.......................you go to the bank and u get a teller with a bad attitude or who looks you up and down and says something smart right b/4 u get up to her line and instead of giving her your big bills for your deposit like you had planned and keeping the ones you pull out the wad of ones that you were saving to cash in the next night and give em all to her to fuck with her and make her work harder for being bitchy.
...................you dig in ur purse for something and see the mandatory black tback in a plastic bag which is ur just in case u decide 2 work at a moment's notice tback
............................you refuse to answer cat calls and finger wags on the street, but at work a finger wag can get u to do a u-turn in a second w/u thinking yea, yea more dances more dances
............................your friends all come to you when the need to borrow some sparkly accesory like rhinestone bracelets, chokers, necklaces, etc.
............................you have mini versions of every regular sized product in the world in ur purse at any given moment
............................u'll pay $150 bucks for a dance outfit, but will fuss at the girl at express for forgetting ur 15% platinum card tuesday discount on a $30 shirt.
...........................if u haven't been dancing long, u still have that container of baby oil in ur bathroom that you used to wear b/4 u found out that baby oil was pure evil
..........................u have a business card collection from all the clients at work in ur glove compartment or that place in the back of ur seat that u never use and planned on throwing out the window while driving home, but u just never got around to throwing them away.
...........................u get pissed off when Perkins does not open at 6am promptly b/c u have been out there waiting since 5:50 and getting antsy



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