It seems completely normal to talk to an attractive nude women without even thinking about sex.

You really learn to hate knives...

Have learned that most people who start fights don't know how to fight.

You are on a first name basis with all the cops, firefighters, and ambulance crews who work in your area, and they're not even regarding your warrants.

You start knowing what a dancer is going to do before she even thinks about doing it.

Your friends complain about thier GF's week worth of PMS and you begin to tell them "Try dealing with it for a year...."

Have been stalked by customers at least once a month.

Nothing suprises you anymore...[This includes Elvis landing in a UFO with Richard Nixon and having a drink at the club]

Disbelieve 75% of what you see, and 90% of what you hear.

Believe that Prozac should be put in along with the Fluoride in your city's water supply to the club. [This includes bottled water too]

Murphy was a bouncer.

Not so much worried about the dancers than you are about keeping "Jethro" out of trouble.

You also have been a janitor, bartender, bar back, and manager besides being a bouncer in the same night.

Jethro's new choice of GF is always inversely proportional to the amount of Chaos that she causes.