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    Here i am, returning to work after taking 1 1/2years off, on my second day(1st official day on the job)...giving a couch dance for an average guy. Alright, as some of you may have read previously i have had the luck in the past to attract 'drunks'; so because of this i have a rather keen eye for the inebreated individual. Back to the couch...i am begining my dance and move back slightly, leaving only my arms touching him....then IT happened...(so for all those people really grossed out by the small cum stain, stop reading!)....
    HE THREW-UP all over my arm, then just kept on going throwing up on the couch!!!! YUCK YUCK YUCK...i was so appauled that all i could do was stare at this guy with jaw to the floor! He did not seem intoxicated to that extreme...so i figured he was on something else..
    And as you probably guessed there is a moral to story...i was so dumb, and did not get payment PRIOR, so you guessed it folks, i got nothing for my troubles! The only thing i could do was tell the manager this incident was going strait to stripper web!!!

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    [puke] That makes me wanna barf bigtime. [puke]
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    now that is down right nasty.i would have made the manager get my money and escort him out.
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    Wow! That's horrible, I am so sorry that happened to you and on your first day back!!


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    [puke] that was nast...eeeewwww [puke] was'nt there a boucer around ...the manager or bouncer should have let him paid ...i hate when they don't look out for the girls who are the number one reason they are making money....that sucks [evil]
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    OH Winter! I'm so sorry girl. That sux big time. Seems like something that would happen to me lol. Hope you have a better night tomorrow and no puke-y guys!

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    yeah, if I had gotten sick I would have paid the price of the dance even if you hadn't finnished it....

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    thanks all! the guy went from 60 to 0 in 2 seconds! it was like he was fine, then kablamo! the DJ said that i made him "cum in the Exorcist kind of way!" it was weird, the guy just sat there puking! i am actually laughing about it now...i love this site...without the support from all, it would have been less humorous!

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    Well, I thought that I had seen everything in my years of dancing, but I must admit Winter that this is one for the Guinness Book of world records.

    One more lesson - make sure you collect private dance money UP FRONT! Not only did this clown stiff you on his own dance, I imagine that he cost you quite a few potential dances for the rest of the night as you were forced to clean yourself up due to his projectile puking.

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    Oh Melonie, indeed i have learned from this 'experience'. I know better than to do such things...it's a good lesson for new dancers too...perhaps this extreme mishap will make others(as myself) REMEMBER to ALWAYS get the money!!!

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    Eww! [puke] I've seen guys throw up- on the floor, on themselves, in the glasses , but never on the girls!!! [shocked]
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    ewwwwww......... that is so gross...
    i feel for ya....

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    That's disgusting. I think had that happened to me, I would've been just like you. I would've been standing straight still with my jaw on the floor. It's messed up that you coudlnt' get paid..Shit I would've been hollerin' extra money for that...that's traumatic lol.







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    That's awful!! I'm so sorry that happened to you! I don't think I could've handled that!! WoW My bf talked to one of his friends from San Diego and he had said his friend had throw up on a stripper also. Yuck Does this happen a lot or what?!!! [puke]
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    If I barfed on a dancer, I'd pay for the dance, cleaning your clothes, tip you bigtime (all the while apologizing) and run for the hills and never look back.

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    Thanks guys/gals!!! --everything is going well and uneventful now!
    i appriciated the support, because without this site, i wouldn't have been as 'forgiving' to this individual...!
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    I'm a guy, and I quite honestly would rather have the cum stain touch me than somebody vomit on me.

    I can't think of any sustance worse than vomit. Maybe poop, but vomit is about as bad as it gets.

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    Oh my God Winter. I felt so bad for you when I read that. For some reason I have this really really BAD phobia of throwing up (doing it, seeing someone else doing it, hearing it, smelling it, -whatever!). I get massive panic attacks to the point I literally lose it when someone pukes around me. I've had this fear since I was a little girl. It's actually caused me to alter my life in ways to avoid vomit situations. I went to Cancun on spring break awhile back. As you could probably guess, it was a VomitPhobic's worst nightmare come true! I spent much of the nights in the resort. I dont know where I got this fear from but it's really bad. The only other person I've met who had the fear as bad as me was another dancer! Wierd. So I feel for you. That would be my worst fear come true. At least you're stronger than me!

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