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    Default I wanna know what happens after hours:the dirt...

    I like to hear about the stories on the after hour parties,etc.

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    what ??? ???
    us: us: us: devil in disguise....

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    we get dressed, rub our feet that are aching then go home and go to bed!
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    Default Re: I wanna know what happens after hours:the dirt

    umm yeah same here- drive home and stumble into bed. Yeah its real sicckkkkk afterhours. LOL

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    Default Re: I wanna know what happens after hours:the dirt

    I think I know what he wants to hear

    We all go back to a customers hotel room and snort a bunch of drugs then have lesbian sex in front of the customer then all suck his dick for free!

    [glow=red,2,300] NOT!!!!![/glow]

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    Default Re: I wanna know what happens after hours:the dirt

    In my club and others I've worked in the waittresses who are gonna end up being dancers get taught pole tricks and what not. The DJs play whatever they want until we close down the building.
    "Come what may although I often say realities come from dreams, but approach all lies with open eyes because NOthing in this world is EVER ALL it seems."

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    Default Re: I wanna know what happens after hours:the dirt

    a lot of girls from my club do go to the afterhours bar to drink, but most just go home, take a shower, and go to bed....some might watch some TV in there too!

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    I think I know what he wants to hear

    We all go back to a customers hotel room and snort a bunch of drugs then have lesbian sex in front of the customer then all suck his dick for free!

    [glow=red,2,300] NOT!!!!![/glow]
    Whaddaya mean 'NOT!'?

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    Geeze make yourself MORE OBVIOUS! Most like me, go home eat, shower, snooze and awake to care for children---SCANDELOUS! You'd probably do better spying on the elderly, my grandparents party hardier than I!!!--TRUE!

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    Default Re: I wanna know what happens after hours:the dirt

    I like to hear about the stories on the after hour parties,etc.

    Curious patron

    Okay dude.. I will tell you since, these "strippers" wont spill the beans..

    <looks around to see if any strippers can hear... no... okay....good>

    Okay... <whispers in a low voice> ... after they leave their shifts they go to ther site of their lowbudget, homemade porn movies, where they have sex with midget clowns and defeathered emus. After 4 or 5 hours of that, they go to the Stripper Sorority House, where they hold scantily clad pillow fights with each other before they all fall exhuasted in one big bed that sleeps 29 people. In the morning they lay in wait for the post man, who they then ravage with 12 inch long probes and jars of Skippy Peanut Butter (the smooth, not the crunchy). They usually then go to the poetry reading at "Al's Cafe of Poets and Stripping Whores" before returning to their clubs.

    Okay man.. dont tell anyone. We can't let these secrets get out, kapeesh?

    PJ

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    Dude thats just screwed up. I meen I know you were joking and all that but most guys have a slanted view of strippers as it is and I think that was just flat out crossing the line. I don't want some avarage reader comming in hear and thinking any LESS of these girls so now I'm gonna have to set the record straight(sorry ladies). Its CRUNCHY.....NOT plain. Ok, you may procede.
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    LOL!

    Best. Thread. Ever.
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    GOOOOOSSSSHHHHH you guys are funny!!!!


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    .. Its CRUNCHY.....NOT plain. Ok, you may procede.
    Darn, they do it wrong here. They use honey.
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    Remember HC, "NO" only means "NO" when she says it..... LMAO

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    They also wish to be referred to as "short people clowns," to be PC!

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    De-feathered Emu's???? Who does that??? All of my friends and I go for the greased up ostriches! Geez...man...if you're going to tell someone something...please, keep the facts straight!!

    BTW...Winter is right...they prefer to be called the "short people clowns"...unless they are working for Dr. Evil...then you can call them "Mini-Me's".

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    Default Re: I wanna know what happens after hours:the dirt

    This isn't the site to get the answer. These are normal, healthy young women and behave pretty much like non-dancers their age. One thing they do NOT do is go out with customers after closing. I know a dancer very well (read dated/married) and have been told by her and her friends what goes on. Like any place of business, there are after-hours parties. Some girls go, others don't. Most go some of the time. Sometimes some of them have wild times and sometimes they don't, just like life.

    There is always a meeting after the girls get dressed talking about the nights activities and entertaining questions from the girls (what should I do if a guy licks me/why didn't x bouncer come over when I called for .). The management also reviews changes in schedules then too, and discusses any rule changes (usually something like "the house will increase its take on lap dances from $4 to $5"). Girls will frequently go to some all night joint for something to eat since dancing burns lots of calories.

    One thing that only happens at strip clubs after work are blow-out catfights in the parking lot as the bouncers walk them to their cars. One girl will often tell a favorite bouncer that she's going to smack another girl and to hang around and be there for her. Lots of broken false nails and hair-pulling and people laughing at the spectacle as they roll around on the asphalt trying to land a punch. Doen't happen often (either landing the punch or catfights).

    One friend who managed several clubs once told me "the abnormal is normal for these girls." Then he proceeded to marry one. So dancers are like people anywhere else in life after work. And why shouldn't they be?

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    Default Re: I wanna know what happens after hours:the dirt

    Clay, most of that is not really accurate.

    there are lots of girls that do go oout with customers...just to hang, or maybe have sex, or do drugs...who knows.

    Meetings after work don't really occcur. We have our meetings separate, with all dancers together. Thereis talking going on, but it's informal and not everyone in the room is involved.

    And not sure why you brought up the catfights. If the girls are fighting, they don't necessarily wait until after work to do it. It is much more likely that a dancer will find another way for revenge that won't be so obvious to get us fired.

    We are not that abnormal. We are just like any other young woman who gets off work. Somtimes you want to go straight home. Sometimes you don't.

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    Sometimes 4 or 5 of the girls who still have some energy left go sing Karaoke. A lot of girls (some of the Karaoke girls too after singing) go to the 24 hour gym. Some of us go to breakfast. And a very few go and have another drink or two at a bar. The rest drive home and sleep with an occasional grocery store trip on the way.

    For me personally, the most exciting after work activity lately has been getting take out breakfast with a pal then we head to my house and catch up on last season's Sopranos and pass out.

    We ran out of peanut butter a LONG time ago
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    De-feathered emus? Greased up ostriches? Reminds me of the hayseed kid in the dorm who used to joke that he screwed everthing on the farm except the tractor--and he beat off on that!

    I imagine some of the raunchiest things that go on after hours probably happens at out house after the dancers get us worked up.

    Man, I can't wait until this weekend.

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    the only accurate answer I can think of for Butchee is ... he obviously doesn't have enough money to afford finding out the answer in person LOL.

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    I thought all the dancers got together and discuss retirement funds and such...Duh...Whatever....

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    I must say, you all seem to have a very sick mind and imagination.....

    I Love It.......

    Greased animals, Probes, Peanut Butter.....

    Sounds like my family gatherings, all thats missing is the 500 pound aunt with no teeth giving you the look while sucking on a popsicle.

    Great thread!!!!!!

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    What I love:

    Right after my shift, Adult Swim on Cartoon Network does its second run of shows. When I walk in to my apartment which is very near the club, Futurama is on. I like that and the family guy.

    I change into my jammies and get a bowl of cereal and watch happy cartoons. Very good for unwinding.

    That's the dirt....
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    I don't know about the ones who have not posetd yet. But on a serious note, i am too damn tired, i do private parties now, and they can be as hard on a woman as a club at times. I come home, shower, have a snack, see my daughter, my pets, maybe make a phone call, brush teeth, slather on vaseline for my skin. Hit the bed. Maybe not in that order. Sometimes a lady has to sit down first and count her $$$$.

    Pamela

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