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    When you can repair anything with concealer, a garter, three rubber bands and a large safety pin.


    Ah Macgyver!
    Miss Azuredee those were also fantastic!
    --When you find yourself massaging your breasts in the middle of a sushi resturant!

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    Default Re: You know you are a Stripper when.....

    your laying in bed with a guy and talking and you don't realize that your playing with your tits!!!
    Holly,

    Yes, I love it when you girls do that!

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    azuredee, those were phenominal!!!

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    Default Re: You know you are a Stripper when.....

    When you always keep a couple hundred cash on hand at work, just in case either the costume lady or the cops show up.

    When someone whistles at you in the mall and you start longing for your bouncers.
    He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Default Re: You know you are a Stripper when.....

    When a good-looking man with a great job asks you for your name, phone number and a date... and it annoys the piss out of you.

    When you spray perfume on yourself to get ready for a dinner date with your SO and automatically spray your kitty.
    He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Default Re: You know you are a Stripper when.....

    when you have to give back your 5 year old daughter shorts you stoll for hot pants at work :-/
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    Default Re: You know you are a Stripper when.....

    When at Wal-Mart you catch a guy stareing at your ass, and instead of ignoring it you drop something, bend over so he can check out the good's, look at him, giggle and wink.

    When you bang up your knees real bad and the first thing you think is "Knee high's? or thigh highs?"
    " Remember during each test there is some girl in Australia jealous of you who wants to do what you're doing."- Lilithmorrigan

    " If you're young and sexy, why not spend a few years
    Shopping and Fucking? Life is short, but youth is shorter. Ride the wheels off, I say." - FeministStripper

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    Default Re: You know you are a Stripper when.....

    I just had to jump into this one!

    .....when your cell phone address screen looks like this

    Bambi (Jen)
    Aspen (Misty)
    Celeste (Debra)
    Raven (Melissa)
    Desire (Stephanie)

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    Default Re: You know you are a Stripper when.....

    And...

    When you have to be really careful what name you call your friends in front of their children.
    "Mommy, why did she call you Candy?"
    "Oh, that's just my silly nickname, sweetie!"

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    Default Re: You know you are a Stripper when.....

    Just one more...

    When you will only buy certain kinds of deoderant because they won't glow under the blacklights.

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    Default Re:You know you are a Stripper when.....

    Well, its been awhile since a posted last on here. Its nice to see some new ones added. Awesome Girls! Well here's a few new ones from me...

    You know you're a Stripper When.....

    1) You have a collection of bills, $1's, $5's and so on, shaped in all different designs like..Frogs, Rings, Bowtie's, Playboy bunnies, and so on.

    2) You have to use industrial strengh apoxy to put the soles or straps of your boots or shoes back together, cause you've been working so much.. You just don't want to go buy another new pair a shoes this year.

    3) You have a permenent scar on your wrist from all the pole tricks you do. Cause you practiced so much to get it just right that you ended up with blisters so bad.

    4) You use a big tool box for all your make-up, hair products, body products and so on. For that just in cause moment you need that odd item.

    5) Its great to finally not have to wear your contacts for a day or two. I hate wearing my contacts all the time. Its such a releaf not to wear them.

    6) You realize that your 10x more felixable in that dream you had last nite about that new pole trick, you just can't bend you're leg back that way or that far. GRRR!! I will find a way to do that trick though, it was a good one.

    7) Its a releaf to finally sleep in your own bed, with your own pillows...Hotel rooms get old and expensive, especially during that bad week.

    After the hour an half drive home, all you want to do is go to bed, yet your man is already home in bed, so you gotta find the energy to take a shower, so ya don't smell like the club!

    Ok girls thats all for now. time for bed. take care and enjoy.....
    Ride it Hard and Fast,
    Then Lick it till it Cums !!!

    www.woodysshowclub.com

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    When your boyfriend is like "How come you never dress up for me?"

    *Obligatory Puppy dog eyes follow*

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    Default Re: You know you are a Stripper when.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=1;threadid=28;start=msg452#msg452 date=1053742411

    ....when you go out in public and catch strange people pointing you out as if you're a minor celebrity.

    ....you have two separate sections of your wardrobe and makeup - one for your 'regular' self and one for your 'stripper' self.

    ....every pair of shoes you own has some sort of high heel.

    ....12pm is a REALLY early hour to wake up.

    ....6am is a normal hour to go to bed.

    ....your concept of 'tomorrow' is far different from that of everyone else you know.

    ....your pet has glitter in its fur.

    ....you speak of retirement at an age when most other people are just getting revved in their careers.


    ....you drop $100 on cheap plastic shoes without batting an eye, but scoff at paying more than $25 for a decent pair of leather shoes.


    ....you can walk into any crowd in any situation and command the attention of everyone present.
    Those so apply to me!HAHA!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    Default Re:You know you are a Stripper when.....

    When you take your boyfriend Lingere shopping, and he gets irritable .

    (Yes, i have been a Dancers man a few times)

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    Default Re:You know you are a Stripper when.....

    ...when you're on a first name basis with the entire 3rd shift crew of Waffle House, IHOP, and Denny's.
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    Default Re:You know you are a Stripper when.....

    when someone in your AP class points out you have a piece of sequince stuck to your leg!!!

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    True story... First day of class...You and your professor make eye contact many times (out of 250 students)...thinking to yourself he looks familiar..holy sh*t I gave him a LD. I sat in the back the rest of the year. :o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily link=board=1;threadid=28;start=msg464#msg464 date=1053796281


    You have to "think" when you introduce yourself

    when your out shopping for clothes and you forget you have to put your clothes back on before getting a different size.

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    You know you're a stripper when you get to the bank and hand the teller rubberbanded stacks of money that smells good.
    Eyeliner and charisma go a long way!

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    Default Re:You know you are a Stripper when.....

    .... You have to pause when someone asks your name, because Bambi isn't REALLY your name, at least not in the real world.


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    Default Re:You know you are a Stripper when.....

    when you tie your hair up with your garter.
    I'm here to make money. NOT make friends, if I make a friend then it's a bonus.

    I'd rather be absolutely ridiculous that absolutely boring

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    I don't hate men. I hate everyone equally.
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    Kelly you're so raunchy, but in a proper way.
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    Dude, it's not her "world" it's her job. It's not some sort of Pavlovian trance that dancers go into when they smell money, it's simply how they make a living.

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    You are excited when it rains the night of your shift!!
    Bad weather=busy club

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prina link=board=1;threadid=28;start=msg143327#msg143327 date=1090698390
    You are excited when it rains the night of your shift!!
    Bad weather=busy club
    just what I was thinking....it's raining here!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Default Re:You know you are a Stripper when.....

    You automatically flirt with people you don't mean to flirt with.




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    Default Re:You know you are a Stripper when.....

    you adjust your g string putting your hand down your pants, and don't care! when your waiting at a crossing to cross the street. (you're so used to doin it at work)
    I'm here to make money. NOT make friends, if I make a friend then it's a bonus.

    I'd rather be absolutely ridiculous that absolutely boring

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    I don't hate men. I hate everyone equally.
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    Kelly you're so raunchy, but in a proper way.
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    Dude, it's not her "world" it's her job. It's not some sort of Pavlovian trance that dancers go into when they smell money, it's simply how they make a living.

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