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    Okay - is it just in MY club, or does everyone have that one girl at the club who dances like total spaz? We have had a bunch of these types of girls in the past, but the most recent one takes the cake. She looks like she is having an epileptic seizure when she dances for the customers, and does the craziest and most UN-sexy things on stage. Tonight the dj decided to go old-school and played Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby got Back". She went SO nuts on stage by wildly gyrating her butt, that everyone in the club was either laughing or staring in disbelief. The problem is - she thinks it looks good! But no one will tell her anything , though we BEG the manager. I have to say that it is truly embarrassing, and sometimes makes our club look like a SNL skit or something. We have another girl who thinks she is in a Broadway show (I kid you not), and cut her hair like Catherine Zeta-Jones in Chicago and does crazy show-like dances on stage, but she is nowhere near as spastic as the other girl. For kicks, the dj will sometimes put them on together, and it is absolutely hilarious - but I have to walk out of the room so I don't look mean and start laughing - but it is truly hilarious to watch.
    I mean - how do we tell this girl that it is very unattractive, un-sexy, and just plain weird?? Or do we just let it go? :o
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    BWAHHA! that is funny, and I laughed outloud because I know exactly what you are talking about.

    There used to be a girl at the club I worked at last year,(at least I think she was female) she used to dance to a lot of latin type music, and she would stomp her feet (spastic like) and do the finger thing like she had castinets(sp?) It looked like a cross between bullfighting and those folklorico dancers. Whats worse was she was scary looking, like a man dressed as a woman, an anorexic man, with HUGE hard silicone breasts.

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    This is too funny. We had a girl like that once. Since she was new, I decided to go talk to her. I found out that she had come from Europe and it was her 1st time dancing in the US. I think thats why she danced the way she did. All the girls thought she was hilarious but she made a lot of money.

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    Is there any chance that the spaz dancer girl was named Elaine Bennis and she used to hang out with Kramer and Jerry Seinfeld??????

    That was the first image that came to my mind the old episode where Elaine danced at the office party and everyone made fun of her forever! LOL
    Anyone with a memory should be very humble.

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    Let it go. If the customers are of consencus with you then she will eventually be eliminated. There is no saying what people will like. I personally dislike rap music , doesn't mean others do. I don't think anyone will appreciate your comments so let it take its course.
    She is another employee of your business so she has the right to drop her fishing line in the same hole you do and see what she comes up with.

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    I agree with all different types of dancing - but this is so weird it actually hurts business and in some cases individual money- some customers complain, and others find it just comical. Last week my friend mary had to stop dancing for a guy because she was next to spaz also giving a dance and the guy thought it was funny so he asked mary to stop because he was laughing so hard. As easy as things are for me to "let go" (I'm such a Libra), this one is SO hard because it's "in the face" per se, of everyone around her! Not only the customer. I have no problem with the music either. I like a lot of rap/r&b as well as rock - the music is not the problem - it's the way the silliness of this dancing is effecting everyone on a nightly basis!

    Well Trixie- this girl is also from E. Europe - Bulgaria , I think. She does this super-super-fast shake with her butt and will stand right under the light of the bright part of stage and do this butt thing as if she's standing on a jackhammer. She is not necessarily fat, but she has a few extra pounds and yes, some cellulite. needless to say it jiggles A LOT on stage and somehow I think she thinks this is sexy. it's all just so embarrassing. We've had these types of girls before - one would jump on the pole and SCREEEECH down the pole with her legs wrapped tightly, thinking it was a pole trick. But no one has ever danced quite like this one.
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    our worst Spaz dancer used to make ridiculous amounts of money, guys used to virtually THROW it at her. no-one could understand it....the girl couldn't even walk normally!

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    Every club has spaz dancers, most of them have no idea that their stage performances are so horrible that they are actually funny to watch!

    My fav spaz dancer was this ditzy, drugged out girl who liked to bend over, smack her ass repeatedly, then stand up and kick a front leg forward. She did this repeatedly over and over again for the 2 song set that she was on stage. It was actually counterproductive to business because everyone would stop, stare, and snicker. She never did get the hint either, because the DJ would play songs like Kung Fu Fighting and Baby Got Back during her set. However, she did provide us a good laugh on many a slow shift.

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    NawtyGirl-
    this girl donna must have worked at your club. she does the same thing. She does this side leg kick then scoop around thing during michael jackson songs. one time our dj played her whole set in michael jackson songs.

    I literally laughed out loud with the visual of that leg kick during Kung Fu Fighting.
    God i know all of this sound mean, but it really IS counterproductive to biz!!
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    AAAWWW Dreamer we are just haviin a teeny tiny laugh. Nobody is attacking anyone here. Just sharing our SC funnies (well what we find amusing)

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    I have to say that it is truly embarrassing, and sometimes makes our club look like a SNL skit or something.
    There is a seizure dancer at my club too! LOL
    She can dance with something close to rhythm at times, but when she really gets into the music, watch out! She moves her hips around in circles so fast it looks like she is hula hooping on speed. The worst is when the song will have both fast and slow parts because when there is strong beat or the song rapidly changes, she will suddenly jerk her entire body in another direction. The best part is the look on her face...it's the Zoolander look, lol. She watches herself in the mirrors with this extraordinarily intent gaze...it's quite funny. Customers think it's a riot, and more than one have mentioned this girl reminds them of an SNL skit.
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    ahhhh yes the spaz fests!
    one gal used to get so drunk and just fall off the stage.
    then another would get on stage dance to rap but redneck clog dance!

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    There have been several dancers I have had the dubious pleasure of working with, who had dancing styles so atrocious that I was physically unable to keep my eyes on them when they were onstage.

    One of them, the most inappropriately named "Tigress", was so bad I actually had to go into the dressing room, conveniently located right next to the DJ booth, immediately after putting her up. I would then listen for the end of the song approaching, leap back up into the booth, announce her second song while averting my eyes at all costs from the stage, and go right back into the dressing room again. This of course was highly amusing to the dancers, but they understood, since none of them could handle the sight either.

    I also made an effort to seek out the shortest possible songs so that the less fortunate customers, who had no refuge from this strange and terrible sight, were spared as much trauma as possible.
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    AAAWWW Dreamer we are just haviin a teeny tiny laugh. Nobody is attacking anyone here. Just sharing our SC funnies (well what we find amusing)
    I do not take this as being an attack. Apparently everyone is getting a laugh out of it. As far as being counterproductive goes, that's for the management to decide. I don't think it drives business away. If anything , it should drive business to you. If someone is acting like a goof next to me I don't see how that should change the customers attitude towards you.
    Once again I'll say let it take it's course.

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    Personally, I can't help but watch girls who dance like this....its like a car wreck, I just have to stop and stare at the stage carnage!

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    guys do like it! It gets their attention....I don't know.

    I guess it looks like the girl is a free spirit and is having fun.

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    LOL you girls are awesome..

    Nawtygirl.. I loved your post.. made me laugh thinking about a girl who would go up to the pole and do what could only be described as "the dog pee" move.. It is hard to give unsolicited advise..

    I was painfully awkward when I started.. I think that is what hurts the most seeing new girls do it.. thinking.. I looked something like that..

    When I started It hurt my knees to crawl.. I got this bright Idea I would just drag my feet behind me... Nice woman took me aside and told me it was reminisent of watching someone on an army obstacle course....

    Oh yes, musn't forget.. while I was trying to perfect the wave and the figure eight she says.. it's ok honey, your allowed to bend your kness a bit.... Me, girating stiff kneed, ass sticking out at the pole..

    Dreamer.. you'd like this, I bet we are just as good at poking fun at ourselves.. who's up to start a "most embarrasing moment" Topic???

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    this did turn out to be a funny thread.


    Ibenu: Ill start the most embaressing thread!!! Ther has got to be some funny stories! Lets see if anyone is willing to share. hee hee.

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    There was this cute little dancer who looked like one those hip hop dancers who used to do this crazy a$$ shake. She would get real close to the floor while still on her feet and just shake it extremely fast and hard up and down! I thought it was a really cute move for her personality. [dazzled]
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    My old club had a spaz dancer. She was hilarious to watch.

    She always had a weeks worth of growth on her legs and forever's worth of growth coming every which way out of her thong.

    She never made money! She would just play pool and flirt with the young boys who weren't spending. I heard rumors that she would go home with them, but I'm not too sure.

    One time she stood at the pole, took three steps backward, and got a running start and jumped on the pole to just kind of hang there.

    One time she used the wheel on the ceiling only to have both of her shoes fly off and go two different directions. One knocked over a guys beer on the stage. No joke!

    Poor girl had no rythem or common sense.

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    Sounds good to me.


    The Hip Hop girl I mean, not the unshaven girl.
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    I think that some dance like that because they are scared and this is there nerves showing.... i have seen one girl like that at a club I was at she didn't dance too bad, just FAST she moved fast, talked fast, and when I was chatting with her she couldn't stop fidgiting, unfortunatly in this case I think she was wired up on somthing..... she was almost trembling she was so hopped up.....

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    well, I have to update on this - spaz dancer totally knows she's a spaz dancer - we just flat out asked her why she dances like that - she says "It is artistic". So that's cool - but the manager had to tell her to slow it down - especially when she would do table dances for men and do this crazy move where she'd lay across their legs, her back towards their face and butt out to the crowd, and jerk up and down like someone was beating her with a mallet. It was actually drawing complaints to management from a few customers.
    But she's a very sweet girl though, and she sure hustles that floor!!
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    i'd throw $ on stage for wicked spaz dancer if it was funny enough

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    Oh, how funny. And yes, I'd imagine if they were amusing enough that would be enough to get tipped... it would from me. I love good physical comedy. I'm mortified though... what if you look so awful and no one tells you, but then talks to other people about it, and you have NO CLUE? Man, that would be easy enough to fix if you wanted... I really don't think I have any reason to be paranoid... I think I KNOW I don't (my boss would [email protected] sure tell me) but geee... that would be awful!

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