Here i am, returning to work after taking 1 1/2years off, on my second day(1st official day on the job)...giving a couch dance for an average guy. Alright, as some of you may have read previously i have had the luck in the past to attract 'drunks'; so because of this i have a rather keen eye for the inebreated individual. Back to the couch...i am begining my dance and move back slightly, leaving only my arms touching him....then IT happened...(so for all those people really grossed out by the small cum stain, stop reading!)....
HE THREW-UP all over my arm, then just kept on going throwing up on the couch!!!! YUCK YUCK YUCK...i was so appauled that all i could do was stare at this guy with jaw to the floor! He did not seem intoxicated to that extreme...so i figured he was on something else..
And as you probably guessed there is a moral to story...i was so dumb, and did not get payment PRIOR, so you guessed it folks, i got nothing for my troubles! The only thing i could do was tell the manager this incident was going strait to stripper web!!!



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, but never on the girls!!! [shocked]

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