To all you girlies in stripper land....
If anyone has noticed the is an ever increasing amount stupid little cunts making there way over to our customers pocketbooks. This is definitely a cause for concern. This drama that has plagued our titty bars for thousands of nights must now come to an end. The new generation of "Run That Bitch Out Of Our Club Alliance" is the future.....
Payback 101......
Example 1. You could cut all of her thongs....
Example 2. Hock loogies in her dance back/ flick ashes in bag.
Example 3. Show her you care by placing something dead in there- via fish/squirl/can of something/ or perhaps a horses head?
Example 4. Another one of my favorites is pouring latex/ or acrylic paints in there bags.
Example 5. Also, if you are looking for a more organic gift you could piss or shit in her bag (I prefer to urinate it requires less pushing and less time).
Here are few ideas for the floor...
Example 6. You can slip something in her drink when she is not look, possibly ex-lax, loogies, and cigarette ashes may also be quite refreshing.
Example 7. Tell her boyfriend about the disgusting things she's doing at work.
Example 8. She would love if you pushed her down the stairs/ trip her.
Example 9. Gather some of your closest friends. Inform them that there will be a "Change Tossing Contest" in the middle of the victims next set. When they hear the binks start tossing! Anything shorter of a quarter please.
Happy hunting ladies...


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