I seem to attract lawyers, engineers, computer guys. I am most attracted to guys 28-45 so sometimes it works out well. I like a guy I can talk to and relate to on some level.



I seem to attract lawyers, engineers, computer guys. I am most attracted to guys 28-45 so sometimes it works out well. I like a guy I can talk to and relate to on some level.
haha...
i seem to get Mr.40+ Pervert; Mr."I can save you from this horrid life of dancing"; Mr. "Can I take you out to dinner?";Mr."I'm in love with you and I just want to talk to you and not buy a single damn lapdance".... i need some new customers... LOL
xoxo
heidi
....i did not design this game...i did not name the stakes...i just happen to like apples...and i am not afraid of snakes... -Ani Difranco
Mostly I get Mr. Lonely and 2nd runner up is Mr. Business.
I hardly ever get the young guys- thankgod!
At the moment I am living with a Mr. Business who started out as a sugardaddy ( one of those guys who works mad hours and didn't have time to date so went to the clubs occasionally for companionship) but he was just so sweet and fun loving that I fell for him and hard too [dazzled]. He's like a best friend a great lover and a sugardaddy all wrapped in one. He says I can work if I want but don't have to either and he knows all about my past. he was a bit of a bad boy in his 20's so he understands and isn't judgmental. It feels like fate had a hand in our meeting.
If you had asked me a few years ago if I could see myself in this position now, I'd have called you crazy![]()
I think he may propose in the near future and if he does I will certianly say yes. Who would have thought, but he's the best guy I have ever known !!! I am so lucky too!
I work at an upscale private club between Cincinnati and Columbus, Ohio, which is great for the Mr. Business guy and crazy rich guys~~though I generally don't seem to click well with them. I look very young, and I have a hard time having them take me seriously(dammit!). On Sundays, our club has free admission for members and 2 for 1 dances all night long....which attracts LOTS of kids(we allow 18+). Ohio State kids, local U kids, and just plain broke ass wanting a free show kids. lol...For some reason, I do awesome on Sundays with these guys...yeah, they ask me out, but they are also soo intimidated by a "stripper" that I can let them down without sacrificing business!![]()



i would say mr. lonely. or mr. so old i'm gonna die soon
never do i get young guys though...or should i say rarely
blessed be
Mr. Mid-Life Crisis ~ He recently divorced his wife (probably because she doesn't look 25), bought a brand new sports car, and frequents the strip clubs.
Mr. Just Turned 18 ~ Never has been before and is completely fascinated by sitting and watching :o women take their clothes off. Then they think they're the Mack Daddy because you gave them a lapdance and called him handsome. Also look at you like your a goddess, thinks we don't have real lives that we live at the club or something.
Mr. Psycho ~ You can never really peg these ones. Sometimes they look like Mr. Business or Mr. Lonely. But he always thinks your his to take home and your there solely to fulfill all his sexual wishes.
Mr. I Was NEVER Here ~ These are the guys who have wives who would flip if they knew what they were really doing, instead of "working late". And won't admit that they are thinking all kinds of dirty thoughts. They sit in the back and watch. Won't blatantly check you out, only does it when no one is looking. Definitely doesn't tell anyone he goes to strip clubs.
I get a lot of these guys. I get more Mr. Girfriend and Mr. Outside than anything not listed here but they don't last long.
Shayden
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail!

DOH!!!Mr. Self Employed - He respects himself. He respects you. But underneath it all he wants to be cuddled.
Lena
yeah thats pretty much me. Only thing i can ad is: I enjoy a lapdance where the girl seems interested and make soem decnt contact AND It'd be migty fun to shag like wild animals prior to said cuddling...





cagneynichole, what club are you at?
Lena
Mr. I Was NEVER Here ~ These are the guys who have wives who would flip if they knew what they were really doing, instead of "working late". And won't admit that they are thinking all kinds of dirty thoughts. They sit in the back and watch. Won't blatantly check you out, only does it when no one is looking. Definitely doesn't tell anyone he goes to strip clubs.
HAHA ! Classic! I love to ditch them the dirt when they bring in their mates for the 'first time' (those who've got 'permission' due to a stag night or whatever) and then I say, "hi, long time no see? I see you've decided to share your next 100 lapdances with some pals". Always wondering what shade of red they'll go.
I sometimes seem to get the Mr 'Cuss my Ass' who loves it when you're rude to him and sees it as a turn on and as a result, gets more dances. I love those customers on shitty nights when I'm in a shitty mood. On those rare occasions, they are my main source of income.
Or the Mr "Hoochie-Mamma Lover" who believes every woman of colour is just like the ho in some of those shitty rap videos and chooses the one most likely to give him a 'good seeing to' in the VIP.
Just some of the Mr's I encounter. I'm sure you can relate.![]()
You are the envy
of all parallel lines that
dream of curves and convergence
- Sara Bailey: Sieve of Words
Mr. Self Employed, Mr. Business, and quiet often I get.
Mr. Married MAn looking for a girlfriend...........
"I'll make sure your mortgage is paid, buy you what ever you need, we can have lots of romantic nights together, I only married my wife cause of a) the kid b)it was a business transaction c) we used to love each other but haven't had sex in 5 years etc. etc. ad nauseum.........."
Young guys never like me unless they have a thing for older women (which I'm not I just act older than I am) and then they seem to think that I'm really interested in turning them out..........
Sexy, Swarovski Stripper jewelry, OOAK, and DIY clothing
"Acceptance is right. Kindness is right. Love is right. I pray, right now, that we're moving into a kinder time when prejudice is overcome by understanding; when narrow-mindedness, and narrow-minded bigotry is overwhelmed by open-hearted empathy; when the pain of judgmentalism is replaced by the purity of love"Janet Jackson
hmmm lets see....Mr. Lonely and Looking for Someone to Listen to Him.....Mr. Business Who Likes to Be Dominated...actually, anyone who likes to be dominated...Mr. Cynic/Sarcastic loves me, and I love him- we get along well...older men, and quiet, shy men, which i like. i try to stay away from the younger boys,. though. they tend to loooove huge, fake tits, or any fake tits, which i lack
edit: forgot to add mid/quarter life crises afflicted- guys too. and black guys seem to dig me ( i think it's the ass).
I get Mr. "i have a serious asian fetish" and Mr. I want to talk your ear off

luckily, i click pretty well with most of the "types" that are drawn to me. i'm tall, skinny, and half-norwegian (read: VERY fair-skinned, blue eyes), so older business guys are drawn to me a great deal. i get a pretty positive response from asian, white, and middle-eastern men, so long as they're 30+ years of age. i'm nineteen, but younger guys don't seem to like me so much. well, the disdain is mutual most of the time anyhoo...
if i weren't in school, i'd definitely leave kansas city. the money areound here is.. not the greatest. white-collar types got hit big in the recession, and i seem to have the best rapport with that type. oh well...



I am not sure about what kind of customers I attract the most I just go up to whoever and try to get a dance from them but there are certian customers who get dances from me and certain customers who don't the majority of the time.
Customers who do: Couples! For some reason couples usually really like me and expecialy women! Sometimes women just come up and tip me and ask me to give them a dance after I am done even when they are not with a guy.
Hispanic men: I am part Latin so this one is easy to figure out.
Indian men: Mabey they think I am Indian.
Asian men: This one really perplexes me! Concidering I am not Blond or Asian. They usually always get dances from me. It is really werid because I am pretty tall and I always feel like I am going to crush them.
Black men: Well the "thugs" usually never get dances from anybody but the professional older black men usually always get dances from me.
The older blue collar guy: I love middle aged men they usually never turn me down for one dance.
Biker Dudes: For some reason they really like me.
The long haired muscian type: I must be giving off some kind of pherenomes because this is the type of guy I am attracted to in real like and they ALWAYAS say yes to a dance and I don't even really have to sell them I just ask them.
Customers I usually Struggle to get Dances from:
Proffessional white collar guy: It's not that I never dance for this type of guy but usually they don't like me.
Young white guys: I rarely ever dance for this type of guy. Honestly I can not remember the last time I danced for this type.
Well that's about it!
lately i have been a stalker/creep magnet... ugh...
xoxo
heidi
....i did not design this game...i did not name the stakes...i just happen to like apples...and i am not afraid of snakes... -Ani Difranco



I seem to attract middle aged geeky,nerdy types...which is fine by me, I love those guys. The shyest and most quiet customers in the club seem to gravitate to me all the time. I also have a ton of Jewish customers as well.
When I first started dancing, I refused to dance for women or couples...just heard too many horror stories. But, damn, the other night, there was a table of 2 couples by the stage...I got up there and they all started hooting and calling me over, so I'm doing my thing onstage and slither on over to them...they were going nuts over me...tipping me $10 bills onstage...so I went to their table after my stage set was done, and did 6 dances...then as I was walking away from their table, another table of couples called me over and I did 5 more dances, then as I was leaving that table, a group of guys called me over and I did 7 more dances. Each table said they called me over because they were "turned on" with the fact that I was one of the only dancers dancing for the women...heh heh heh...so now I hit every couples table I can...and I will approach the women. Of course, I should mention that I let me "hate-dar" roam the room ahead of me. There are some women, just by their body language, that tell you to come no closer than 10'. I avoid those women, but everyone else is just fair game.
Oh, I also attract the Mr. Can-I-Touch-Your-Foot fetish guy...they'll pay pretty good money just to play with my foot. I also attract the Mr. Business guy (they're the easiest to get into the champagne room when they are in town for business). Most of the guys that go gaa-gaa over me are the older business guys. I just like the guys that spend money.
Mr. I feel guilty for being here, wants to save me for dancing and be my hero. ???
I got a lot of professors. And dirty-talkers. Most of the guys I danced for had verbal diarrhea, and blithered throughout the dances about what they wanted to do to me and would I come home with them? Some older gentlemen who were in it for the companionship.
Ding No wonder I am here.
The self-employed businessman that owns a technology company in 4 states that travels and gets lonely and likes athletic built girls with brains who love to read classic novels and talk about IP addresses and firewalls and eyes so deep you can see their soul that.....
got to go now.... I think the Doll House just opened and brains, beauty, and personality is dancing tonight. ATM,ATM,ATM
Here's mine...
Mr. I'll give you $10,000 a month to travel, but won't shell out $20 for a dance.
Mr. Perverted old fat bearded business men who think thier nasty stubble is a turn on- *vomit*
Mr. I need to show my business clients a good time, dance for him $$$
Oh lord, I attract them all...even the ones I try hard to avoid.
Most of my customers are golfers, out of town married men looking for you to come to their motel... (yeah, let me get right on that)![]()
The ones that always seem to have a birthday that night and are in hopes of free dances..
I get many that tell me, "I almost did not get a dance from you because you are soo beautiful, you intimidate me"...
Blah, Blah, Blah......![]()
LMAO - I get all three of those too...Originally Posted by EvilPixyDust
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