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When you can repair anything with concealer, a garter, three rubber bands and a large safety pin.
Ah Macgyver!
Miss Azuredee those were also fantastic!
--When you find yourself massaging your breasts in the middle of a sushi resturant!![]()
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When you can repair anything with concealer, a garter, three rubber bands and a large safety pin.
Ah Macgyver!
Miss Azuredee those were also fantastic!
--When you find yourself massaging your breasts in the middle of a sushi resturant!![]()
Holly,your laying in bed with a guy and talking and you don't realize that your playing with your tits!!!
Yes, I love it when you girls do that!
azuredee, those were phenominal!!!
When you always keep a couple hundred cash on hand at work, just in case either the costume lady or the cops show up.
When someone whistles at you in the mall and you start longing for your bouncers.
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
When a good-looking man with a great job asks you for your name, phone number and a date... and it annoys the piss out of you.
When you spray perfume on yourself to get ready for a dinner date with your SO and automatically spray your kitty.
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
when you have to give back your 5 year old daughter shorts you stoll for hot pants at work :-/
Tranquil Waters
When at Wal-Mart you catch a guy stareing at your ass, and instead of ignoring it you drop something, bend over so he can check out the good's, look at him, giggle and wink.
When you bang up your knees real bad and the first thing you think is "Knee high's? or thigh highs?"
" Remember during each test there is some girl in Australia jealous of you who wants to do what you're doing."- Lilithmorrigan
" If you're young and sexy, why not spend a few years Shopping and Fucking? Life is short, but youth is shorter. Ride the wheels off, I say." - FeministStripper

I just had to jump into this one!
.....when your cell phone address screen looks like this
Bambi (Jen)
Aspen (Misty)
Celeste (Debra)
Raven (Melissa)
Desire (Stephanie)

And...
When you have to be really careful what name you call your friends in front of their children.
"Mommy, why did she call you Candy?"
"Oh, that's just my silly nickname, sweetie!"

Just one more...
When you will only buy certain kinds of deoderant because they won't glow under the blacklights.
Well, its been awhile since a posted last on here. Its nice to see some new ones added. Awesome Girls! Well here's a few new ones from me...
You know you're a Stripper When.....
1) You have a collection of bills, $1's, $5's and so on, shaped in all different designs like..Frogs, Rings, Bowtie's, Playboy bunnies, and so on.
2) You have to use industrial strengh apoxy to put the soles or straps of your boots or shoes back together, cause you've been working so much.. You just don't want to go buy another new pair a shoes this year.
3) You have a permenent scar on your wrist from all the pole tricks you do. Cause you practiced so much to get it just right that you ended up with blisters so bad.
4) You use a big tool box for all your make-up, hair products, body products and so on. For that just in cause moment you need that odd item.
5) Its great to finally not have to wear your contacts for a day or two. I hate wearing my contacts all the time. Its such a releaf not to wear them.
6) You realize that your 10x more felixable in that dream you had last nite about that new pole trick, you just can't bend you're leg back that way or that far. GRRR!! I will find a way to do that trick though, it was a good one.
7) Its a releaf to finally sleep in your own bed, with your own pillows...Hotel rooms get old and expensive, especially during that bad week.
After the hour an half drive home, all you want to do is go to bed, yet your man is already home in bed, so you gotta find the energy to take a shower, so ya don't smell like the club!
Ok girls thats all for now. time for bed. take care and enjoy.....
When your boyfriend is like "How come you never dress up for me?"
*Obligatory Puppy dog eyes follow*





Those so apply to me!HAHA!Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=1;threadid=28;start=msg452#msg452 date=1053742411
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
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When you take your boyfriend Lingere shopping, and he gets irritable .
(Yes, i have been a Dancers man a few times)
...when you're on a first name basis with the entire 3rd shift crew of Waffle House, IHOP, and Denny's.
Wellspring of energy
Rises in the body's core
Tap it and be sustained.
Channel, and it will speak.
from 365 Tao




when someone in your AP class points out you have a piece of sequince stuck to your leg!!!
True story... First day of class...You and your professor make eye contact many times (out of 250 students)...thinking to yourself he looks familiar..holy sh*t I gave him a LD. I sat in the back the rest of the year. :o




Originally Posted by Emily link=board=1;threadid=28;start=msg464#msg464 date=1053796281
when your out shopping for clothes and you forget you have to put your clothes back on before getting a different size.



You know you're a stripper when you get to the bank and hand the teller rubberbanded stacks of money that smells good.
Eyeliner and charisma go a long way!




.... You have to pause when someone asks your name, because Bambi isn't REALLY your name, at least not in the real world.



when you tie your hair up with your garter.
You are excited when it rains the night of your shift!!
Bad weather=busy club




just what I was thinking....it's raining here!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally Posted by Prina link=board=1;threadid=28;start=msg143327#msg143327 date=1090698390
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You automatically flirt with people you don't mean to flirt with.



you adjust your g string putting your hand down your pants, and don't care! when your waiting at a crossing to cross the street. (you're so used to doin it at work)
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