Wonderful news! Fantastic, even!
Going off a tip, I applied for a position at an upscale club here in my hometown. It's a bit of a drive, but nothing I couldn't handle. The customers are reputed to be well-behaved and spend handsomely. The girls are positively gorgeous, with sculpted bodies (and some replacement parts, *winkwink*). I was terribly nervous, having the figure of a ten year old boy and with my only club experience being a little hole-in-the-wall sailor dive.
Long story short, I am their newest dancer! I had the most awful case of nerves my first night. I was shaking like a leaf, couldn't bring myself to approach more than three customers all night. All three tipped me on stage and said afterwards that I looked like a deer in headlights (that's how I felt, too). I made a mere $55 in three stage performances and that was my total for the night, as I couldn't bring myself to ask for even a tableside. Nervous jitters aside, I gauged the crowd and assessed that there was money. I just didn't have the balls to go after it.
Last night was much better. The stage is still giving me the heebie-jeebies; there is nothing to hold onto for balance and I'm petrified that I'll fall. I miss how often I got on stage at my former club (total attention whore here, loved the stage). But I was not nearly so scared and did my bit of circulating the crowd, though not as much as I normally would have. The girls were complaining what a "terrible" night it was; apparently "terrible" is $180, because that is what I made. That would have been a really good night at my old club, slightly above our average take ($120-$140).
Last night was evening gowns, which I naturally had to scramble to find. Talk about awkward to dance in! *sigh* Guess I'll have to pack away my pigtails and teenie t-shirts with smartass captions. Still, it was rather fun to get dolled up, fix my hair and accessorize. It was like a dirty Prom.
Aiiiieee! Be happy for me, ladies! I am so excited to have made it into one of the best clubs in town.



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