I am not the only one because it's really bad for me. I can't have much dairy beyond some cheese, or else I fart, and it smells-no joke-like a sewage plant.

    I've had the animals leave the room because I fart and the smell is so bad. I've tried lighting matches, using scented candles, and nothing helps with the smell. Sometimes it smells like rotten eggs, even if I haven't had eggs.

    My husband will yell at me "Go POOP!" before we go to bed and sometimes I'm successful, but pooping is usually a morning thing.

    Does anyone else have this issue?
    Omg I just saw this thread. I seriously need to have beano on autoship on amazon. I have the stinkiest farts when I'm eating salads or vegetables.

    My worst fart moments were after eating del taco and holding my farts in for hours while exercising or doing sports in the past. It was like the sound of lightning.

    One time I farted for so long and loud in front of someone I wasn't sure when the fart would stop.

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    I like to do fart-n-runs

    Annoying ass dude…..fart nearby then briefly walk off.

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    I wish I could fart on command. Especially at rude customers.

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    I am super gassy today. Question: does anyone poop, and then have to fart after pooping?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveyD View Post
    I wish I could fart on command.

    Me too, since guys with a fart fetish will buy those kind of video clips. Some years ago some dude wanted a custom video like that, so I had him pay me and send money for me to walk to Taco Bell to buy a bunch of tacos...to prepare for the video. Hehehehe.
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    yep. I have beano, gas x, and dairy supplements on hand. Tbh it makes dating a guy especially a new guy hard for me. I also tend to date guys who for whatever reason have the digestive system of an ox. They can eat a creamy indian buffet and be fine whereas I'd probably have to camp out in my bathroom for days (and nights).
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBrownFox View Post
    Me too, since guys with a fart fetish will buy those kind of video clips. Some years ago some dude wanted a custom video like that, so I had him pay me and send money for me to walk to Taco Bell to buy a bunch of tacos...to prepare for the video. Hehehehe.
    I used to know someone who did fetish videos. One day she was having a few beers with a friend, and they were belching a lot, and just for fun, she took a video of it. She decided to put the video up on her store, and she said it turned out to be her best selling video. There are probably lots of guys that would buy a farting video too.

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    Wrt farting on command, a guy friend told me once that there are ways to "pump" farts. I think it involved a turkey baster? But some fetishists claim they can tell the difference between pumped & natural farts, so maybe be mindful of the flatulence fanatics out there.

    I started having every bowel-related problem possible, including inexplicably bad gas, around the time the pandemic started last year. I was diagnosed with IBS and I tried a prescription medication but I didn't see any results. I'm lazy af so I still just suffer alone, but if you track symptoms & diet, you might find a connection. I would start to track, flake, and repeat.

    An elimination diet might help. There are variations where you eliminate one common allergen at a time or pretty much all at once...it depends on what you want to do.

    Following in the hopes that you find some relief. Good luck.


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    I used to take a pill called beano lol and it worked, never farted while using that but I used to have the same problem

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