if you can't find a hair tie that garter left in your pocket book works just as well
if you can't find a hair tie that garter left in your pocket book works just as well
i love my christopher





Hi, I just PM'd Deja Voodoo and told him to stop impersonating me and urged him to quit SW, for sanity's sakeDeja Voodoo (Carlos) - those of us who save our money don't say we struggle to pay the bills. The ones who say that are the ones who spend all their money on drugs after sucking too much cock that night! LOL Seriously, I think you're taking those little bits way out of context and putting them together when it's just not true.
Second, it's not an ego trip to prefer dating men with incomes at least as high as our own - just like it's not an ego trip for men who prefer women with incomes lower than their own. The men may not openly say it, but they show it in their actions. Further, that female choice has nothing to do with being a stripper - it has to do with being a WOMAN. Most women don't want to deal with men who have ego problems and have issues with a woman who makes more money than them. It's a common problem for couples where the woman earns more than the man - the man starts to feel insecure and like 'less of a man' and the woman starts to feel bad because she knows her success bothers her man. Comes from that long-standing idea that the man is supposed to be the main provider and breadwinner. Why wouldn't we want to avoid that issue and potential problem????.
I found this list on the web - a tongue-in-cheek guide for guys:
"Here, from experts, are 10 signs that your lady is a closet lap dancer:
VAMPISH WALK. A once-awkward, wholesome, girl-next-door type who now swivels her hips in an exaggerated manner -- and has no trouble strutting about in six-inch heels -- fits the profile of a stripper.
COARSE LANGUAGE. If your lady starts cussing like a sailor, it's a good bet she picked up the bad habit from her low-class "colleagues" backstage.
FAVORS SEXY UNDERWEAR. A gal who used to complain about how "uncomfortable" she felt in thongs and suddenly has an undies drawer chock full of them may now be used to wearing a G-string hours at a time.
SLUTTY BODY LANGUAGE. When your mate has to pick up something from the ground, does she kneel like a lady -- or bend over, flaunting her wares?
SUDDENLY HAS MONEY FOR "LITTLE EXTRAS." She starts showing up with fancy earrings, designer shoes and other items you didn't pay for.
OVERLY FLIRTATIOUS WITH YOUR PALS. You may spot her perched on a buddy's lap at a cocktail party, making small talk. This could be a position she's grown very comfortable with.
ALWAYS HAS PLENTY OF DOLLAR BILLS ON HAND. Or when she gets change back at the supermarket, she may reflexively tuck it in the band of her underwear.
DANCES DIRTY. A gal who wiggles around in the laps of strange men for cash is likely to fall into raunchy, groin-to-butt moves on the dance floor.
WON'T TELL YOU WHERE SHE WORKS. Says she has a "great new part-time job working as a cocktail waitress," but won't tell you where she works.
ODDLY IMMODEST. In the past, she never even undressed in front of the dog, but now she waltzes by the window nude without a second thought.
Personally, I have found that I do have an arched back most of the time. Brigette, I am with you when you say that you ahve to 'tone down' your dancing when you are out with 'normal' friends!
And Alexis, as I work during the day too, I completely agree with you on this one:
"You get pissed off at your day job because obnoxious guys talk to you and you're thinking that they should be paying you to endure their conversation. "
Very funny!
LMAO!
I think Im gonna like it here, finally dancers with a sense of humour.


LOLOLOLOL!!! i thought that was so cute. and TRUE!....your pet has glitter in its fur.


LMFAO! SOOO TRUE! this thread rocks. thanks for all the laughs! i dont think ive laughed so hard in a LONG time!1. You have to put tatoo makeup on your vertebrae, shins, and knees to go out.
You know you're a stripper when....
Any man asks you your name and you give them your stage name without a beat.
You go out dancing with your friends and wish you were at work so you could get paid for the flirting your doing.

This is so true it's scary.Plain observation is scary but objective observation is almost painful.Bridgeet i find your style of writing refreshing and honest,i can only think of nice things to say to you so i'll stop!....when you go out with 'regular' friends and feel the need to censor yourself on the dancefloor.
....when you go out in public and catch strange people pointing you out as if you're a minor celebrity.
....you have two separate sections of your wardrobe and makeup - one for your 'regular' self and one for your 'stripper' self.
....every pair of shoes you own has some sort of high heel.
....12pm is a REALLY early hour to wake up.
....6am is a normal hour to go to bed.
....your concept of 'tomorrow' is far different from that of everyone else you know.
....your pet has glitter in its fur.
....you speak of retirement at an age when most other people are just getting revved in their careers.
....your body creaks more than your grandmother's.
....you drop $100 on cheap plastic shoes without batting an eye, but scoff at paying more than $25 for a decent pair of leather shoes.
....your selection of costumes, high heels and makeup competes with that of a drag queen.
....drag queens ask you where you got your _____, when you're just walking down the sidewalk.
....you can walk into any crowd in any situation and command the attention of everyone present.

.....when you pray the tubes(underground) are empty so you can swing round the pole in the carriage.
....you think it's normal to spend as much money on your rent on Black cab fares daily.
....you have an extensive corporate clientelle base that would make your bank manager jealous.
....your daughter's first sung lyric is "work it a little bit sexy everything about you is sexy" -liberty x
....you are hiding a wad of notes under the bathroom flooring because you dont want your b/f to get the wrong idea about your job!

Oh man, this thread is great! It should be compiled and published somewhere.
...your standards for intelligence are about a hundred notches lower than they used to be
...thinking up new pole tricks keeps you awake at night
...your main topics of conversation are hair removal and boob size
...you think $50/hour is miserable pay
...you gawk more at beautiful women than beautiful men
...being called a bitch by another girl doesn't faze you
...you think you recognize every guy in the mall or grocery store from the club





...you can arrive in any town and have a job that night.
ooo, Lena, that's true!
...you can lie and not feel bad about it.
...you can creatively lie, at that. (my friend told her customer that she taught her cat to skateboard. he believed her - scary!)
...you walk into the deli at 4am getting weird stares because you're wearing bummy sweats while in full makeup & lashes
...you can look at a guy and guess his occupation within 3 tries (this is especially true in my club!)
"You have no idea what a long-legged gal can do without doing anything." -Claudette Colbert





....the cashier hands you your change, you wink and say "spank ya, babe" (woops).

1. I watch T.V. on the floor folded like a pretzle and it's confortable.
2.On the weekend my house looks like a lingere shop(laundry day)

you love your body more than you ever have.




... You meet a guy at a normal bar or club and you have to pause to think about your stage name/real name, err...
... People look at you strange and only then you realize that not only is a twenty wrapped around your finger, your fondling your own breasts
... You can try on an outfit in a fitting room in 20 seconds or less, without taking off your shoes




[quote]... You meet a guy at a normal bar or club and you have to pause to think about your stage name/real name, err...
... People look at you strange and only then you realize that not only is a twenty wrapped around your finger, your fondling your own breasts
... You can try on an outfit in a fitting room in 20 seconds or less, without taking off your shoes
... You keep scissors near the tampons... to cut the string
... You have bruises on your knees
These are brilliant!
Tampopo - I spent many sleepless nights trying to work out how to do one certain move!


There is a pole in your home or apartment!
.....your days off are the same days you wear your period panties.
....you shrug off expensive shopping trips by saying, "I'll just work a double on Friday."
....your hair just keeps getting blonder and blonder.
.....Your friend brags about a 2 dollar per hour raise and you feel pity for her.
...for a night out clubbing you buy a skirt that should probably be described more accurately as a belt!
I always used to wear trousers and jeans - in fact friends used to ask if I actually had any legs as they'd never seen them. Yesterday I bought and went out in a tiny skirt - and I didn't feel in the slightest bit self-concious!

....names like 'Dani Starr'(copyrighted!!) and 'Amber Night' are common place amongst you and work peers!



from the dancers that I know.
"when your home address ends with "INN" or "Suites"
and for the club regulares like me.
" the first thing you size up when you meet a gal is her on stage potential" I am as guity as sin of this. I have several lady friends that could own the stage.....
I love them all. I've been laughin my ass off!!!! here's only a couple i thought of....
Ya know you're a stripper when....
You go to a regular dance club and your dancing with your girls on the dance floor cages, etc, and a guy comes up to you and gives you money, just because they think you're an awesome dancer and they don't even know your a stripper. Then later in they night they come back up to you and bring friends that give you money also....
When your hair and makeup,etc looks 10xx better at work then when you go out with friends or they guy your dating.
You feel totally comfortable being naked with only shoes and a choker on, bent over with your legs spread and looking another female straight in the face and asking ,"You can't see my string can you?"
You catch yourself doing a string check when you are not working.
You have a handheld blacklight that you take stripper shopping with you so you are positive b/4 you buy that the outfit really does glow.
You know more doctors, lawyers, politicians, and businessmen of the top of your head than anyone.
"Come what may although I often say realities come from dreams, but approach all lies with open eyes because NOthing in this world is EVER ALL it seems."
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