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    Default Re: I wanna know what happens after hours:the dirt

    I imagine there are waitresses, realtors, sales reps, doctors, reporters, cosmetologists, fast food workers, astronomers, car salespeople, police officers, construction workers, morticians, etc....who have wild-n-crazy orgies after work.
    And others who go home, thank God they're done with work, rub their feet, take a hot bath and go to bed.
    Funny how anyone would think that dancers are anything other than what they are..people. Duh.
    On another note, I am concerned about the ostriches and emus. Are they being exploited and/or humiliated? Are they giving their consent? Does PETA know about this? Is there a website with pictures?!?

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    Default Re: I wanna know what happens after hours:the dirt

    after 7 or 8 hours of talking and walking we go to BED!
    Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy.

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    Cutie:

    Aren't you aware PETA folks are the original animal lovers. They probably pioneered the thing with the emus and ostriches. LOL

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    I thought all the dancers got together and discuss retirement funds and such...Duh...Whatever....
    We do- here!



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    Lol PJ, you have some imagination.

    After work me and 3 or 4 of the girls go to my house and jump in the hot tub naked. We get out and dry ourselves off and grab a bite to eat. We usually like to eat whip cream and chocolate syrup off each other. It ends up in a full blown orgy. Then we cuddle with each other and go to sleep.












    Yeah right. After work I [bong] or take a Tylenol PM, eat a Toaster Strudel and go to bed.

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    When I first started dancing I was invited to an after hours "party" by 2-3 of the hottest girls in the club. I had visions of a nice house and maybe some dinner or snacks and relaxing. Instead it was all of us stuffed in a crummy apartment with a few guys (their boyfriends) hanging around. I was offered a line of blow which I refused so they all went in the bedroom and closed the door and left me out in the living room on the couch smoking my weed alone. I left and that was the end of my after hours partying.

    The vast majority of dancers I know go out to eat and then go home and pass out. But not all. In fact, I have ran across dancers who get the hots for customers and sit with them all night even though it's not profitable and then take them home and ...well nuff said. These also happen to be the girls who have discharge problems while on stage. Gross!
    You get what you put up with

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    I go with my hot blonde waitress friend to the after hours bar next door where she and I get really drunk, then go out to the car with whatever horny dudes are in there looking for strippers hanging out after hours and she and I bang the hell out all of them. As you can imagine, that bar is always packed around the time our club closes and there's always a mass exodus when my friend and I get ready to gangbang every drunk horny dude in the place.

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    No, seriously, what my friend and I really do is just go back to her place, smoke up lots of pot and fuck her boyfriend!

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    Well, actually, I and my hot blonde waitress friend are total lesbos and we just go to the after hours bar next door, and tease all the horny dudes in there before we go back to my place and do each other, laughing at all the pathetic losers in that bar every night hoping to fuck us.

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    Ok, sorry! My friend and I really just go to the after hours bar or one of the casinos and pick up some lonely drunk schmuck and pretend we're going to go to a room and fuck him, where we drug him and steal his money and watch!

    Actually my friend and I do all of these things, we just switch it up every night to break the monotony!

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    [laughup] LMAO! The funny thing is, there are customers that actually believe we do all this crazy shit.
    I've had more than one customer say to me, "So how many of your co-workers have you slept with?" or they point to the girl on stage and say "Have you eaten her pussy?"

    I'm pretty boring, I just go home, take a shower, and go to bed after work.






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    Hey, aren't you really my hot blonde waitress friend in disguise? Stop telling lies! You KNOW you liked it when I was licking your pussy while fucking your boyfriend last night!

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    ...where we drug him and steal his money and watch!
    I always heard this one as taking a kidney, leaving him in a tub of ice with a phone to call for help...(read that one on urban legends)
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    Remember HC, "NO" only means "NO" when she says it..... LMAO

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    Noooooo, it's not strippers who do that! It's desperate med students! Get your stories straight man. Strippers are too squeamish and lazy to bother taking out a kidney! LOL

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    Hey, aren't you really my hot blonde waitress friend in disguise? Stop telling lies! You KNOW you liked it when I was licking your pussy while fucking your boyfriend last night!
    [rotflmao] lol Bridgette! Ok I admit it, I loved it!






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    So I say tonight we mix it up. I'm kinda bored with the usual gangbangs after the bar - how 'bout we just do the manager tonight? He's been acting a bit tense lately...I think he needs a release!

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    And here I always thought you went out in roving bands and stole kidneys to sell on the black market.

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    I like to have a nice kiante and some fava beans after work [puke] ( gosh that was a gross movie) lol
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    Default Re: I wanna know what happens after hours:the dirt

    i relax after work!

    get home, throw dance bag on futon, take off shoes, draw hot bath, wash off makeup and fake rhinestones, scrub myself clean, get out of tub, put on lotion and Misfits t-shirt, take my ambien and surf stripperweb while i wait for it to kick in. then sleep. nothing is more fun to me after a night at the club than some quiet time to myself. i used to live on south beach too....so that's saying something .

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    Default Re: I wanna know what happens after hours:the dirt

    The whole student thing kinda interferes with the whole party thing. It does happen, just not often. By the time an 8 hour shift is over, I usually don't feel like getting dressed up again to go 'out'. It's bed time.

    I do, however, have a collection of kidneys in my freezer that I nuke to feed my emus.
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    Oh my god, people, this thread has just taken me on one of the funniest little trips, ever! Have fallen out of my chair laughing twice! I have to go now, Mini Me and the emus are getting impatient......

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    [devil] Unoffical Poll Results:

    Not necessarily in order:

    1) Bed
    2)Shower
    3)Eat-peanut butter with pajamas (on/off)
    4)WHATEVER!!!

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    Yeah so I just got home and boy am I tired! My waitress friend left me at the last second to do the manager by myself and damn! Next time I'm gonna just stick to drugging some unsuspecting shithead and stealing his kidney. I wonder if I could get an emu shipped down here....

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    LOL Same with Kobi!! I like to have a snack, watch tv, take off the layers of eyeshadow,count money and




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    Default Re: I wanna know what happens after hours:the dirt

    Yeah so I just got home and boy am I tired! My waitress friend left me at the last second to do the manager by myself and damn! Next time I'm gonna just stick to drugging some unsuspecting shithead and stealing his kidney. I wonder if I could get an emu shipped down here....
    Here ya go Bridgette: http://www.aea-emu.org/buyemu.asp
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Thanks! That saves me soooo much time and energy. Now I just gotta figure out where to keep my new emus - hey lestat, you got a yard? Maybe I can move my operation.....
    What are you doing up at this time anyway? Don't you have finals or something? Do I need to administer some homework....er, discipline?

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    Butchee -- I think that you have been listening to way too many of those Howard Stern Smatest Stripper Contests. His show is soooo reality based. (LMAO) It's not like he is getting paid absurd amounts of money by the managers of Scores who illegally extort money from the working women that no one seems to give a damn about - known as strippers.
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    Default Re: I wanna know what happens after hours:the dirt

    Wanna know the DIRT?

    Well, the DIRT is all over me;makeup, gliiter, smeared lipstick, sweat, spilled sugary cocktails, and the remnants of man fabric and man drool...

    The only DIRT is the stuff that I scrub off my skin in the shower right when I get home...hehehehehe!!

    Alternate: Before the shower, migas at Mama's, hehehe........meow!

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