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    Default First stripper on "Survivor"

    Okay girls, I've decided. I'm going to be the first stripper to get on Survivor. I figure I'm absolutely qualified for it:

    1. We have to be in the best shape of any profession.
    2. We are used to never getting enough sleep.
    3. We know how to b.s.
    4. We're use to existing in the most disgusting environment known to mankind.
    5. If we can keep the bile down when gross men grab our asses, we can choke down a few bugs.
    6. We survive everynight in those damn heels!
    7. And besides, we're hot. The guys will vote us off last.

    Sound good?

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    YES!!!!!! U totally rock girl!!!!!! That would be sooooo awesome. I remember the 1st season of big brother had a dancer in the house. GO FOR IT!!!!!

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    Hahahaha I always thought the same thing. I think we would come close to winning.

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    Default Re: First stripper on "Survivor"

    got my vote

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    I second that!!!!

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    Default Re: First stripper on "Survivor"

    I appled for Survivor...didn't get on

    blah

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    I would never vote any of you girls off my island!

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    Default Re: First stripper on "Survivor"

    I love Survivor!
    I think that a stripper would totally kick ass. I personally would not be able to handle the no food, no vitamins and no spf lotion for my face.
    If you can handle those things, go for it!!!
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    They have lots of strippers on Survivor Lacey just none of them are pros and get paid for it!

    Ever notice that in EVERY season there is at least one hot chick with nice BIG fake boobs? I did that is why I watch the show so fatihfully!

    Remember TINA, that won the season in Australia, older lady? If that was not a boob job I will eat my hat. I loved it but it was weird because as she lost all that weight her boobs just stayed the same size and REALLY started to look HUGE!
    Anyone with a memory should be very humble.

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    Survival is the name of the stripping game! ROFLMAO!
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    It'll be the women who vote you off but you will have no problem making the audition. Think what you'll do for the ratings.

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    Yeah, isn't that the truth! Why are we so catty?

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    Hey Lacey, for your luxury item what will you take, Heels or a G string?
    Anyone with a memory should be very humble.

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    My aunt left this message on my machine a little while ago that she knew how I could make a million dollars (or something) and call her right away. So I called her and she's like, you have to go on survivor you would totally win! :-)

    Lena



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    Now here is a thought. The Stripperweb approaches CBS with the idea of an ALL STRIPPER SEASON! Imagine 8 gorgeous strippers all battling tooth and nail, manipulating each other to win a million bucks! But maybe better would be 4 Strippers and 4 unsuspecting men. Oh the ramifications of that would be juicyas Lucy! LOL
    Anyone with a memory should be very humble.

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    Now here is a thought. The Stripperweb approaches CBS with the idea of an ALL STRIPPER SEASON! Imagine 8 gorgeous strippers all battling tooth and nail, manipulating each other to win a million bucks! But maybe better would be 4 Strippers and 4 unsuspecting men. Oh the ramifications of that would be juicyas Lucy! LOL
    I like that idea! I'm in.

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    Can you imagine Kobi? Four strippers all trying to manipulate the four guys into alliances with them and of course leading by their you know whats everywhere they want them to go!

    We might even get to see a cat fight or two! Yummy! LOL
    Anyone with a memory should be very humble.

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    Oh you guys! This is too good for words. I'm sending an email to CBS today! Seriously! Who's in? I think our luxury items ought to be books like War and Peace, the Bible, anything that completely defies the myths about us! I am serious about contacting them. Let's do this!

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    I love the idea. Lacey has to be on the trip since she started the whole thing, but who else wants to go?

    Please send your audition videos to:

    Xmarx52
    6969 Horny Coot Lane
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    LOL
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    Default Re: First stripper on "Survivor"

    Title suggestion!
    "Who Wants to be a RIL-lionaire?"
    Now playing at a SC near you.

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    Can you imagine Kobi? Four strippers all trying to manipulate the four guys into alliances with them and of course leading by their you know whats everywhere they want them to go!

    We might even get to see a cat fight or two! Yummy! LOL
    A naked cat fight in mud!

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    I love the idea. Lacey has to be on the trip since she started the whole thing, but who else wants to go?
    Me! Me! Oh please pick me Daddy Marx! I'm a good little girl, I promise! [halo]



    Hehe. [devil]

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    Okay, so I composed the letter to CBS - my best friend is an attorney so she's looking it over for me and we're "copy-writing" the idea so they can't just steal it. I want the girls to come from this board. I think we are a great representation of the cross-section of America. (I also couldn't stand it if they picked a bunch of air-headed bimbos for ratings.) Let's see what happens.

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    Me! Me! Oh please pick me Daddy Marx! I'm a good little girl, I promise! [halo]



    Hehe. [devil]
    There is no way I could resist those eyes are you kidding?

    Cool Lacey, that would be too neat if it really happened!
    Anyone with a memory should be very humble.

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    Thanks ladies! This is so fun. It's a nice diversion during the day! I am extremely serious about this and very motivated. I promise to walk it through whatever steps I can take. (I've actually corresponded with the President over a complaint I had once about one of their shows - I was so persistant he contacted me, himself!)

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