Okay girls, I've decided. I'm going to be the first stripper to get on Survivor. I figure I'm absolutely qualified for it:
1. We have to be in the best shape of any profession.
2. We are used to never getting enough sleep.
3. We know how to b.s.
4. We're use to existing in the most disgusting environment known to mankind.
5. If we can keep the bile down when gross men grab our asses, we can choke down a few bugs.
6. We survive everynight in those damn heels!
7. And besides, we're hot. The guys will vote us off last.
Sound good?



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