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    The askmen.com's guide to picking up strippers...



    LOL!

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    this article isn't really THAT bad....hate to say it, but lots of good tips


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    Blech...I'm not even going to start. They could also call it "How To Become A PL".

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    The little one 5'6" and shorter are easier to pick up.

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    While it's true about the newer girls being easier to pick up, the rest is A BUNCH OF CRAP!!! Although, I did find it very humorous. But as someone that may or may not be a two timing, drug addict with psychological issue and a traumatic childhood, I still would NOT go home with a guy from my club, let alone one that ignores me, then insults me, since he said that works.
    In reality, I'm NOT an addict, a lesbian nor have I ever cheated on my boyfriend.
    I only wish that I could be as smart as "The Player"


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    I just LOVED the way in which each club was so clearly defined. thanks. YEH...i knew a place where there were probably 85% addicts, know where this place was/is? it's in your friendly retirement village!!! i have known more elderly addicts than what was mentioned in the article!!! LMAO! please, typical guy writing to what the typical guy wants to hear---blase, if you ask me!

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    Coming from a guy I thought that article was the biggest bunch of BS I have ever read. You can't begin to generalize strippers as being of a certain mindset or having a proclivity for certain behavior. Most of what was written could be applied to other professions as well. Being in a predominantly male profession, many attractive women who are in my profession want to be considered for their intellect rather than their physical appearance. This article has nothing to do with solely dating strippers, it is more to do with dating women in general. If you trying to impress someone, of course you try to look your best, but there are many guys and girls out there who aren't in the best of shape or the most attractive who do just fine in the relationship area because they have the confidence to be themselves. A cookbook approach is just putting on a persona that will not work in the long term. Plus I don't view strippers as some sort of prize to be won.

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    Seriously now, who would want to pick up strippers ? Let us do our jobs, after all thats who we 'are' at work, other than that, we are women like you see on the streets every day! We are a "pick up like any other women. Just need a nice caring guy! People really don't like strippers, damn......

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    I think guys get the impression that the whole "stripper act" continues once we go home in regular clothes. Probably an extension of really wanting to believe that the stripper persona is truly who we are.

    As my SO could tell you (he has seen "Zoe" in action as well as Lilith at home), "Zoe" is an act that I put on the moment I walk through the club doors. Zoe is talkative, energetic and sparkling. Lilith is quiet, introspective and likes to watch and analyze. Zoe is a dramatic beauty; Lilith is a minimalist. Zoe discusses music, sports and current events; Lilith spends most of her time in political debate. Most notably, Zoe is an available, slightly wild woman who gets a thrill from being a cocktease. Lilith is a devoted mom of two who thinks her SO doing the dishes constitutes foreplay; a total brainiac Donna Reed.

    The two women are nothing alike. While the largest reason I refuse to speak with anyone outside the club or hint about my real life is because the stage persona never sees anyone that would interest the real me, the underlying reason is that no man in the club even knows the real me. He is attracted to a fake, a facade. Since the woman he thinks he is attracted to is a false front, I disregard his attraction as disingenuous. He wants someone who doesn't exist and I doubt he can accept that fact.
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    *giggles* Oh goodness. Gentlemen, never use the following lines, you couldnt pick up a transexual with it:
    You: Okay I have to be honest with you. I think you have a nice smile, but I find your hair funny.

    Her: What do you mean?

    You: Well, it kind of looks like a mullet!

    Her: You're kidding right?

    You: No, not really, but hey it's okay, no one's perfect.
    That was a very interesting read though! It made several good points and some very chessey stereotypical ones which I think any stripper dancing more that a few weeks could pick up on.

    Good point in my opinion:
    Well the last thing you want to tell her is how hot she is, that she should be a model or that she shouldn't be working in such an establishment or anything even related to her job. That's what all the other men say. Remember; you want to stand out.
    Cheesey points, and all around no-no's:
    Then introduce yourself and tell her that you'd like to speak to her some time, but that you don't want her to strip for you.
    Thats not going to get my attention in a positive way, lol. Buy a dance at least and I promise I will lavish you with attention. Thats what I'm there for.

    All experienced strippers admitted to having had a lot more sex with clients in their earlier years than they do at present.
    Not true... Most of us have NEVER, ever. Ever. At any point slept with someone who walked in the door of the clubs we worked at.

    Why would you want to give your money to a stripper? You're a player and you shouldn't be giving in to these tactics.
    Again, paying me for my time speaks volumes verses wasting my time.

    Very good read, thanks for posting that!






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    ahhhahhaa....what a load of bullshit....miss george read my thoughts exactly...

    Like we go to work to drink and hang out with these guys for fun. What girl is going to sit with a guy who's not paying them while he's criticizing her looks?
    I feel kind of sorry for the poor losers who read this and think it might actually get them a date with a stripper.

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    I was going to write a long post, but it's not worth the hassle.

    All I have to say is, what women SAY they want in a man and what they REALLY want in a man are 2 different things

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    On one hand, that article was humorous to read. I did get a few laughs from it. But on the other hand, it really pisses me off. The author of that article just wrote a guidebook to wasting my time at work. OMG. I just pray that there aren't a lot of guys reading this in my area. There are enough guys here that don't respect that I'm there to do a job. I don't need a whole new crop of assholes. (Not that it matters I guess. Article or no, there's sure to be more of them)

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    I found this article pretty amusing myself. It's funny how some men are actually at home, taking the tips listed in this article to heart. Some guys are just plain sad. Eventhough I'm "new to the game" I still know not to go anywhere with strangers! I wish that more people would start to look at this profession as just that, a profession. All dancers are not bisexual freaks, not all of us are Coke heads, not all of us came from a fucked up, unloving family. I wish "THE PLAYER" would write an article on that..but I highly doubt it.

    Oh and what the hell was that dialogue scene about the hair/mullet joke? I would've been pissed!







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    This guy obviously has no idea what he's talking about. A huge part of the job is to diss the guys who try to score. I think the part where he says the end of the night is the best time to show up and invite her to an after hours party isn't too bad, if i wasn't too tired, the guy was cute, and I could bring like 5 other girls with me, i would probably go... also the part where he says "don't be surprised if you get rejected". Everything else is crap about talking to her though. God, if we just talked with guys for fun instead of working, we would never make any money!!! Who goes to strip clubs to pick up strippers anyway??Dumb dumb stupid idea.
    PS: I would either walk away or stick my heel in the eye of anyone who stopped me to tell me my hair looked like a mullet!!!!
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    I find it interesting that nobody is complaining about the part how he has to show up with lots of money and be cute.

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    "Your intelligence impresses me." LMAO Yeah RIGHT!!! If some shmuck said that to me, I'd laugh right in his face. The dope who wrote this article is so far off. Doesnt he realize that we see right through this bullshit.?? These tactics are not impressive, they're just comical. Bella is right, it's articles like this that encourages non-paying customers to waste our time. The dork who wrote this artical calls us girls who have been dancing for awhile (and are knowledgable of these loser "scoring tactics") "corrupt?" Please. We're just the girls who dont fall for crap like this. Call me corrupt if you like, but you wont be doing it on my dime!

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    He damn well better be cute!!!... Not like there are any cute guys who ever come to MY club...
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    I was going to write a long post, but it's not worth the hassle.

    All I have to say is, what women SAY they want in a man and what they REALLY want in a man are 2 different things
    oh gawd!Yet another guy who thinks they know what a woman wants in a man
    Do enlighten me on what I as a woman really want

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    Heres how to pick up the majority of them if your a guy:

    1. Be unable to hold a job or earn any money.

    2. Be in and out of jail many times a year.

    3. Be an abusive A-Hole physically,mentally, and sexually.

    4. Have a really bad drug or alcohol problem.

    5. Wear a mullet.

    6. Have the Tatoos, and piercings to prove prison time for your potential new stripper GF.

    That's for most of the guy's out there.

    Second way to pick up a stripper is to be really gullible, needy, and have lots of money. Your relationship ends when your cleaned dry.

    Third way to pick up a stripper, be a drug dealer of the following substances: Marijuana, Crank, Heroin, and Ex for the youngin's.

    Fourth way- turn your GF into a stripper.

    Make sure she has a troubled past with a history of making bad decisions.

    Follow the steps of abuse, and prison in way #1.

    For bonus points get her pregnant and persuade her to dance as away of supportting your future offspring, and take her money just for you. Then be a real heel and leave her when she can no longer dance and earn money due to impending birth. Come back just in time once she's been able to dance again to support you. Repeat above step as often as neccessary.

    Then brag to your friends about a stripper girlfriend.

    5th Way to date a stripper [this one works really well for me]

    Work the same night hours the girls do, go to gym and school in the daytime, like the girls do. Chances are she'll pick you up if she likes you, and you won't even know she's a dancer until later.

    6th Way Be a cop, figherfighter, or paramedic. If your not dating nurse, or another cop, firefighter, or paramedic. The odds favor you immensely that your new GF will be a stripper you've either busted before, or friend of the girl you've busted before. [This method seems to be the one that happens to my cop, and firefighter friends alot]-- Go figure.

    7 th way Get a job in a strip club by accident. You'll eventually wind up dating a dancer by default.

    8 th way Hang around with a friend who's either working at a club, or dating someone working at a club. They'll bring someone home who'll like you by default. [this also works well for me]

    9 th Way open a your own club and as the owner you'll be amazed about your choice in stripper girl friends you have, even if you don't want one.

    That's my list.

    Disclaimer: The above list is just intended for laughs only[dark humor]. It is not meant to be hurtful in any way, shape or form.

    I apologize profusly if I've hurt anyones feelings with the contents of the list. It's intended as humor only.

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    When picking up strippers, please remember it's ....lift with your legs and not your back.

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    he he

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    Hey madgrad, yup, get your girlfriend to strip and you'll be dating a stripper! hehe
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    What a load of crap! How about "being yourself?" I guess most of these guys really are little boys!

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