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    Default The best (or worst) pick-up line you ever heard?

    What are some of the lines you girls get fed when doing that dance? We've started keeping a sort of list among the people I know and there are some really off the wall lines out there....

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    Default Re: The best (or worst) pick-up line you ever hear

    When I used the name Veronika I used to always get "Can I be Reggie"?

    Kind of an aside...
    Strangest ever... and this wasn't in a stripclub, just at a party:
    each guest at the party drew a tarot card as part of the party theme and carried it around all night. This one guy looks at mine and says, Oh! Somehow I thought you'd be *major* arcana.

    I know not everyone will get that ut for those who do... ugh!
    Currently dancing at the Men's Club of Reno, NV
    under the name of Veronica! I am a 2007 calendar girl for MCR, so message me if you want a calendar!

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    Default Re:The best (or worst) pick-up line you ever heard?

    Yea, I think the weirdest lines I've ever heard weren't at the club either. I've heard the grossest... "hey juicy booty" wtf?! and many many times the "did it hurt ... when you fell from heaven?"
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Default Re:The best (or worst) pick-up line you ever heard?

    How about "How much does a polar bear weigh?" I say I don't know, and the customer responded with "Enought to break the ice. My name is Bob" - I thought it was cute, however tacky that may be, lol.

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    Default Re:The best (or worst) pick-up line you ever heard?

    The worst I have ever heard is " I&#039 EAT A MILE OF YOUR SH*T JUST TO SEE WHERE IT CAME FROM"
    Tranquil Waters

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    Default Re:The best (or worst) pick-up line you ever heard?

    mine is kind of like tranquil waters...the other night at work a guy said "i would walk across texas to drink your bath water" yuck!

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    Default Re:The best (or worst) pick-up line you ever heard?

    Not really a pick up line but hows 'bout, "Nice turdcutter!" Sexy, eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MeganS link=board=1;threadid=3;start=msg54862#msg54862 date=1071358114
    Not really a pick up line but hows 'bout, "Nice turdcutter!" Sexy, eh?
    I bet he did not graduate summa cum laude from charm school.

    How about silly dancer lines?
    Wanna dance?
    Not right now, I just got here. ( had not even seen a waitress yet)
    Then how about giving me a dollar to go away?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tranquil_waters link=board=1;threadid=3;start=msg54822#msg54822 date=1071354644
    The worst I have ever heard is " I&#039 EAT A MILE OF YOUR SH*T JUST TO SEE WHERE IT CAME FROM"
    That's so bad! How did you respond?

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    Default Re:The best (or worst) pick-up line you ever heard?

    best (outside the club): "you're cute, you're articulate, and I'd love to hang out with you"....that one appealed to me without being cheesy.

    <I>Now for club lines....</I>

    scariest: "I&#039;m free now, cuz my soon to be ex wife got committed for attacking me with a steak knife." :o

    ickiest: "I want you to strap on a dildo and fuck my ass." Ugghhh....

    Most confusing: "I have fish shop. I make money to support woman. We go out?" ???

    i love these smiley elves!!!!!

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    How about "I&#039;d suck your daddy&#039;s dick just to see where you came from."

    And "What does a guy like me need to get a girl like you - besides a big dick and a lot of money?"

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    Default Re:The best (or worst) pick-up line you ever heard?

    Pixie,
    I simply told him he was nasty and could now fuck off.
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    Default Re:The best (or worst) pick-up line you ever heard?

    And as I write this "Scary Monsters" starts blaring. Heh.

    Okay, I&#039;ve said some cheesy things - guilty as charged. But, it&#039;s obvious that some people should not go out in public. Sheesh!

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    Default Re:The best (or worst) pick-up line you ever heard?

    my big pickup line is "Hey sweet thing, can i get you a fish sandwitch"

    How would u ladies respond to that one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DontPushMe link=board=1;threadid=3;start=msg55517#msg55517 date=1071468722
    my big pickup line is "Hey sweet thing, can i get you a fish sandwitch"

    How would u ladies respond to that one?
    I&#039;d say "Burger King has a pretty good one, you can get me one there. See you when you get back"

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss george link=board=1;threadid=3;start=msg55239#msg55239 date=1071429946
    A guy asked me out to dinner (I declined). He then came back with a pack of Lik-a-Stix candy and said, "Well how about a light snack?"

    LOL I like that one-very cute

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    LOL, nice avatar

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    Default Re:The best (or worst) pick-up line you ever heard?

    Quote Originally Posted by DontPushMe link=board=1;threadid=3;start=msg55517#msg55517 date=1071468722
    my big pickup line is "Hey sweet thing, can i get you a fish sandwitch"

    How would u ladies respond to that one?
    Ok I don&#039;t get it. What&#039;s that supposed to mean? Or does this guy just really like fish sandwiches? Which isn&#039;t all that strange, y&#039;know some people really like Long John Silver&#039;s...
    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Default Re:The best (or worst) pick-up line you ever heard?

    I had one guy ask me if I like eating fish tacos once.

    I get that fell from heaven line all the time but with an added bonus. "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven....no it didn&#039;t because I caught you." How chessy is that?

    I once had a guy say, "You should come back to my place, I have cable" Ohh cable, I just fell out of my panties. :

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    the worst pick up line i ever heard would be that "you must be a terrorist cuz you are the bomb."

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    Default Re:The best (or worst) pick-up line you ever heard?

    let&#039;s see........
    ........can I sample?
    ........would you like to take a ride on my truck (from a trucker)
    ........do you have stars on your panties cuz your ass is out of this world

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    my favorite line I use on women is "hey bitch, lets me ask you a quention, hoe, you like to fuck or what?" I get slapped 9 out 10 times, but that 10th time...its magic!

    Just Kitty!
    I never use pick-up lines, they are so 6th grade!

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    Default Re:The best (or worst) pick-up line you ever heard?

    "hey, are your boobs real or fake?"... Not a good line to start out with!!!
    Lips, Hips, and Sugary Tits

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    "You may not have your virginity, but you still have the box it came in." I heard this from an 80 year old man who had 23 children in the BVI&#039;s.

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    Default Re:The best (or worst) pick-up line you ever heard?

    Quote Originally Posted by colettecall link=board=1;threadid=3;start=msg55194#msg55194 date=1071424578
    And "What does a guy like me need to get a girl like you - besides a big dick and a lot of money?"
    Hmmm...I would have told him, "Well, looking at your hands, then, you haven&#039;t got a chance in hell."


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