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    Hey people ,
    I am going to a Christmas party tonight and I hope, no I pray I don't do anything embarrassing while I'm drunk tonight. I don't drink too often so when I do... I get pretty wild I guess. Does any one have any embarrassing X- mas party stories to tell me? Just so tommorow afternoon I can wake up with my hang over and read some of yours to make it all better hehe lol Any good embarrassing holiday stories? Any one...?
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    No embarassing stories. But
    My Xmas party technique:
    Arrive 30-45 minutes after it starts.
    Walk around the room and greet everyone who knows you or who is important. Talk to 2 people for 5 minutes each and excuse yourself to see someone else on the other side of the room.
    Leave--everyone thinks you are on the other side of the room and will claim they saw you there.
    Elapsed time 20 minutes.
    No muss no fuss,

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    That sounds pretty anti-social to me, monty. I think she was looking for advice on how to have a good time while not embarrassing herself, not advice on how to be a loser.

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    most of the time our company christmas parties are full of drama shedevil...most embarssing clean story to date

    one of the guys had too much to drink. leaned back in his chair too far, fell over kicked the table, launched his meal onto everyone at the table. if that wasnt bad enough he clipped a shelf on the way down and broke about 4 bottles of wine (we were in the wine cellar).

    lol at monty, ive done the same thing at parties i was expected to be at but didnt care to stay around.

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    Default Re: Embarrasing X-mas party Stories

    Monty, I do the same thing lol

    shedevil, if your behavior embarrasses you when you drink, don't drink.




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    No it doesn't embarrass me so to speak, but sometimes you do stupid things when your drunk. Ya know?? Plus that party was totally lame, every body there, a whopping 6 people were all on X. My bf and I don't do that crap so it sucked being there. We took any excuse to leave... for good. :-/
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    Shedevil, I know exactly what you mean. I've had my fair share of drunk X-mas parties. I have 4 main bosses at my day job and they could care less what I do, so last year for the X-mas party they decided it would be hilarious to get a keg. Of course they offered me up for a keg stand first, I didn't do anything too embarrassing but let's just say I made an ass out of myself. And for the record, I won't be attending this years party.

    Company X-mas party and we had a keg.

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    I went to a Christmas party at my friend's place. All of my close friends were there and I was having a good time with them. Later that night this girl I was crazy about showed up and the party started really jumping. Naturally, I started drinking a lot because I was so happy to see her. I kept drinking and started doing really really stupid things and people were laughing. The party was still jumping and everybody was having a good time and I was really drunk as hell in front of this girl but she didn't seem to mind at all. She was having a good time too. I was in a very good mood.
    Around midnight I remembered that I had brought this 12 inch single I really wanted to play for her. That was a very romantic christmas song played by my favorite musician and she liked him too. I played that 12 inch saying "this one is for everyone here at the party!" But they all knew for whom I was playing that song. The girl was sitting next to me and it was all good. Soon she started looking me in the eyes and I looked her back in her eyes. The music was working and my drunk eyes didn't see anyone else but this beautiful girl. It was about time for me to make a move. A bold one. Time to step up the notch to be THE MAN. The stage has been set. She was still looking at me. My drunk head was telling me I gotta do it right now...

    Then tragedy did strike upon me. A few miniute into that song, I started throwing up. I puked, puked and puked in front of her. Next thing I knew was she was rubbing my back to help me throw up and she cleaned up the mess for me. I was saying "sorry" for a while and she was like "it's Okay" and I lost my memory right there.

    Everybody stayed that night and next morning I woke up remembering what had happened exactly: how things went down the tube. So embarassed and so brokenhearted, and out of desperation, I looked for her all over the place. I saw her in white shirt and a pair of blue jeans that she borrowed from my freind having coffee in the living room. They looked really good on her. Painfully so. She saw me and goes "Good morning, how you feeling? You were so drunk last night, tiger." or some sort. I couldn't say a word. I wanted to kill myself. I felt my world collapsing right down at my feet. I swore I would never ever got drunk again so that I wouldn't puke in front of her...but only to see this pattern repeated later again and again.

    Next year they did not invite me for Christmas party but to this date she is a good freind of mine.

    Thank you for reading this.

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    Hey hope the X-mas party went well or if it didn't happen yet have a great time... My my motto is if you can't hold your liquor don't drink... Had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing my Boss break down sobbing on the dance floor as she is getting so old and want to have kids and get married... Problem was she is married and have two kids...lol lol

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    I went to my boyfriends xmas party 2 weekends ago. He works in a small office & only 1 girl is on the staff & she is a total BITCH. I've met this girl twice in my life & for some reason she never liked me & always talks shit to me. So of course, I don't like her back.

    Anyway, we are all having dinner at this 4-star steakhouse & she pretty much talks at the top of her lungs to me (and the whole table) and says "are you dancing at the Orchid still? I know you dance, I saw you there a few weeks ago" I almost choked, but I pretended to ignore her. Then she goes on about how she wants a BA but she wont use her boobs to make money like I do. By this point, everyone at the table is looking down as she embarrasses both herself & me.

    So we all go out to a nice club afterwards, the company paid for VIP treatment all nite. She walks by me (I'm sitting on a couch w/my man & some of his coworkers) and she starts talking shit to me & of course & hold my ground & talk shit back to her. I said something ot piss her off I geuss so she throws her drink on me (she is about 7 years older than me & she has 3 kids, mind you...) so I throw my drink back & she comes at me so I kick her (with my new thigh high BCBG leather boots - love 'em!) and she goes flying thru a glass table, tries to get up & falls again. It was quite a site. She only got written up for that & I am 86'd from all his company functions! How jacked is that!? Oh well, his whole office applauded my kicking her dumb ass.

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    I just went to my boyfriends work X-mas party last weekend. Sheesh, you would normally think that all these older professional type people would be sophisticated and classy. For the most part they were, until....
    There was this one late 30's early fortyish woman who was kinda snobby to me, but real friendly with him. After a few drinks my boyfriend gets up to use the men's room. Well there she goes, as soon as he's away from me, to strike up a conversation with him. Hugging him, yapping away. I was at the table wondering WTF. When he comes back he tells me she was totally hitting on him. She asked if I was his fiance, and then speaking of me she says, "Well that might work for some people..." UGH! The nerve! I think she wanted to do him right there in the bathroom stall.

    Gimme a break drunken hag, look at me and then look in the mirror. As if any guy would ditch me for her. What a bitch! He blew her off, of course. I wanted to say something but he has to work with those people. Ladies keep an eye on your men at those X-mas parties!

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    I missed my "holiday party" yesterday and I had the perfect excuse. A rush project. And an added bonus...my boss worked through the party too. A mediocre time was had by all.

    Oh and my other party technique. Schedule your vacation to start the day before the party, and skip town.

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    I have an after Xmas party story. Well last year at the club I was working at, we had a christmas party before we opened with an open bar and the family was invited. i didn't want to go so I showed up at opening time and there were christmas lights and christmas music and CHILDREN WERE SWINGING ON THE POLES. I was taken aback for a minute but just went upstairs to get dressed. Well, the party ended and all the girls for the shift started getting ready for the shift but alot of them were pissy drunk and they couldn't quite accopmish what they needed to. Top it all off, our asshole manger got pissy drunk himself and decided that because it was his last day, he could make us dance to christmas music THE ENTIRE SHIFT. He also fired 6 of the 9 girls that were there for complaining about the music (myself included) and generally made a complete ass of himself. It sucked to have drunk dancers and a drunk manager.
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    A long, long time ago I got so drunk at a christmas party at a car wash I used to work at that I fell flat on my face and broke a tooth. Needless to say I have it filled. Embarassing ed:



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    Quote Originally Posted by CarlosPR link=board=1;threadid=50;start=msg57306#msg57306 date=1071886286
    A long, long time ago I got so drunk at a christmas party at a car wash I used to work at that I fell flat on my face and broke a tooth. Needless to say I have it filled. Embarassing ed:
    Wow Carlos, a Christmas where someone really did want their two front teeth. LOL

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