Here is a funny one:
Please don't excuse yourself to a girl putting on her makeup, spread your rear cheeks to check for T.P lint
Here is a funny one:
Please don't excuse yourself to a girl putting on her makeup, spread your rear cheeks to check for T.P lint
The Texas Pin-up Stripteuse!
do not ask my customer im with if he wants a double. do not talk about other girls to customers, unless its nice.





Don't tell customers I'm married! I've lost a few good tippers because of this. I hate gilrs who have a geat night and brag about it in front of other girls that didn't. I'm glad that you did well but I don't need to know exactly how well. One girl actually came int the dressing room and said "wanna know how much i made yesterday!" It's tacky to gloat.
I think that the stage as sacred ground rule only applies to places where it's actually possible to make money on stage. In Vegas most dancers hate having to go on stage because it's a complete waste of time. Out here it is perfectly acceptable to talk to guys on stage and make sure that the guy gives her a dollar for each song.
I would rather see one of my colleagues make $20 than keep him at the stage so that I can make $1.
Most people prefer to believe their leaders are just and fair even in the face of evidence to the contrary, because once a citizen acknowledges that the government under which they live is lying and corrupt, the citizen has to choose what he or she will do about it. - M Rivero
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OH here's on for ya... there was a girl in a club I used to work in who would get drunk and lose her ability to control her bladder. She would pee on the stage. Not like streaming or anything, but enough to gross us all out and make us want to beat her. Anyway, she ultimately got taken off stage shows all together. SO GROSS DONT DO THIS!
Ewwwww soybean girl!
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Amen to that!!! This girl, who ironically I ended up buddies with would take for days to get off stage, hitting up damn near every customer, then she'd stand there after and try and take my customers. I so don't mind if a girl wants to sit with a customer, still chat, but watch my show and tip. 'sides, if I can dance for her, the guys usually dig it, start imagining the dressing room orgy, and tip well.Here's one that always pisses me off. Don't troll "pervert row" while I'm onstage. I waited my turn to go on stage, I didn't bother stageside customers when other dancers were on stage, and it's really tacky if an overly aggressive dancer starts hitting on customers sitting stage side while other dancers are performing - not only does it distract customer attention from my stage show, but it also directly cuts into my stage tips.
On the other hand, it never hurts to help a girl out. A customer I had danced for, and was chatting with at the bar said he really liked Faith while she was onstage. So I grinned and said I did too, took him over and sat at her stage. Another time, I was sitting with some repeat customers and Sky's stage, and managed to kip them tipping until they had to throw up a ten. That kinda stuff, in my eyes will getcha lots of good karma!!!
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That actually happened years ago at a club I worked in,this cute tiny and Iam talking tiny girl 5 feet2 95 pound,well everywere she would sit when she got up it would be wet,finally I think someone heard her saying she needed a kidney transplant and couldnt control her bladder,well they had to let her go for sanitary reasons,she couldnt help it but yuck.
Here's one I'm surprised nobody's mentioned. If you take a customer back for a dance and someone's onstage, have them leave a dollar for her! At my club, girls get in huge fights because of this when it's really dead or the guy was at the tip rail. It just shows respect. When the guy just got up and walked to the back without leaving a dollar, I would leave one, I mean we're still getting naked![]()
If you think school is hard, try being stupid.
I am all for the DON"T ASK TO BORROW MY OUTFITS!!! I NEVER ask to borrow other girls stuff and I was hoping they'd take that as a hint, but girls trying to borrow my stuff is something that has become a huge problem for me recently. I keep my outfits clean and in good condition. Nice pretty delicate little lace outfits that the girls seem to always want to borrow. I get "do you have anything I can wear?" on a nightly basis. NO!! I have had to replace so many outfits because girls have ruined/lost/stolen my clothes. Why is it difficult to grasp the concept of BUY YOUR OWN SHIT?? ??? I bought what I have because I look good in it and I want to make money in it, not because I want you to borrow my style and make money! Plus, what I choose to wear is an expression of who I am, not who the girl who borrows my clothes is. And if your bigger than me, you're going to stretch out my clothes. Why don't girls realize this? I stopped lending ANY of my lace stuff out the day my favorite little black skirt came back to me with HOLES all over it after being borrowed from a girl who is bigger than me. It's just irritating. To top it off, last weekend I was onstage and one of the girls I am closer with there comes sashaying out in my $89. gown!! :o I looked right at her, shook my head and made the "turn your ass right around" sign so she could go back into the dressing room and change out of my dress. This week I came back to work with a giant LOCK. Girls trying to borrow my stuff -BIGGEST pet peeve! I don't borrow your stuff, dont ask to borrow mine.
HAHAHA! Hmm, I've never seen someone with that big of a problem... you must have some nice stuff... can I borrow them?![]()
If you think school is hard, try being stupid.
Well ummm....just this ONCE!...... :-/ LOL

I've asked girls before why can't they change there tampon in the bathroom. The response I get from them is that they don't want customers to see them walking with a tampon!?!?!?!?!?!
How nice it is though that us dancers get to see not only the tampon but the whole process.
How gross...



I've asked girls before why can't they change there tampon in the bathroom. The response I get from them is that they don't want customers to see them walking with a tampon!?!?!?!?!?!
How nice it is though that us dancers get to see not only the tampon but the whole process.
How gross...
EEEWWWWWWW!!!!!! Come on now! Heck some women carry a TV between their legs to shoplift at KMART and these girls cannot even discreetly carry a tampon to the bathroom to change it in private? That is just rude.
Anyone with a memory should be very humble.




Damn Emily... and you had a great pair of pumps I was eyeing. Oh well.oh, I forgot a couple
Don't kick your dress across the stage (soccer anyone?)
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yea kaiyla i hear you that is one of my biggest pet peeves also ....i dont see how you could want to barrow some one elses makeup....i hate when girls ask to do this( my honey bought me one of those thingy/boxes that you carry makeup in so i take my make up to work) and every night some girls wants to barrow somthing i got tired of telling then no or i dont have this or that..i just quit gettin dressed in the ladies room i go straight to the bathroom instead....i hate having to buss my ass to get my own stuff for you to come and ask to barrow!!!!! [grr] [nono]
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For me Cash it is my guitars. I HATE it when someone wants to borrow or play one of my instruments, hey I bought them because they are for ME not someone else.
Now I just tell people, "Hey if you don't ask to play my guitar I won't ask to borrow your wife!" LOL
By the way cash, is that is you in your profile pic, WOW! You are lovely!
Anyone with a memory should be very humble.
I hear you Cash.The girls I work with also seem to take to my $36 bottle of self-tanner lotion. When one of the girls was on her fourth " can I borrow" I was like " Buy some! For the love of God! Just buy some of your own!" Now I put it on at home so they dont even start with that "OhCanIBorrow..."
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Good idea Kaila, instead of letting it become a hassle just avoid the problem altogether. Smart thinking!
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There is a girl at work who is soooooo obnoxious with the 'borrowing'! She has been working there for two months, and has yet to buy one pair of shoes or one outfit! She always has to borrow something from someone else, scavenges whatever she can find lying around, ignores all the rules, constantly leaves her lock (which is apparently the only thing she can afford to buy) on the best damn locker in the dressing room so no one else can use it, despite the fact that locks are cut if left overnight, etc. I am a very laid back person, but I swear this cunt gets on my last nerve to the point I want to bitchslap her! AARRRRAAARRRGGGG!!!!! [grr] [flaming] [beat]





Hey, give her a chance, maybe she used to dance at a western PR club!There is a girl at work who is soooooo obnoxious with the 'borrowing'! She has been working there for two months, and has yet to buy one pair of shoes or one outfit! She always has to borrow something from someone else, scavenges whatever she can find lying around, ignores all the rules, constantly leaves her lock (which is apparently the only thing she can afford to buy) on the best damn locker in the dressing room so no one else can use it, despite the fact that locks are cut if left overnight, etc. I am a very laid back person, but I swear this cunt gets on my last nerve to the point I want to bitchslap her! AARRRRAAARRRGGGG!!!!! [grr] [flaming] [beat]



Don't hold back Bridgette, tell us what you really feel!
Anyone with a memory should be very humble.
hey xmarx52 ...no honey thats not me thats a picture of beyonce ...but i get told alot that i look like her ...so i figured what the heck since i did'nt have a pic of my own i'd use hers but i should have some pics soon...
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Well actually I did give her a chance, so to speak. She didn't bother me at all until I noticed SEVERAL weeks passed and she STILL hasn't bought even ONE outfit! After this much time, it doesn't matter where she's been dancing before, she can buy a pair of shoes and a couple dresses. And yes, she did dance at another club before, not sure which....still, like other girls have said - buy your own stuff!Hey, give her a chance, maybe she used to dance at a western PR club!![]()
LOL Yep I realize that might have sounded a bit harsh, and really, I'm not a bitchy girl at all, but sometimes people just GET to ya!Don't hold back Bridgette, tell us what you really feel!
Bridgette, if you want to make friends or drive her totally nuts, offer to go shopping with her. Oh, I am nasty.
Anyway B, vent or your belly button will blow out.
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