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    Ok Ladies fess up, thats the most embaressing moment you have experienced at work.

    And guys you can tell us if you had any embaressing SC moments yourself, Im sure us ladies would loooove to hear.

    Mine:

    I had just finishes a set and I was walking through the club, next thing i knew my right ankle gave out, and then fell on my ass on to the floor! Worse, the club was packed, and when I fell, I let out this high pitched yelp of some sort, so of coarse everyone turned to see me land on the floor.

    Well good part? 3 guys came rushing to help me up Better than getting laughed at I suppose (though Im sure someone laughed. Turns out my shoe broke, I was wearing those 8 inch platforns. So one of the men offered to rub my foot and ankle (cause I ended up twisting it) He also looked at my shoe and told me he could fix it if I wanted and he would bring it to me the next night. So I let him, he did bring the shoe back and he became one of my regular visitors. So I guess it didnt turn out that bad.

    Here is somthing that I saw that I know had to be embaressing:

    This was this one girl who always wore neon colors, yelow and green mostly, so of coarse she was really eye catching and always stood out. I was sitting with a customer at a teble, we were conversing, having a drink, and watching girls onstage.
    Well this particular dancer was onstage and was doing a lot of floorwork. The man I was sitting with pointed out to me that after she walked off stage I should go tell her her costume was ummm soiled. Sure enough, right between her legs was a large dark spot. She had started her period, and she was wearing neon yellow. We were not the only ones who noticed either.
    ewwww.

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    The same thing happed to me a few days ago. My shoe strap broke off causing me to almost fall on my ass but it happened when I was dancing onstage. I didnt know what to do so I took off my shoes and finished my set barefoot. I've also messed up some pole tricks pretty bad and that was embarassing.

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    For what it's worth ladies if I saw you break a shoe or whatever it would only make you even more attractive to me, since then I coulc rush to your aid. Sir Galahad to the rescue, know what I mean?

    Now as for the girl in the neon yellow "soiled" panties, uh sorry but Sir Galahad is not going to aid in that rescue! :o
    Anyone with a memory should be very humble.

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    My shoes always break at the most inopportune times too! My embarrassing moment:

    When I first started dancing I worked at a really neat club with an upstairs couch dance area - from which you could still see the stage/audience.

    A nice gentleman at the stage wanted a dance so he followed me upstairs and waited for the next song while we watched the girls on stage finish their set.

    I protested that people should at least clap for the girls.

    Strangely he said, "Well I cant exactly clap", I thought "Huh?" Then the nice gentleman turned a bit to his side showing me his missing appendage. He was missing an arm! Like an @sshole I was talking about clapping -- I felt like moron.

    No more heavy drinking for me at work! :-/

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    Well, the lapdance area was bumpin' one Friday night. We were all making $$, but the guys were making messes. I musta had a few or five by that time......so I failed to notice that I was dancing in a dirty puddle of beer soiling myself and my outfit SILLY.

    I get called to stage.....I rush to put on my brown stained beer smelling outfit and thong. I get to stage and realize how foul my clothes are so I strip immediately. And yes, My knees were brown and gross too. Echh
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    When I first started, I did a pole spin and a shoe went flying across the club over everyones head and landed behind the bar.

    I worked in a club where the lapdance area was upstairs and there were mirrors set up so you could see downstairs and people downstairs could see upstairs. So I took the bachelor upstairs for a dance, not even realizing that all his freinds are watching us in the mirror. At the end of the song, they all start yelling for me and everyone is looking at me in the mirror instead of the naked girl on stage. This bouncer yells out "That's so and so on stage" really loud. It was so embarassing.

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    My shoes always break at the most inopportune times too! My embarrassing moment:


    I protested that people should at least clap for the girls.

    Strangely he said, "Well I cant exactly clap", I thought "Huh?" Then the nice gentleman turned a bit to his side showing me his missing appendage. He was missing an arm! Like an @sshole I was talking about clapping -- I felt like moron.

    No more heavy drinking for me at work! :-/
    Oh God Indica that is funny!!! I am sorry to laugh but I did something like that once. I had a guy who asked me if he could do a certain job himself or should he pay me to do it. I said, "Well if you are going to get all frustrated and bust a vein in your head you should pay me instead." That is when he told me that a year or two before he had a brain aneurism!!!
    Anyone with a memory should be very humble.

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    When I first started, I did a pole spin and a shoe went flying across the club over everyones head and landed behind the bar.


    Lena

    That could be dangerous if you were wearing spiked heels.
    Anyone with a memory should be very humble.

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    I was featuring at my home club one night and me and some of the girls were in the feature dressing room getting REALLY messed up. I had to hurry cuz I had to go up and I still remember I had on a cowboy outfit..I was on stage and crawling to the end and I just rolled right off the stage!!Right down to the floor. I layed there for a minute(which seemed like forever)and then heard everyone laughin and clapping..Then I got up and grabbed one of the girls to get up there with me and we did a little show. In the end everyone was really cool about it..even management

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    I was part of a very embarrassing moment for a dancer. At one of my favorite haunts there is very little space between the stage and the customer chairs - pretty much only a shelf that can fit a beer. Because of that, we are all up close. One dancer, who has been sort of a friend of mine, misjudged the distance, did a roll, and whacked me square in the face, causing me a gusher of a nose bleed. She was so incredibly sorry and embarrassed that I really felt bad for her. I did all I could to tell her I understood it was an accident and there was no hard feelings (well, except for the feelings in my nose ), but she wouldn't hear of it. I was offered like a dozen free lapdances, but I never took her up on it. She shouldn't have to pay just because of an accident.

    Hey, accidents happen. You just laugh them off (despite the profusion of blood ). I did get to tease her for a while afterwards.

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    I was in visiting a good friend at the club and she was doing some pole work and as she stepped back down she missed the edge of the stage and landed in a gentlemans lap. Luckily neither were hurt.

    Very embarrasing but he also became a good regular ....must ahve been the Sir Gallahad thing...LOL!
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    My embarrassings moments are when I say something stupid on the Lusty Lady intercom between my shows. The idea behind the intercom is to turn guys on with dirty talk so that they come into my booth. One of my usual spiels goes a little like this, "hey you...like my big blue dildo? Wanna see me f*ck myself with this nice dildo? I really wanna see you cum." or if business is slow i'll say, "hey you, I want you to stick your nice big cock in my tight little pussy". After doing this for a few hours my mind goes numb and I don't even hear myself saying anything, but when I get mixed up the results can be really funny.

    The other day I said, " hey you, wanna see me cum? I really wanna see you f*ck yourself with my dildo."

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    "Hey you there, I wanna see you stick your tight little cock in my nice big pussy."

    Right after I say something like this, most of the customers in the Lusty Lady will usually run over to my window to see what's going on. I even picked up a regular that thought it was really funny.

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    ROTF!

    Oh Kaiya, darling -- that is the funniest thing I've ever heard!!

    The other day I said, " hey you, wanna see me cum? I really wanna see you f*ck yourself with my dildo."

    or

    "Hey you there, I wanna see you stick your tight little cock in my nice big pussy."
    Boy I would just screw that right up, lol. (no pun intended)

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    Well, since you asked ...

    If you don't know already, one of my trademark moves on stage is putting an empty beer can in my cleavage and pressing in on the sides of my boobs with my elbows - thwaap, instant flattened can. However, one night I was working a topless alcohol bar in Michigan (where they have one of those awful ladies' drinks with a minimum) and by midnight I was feeling zero pain. I went up for my stage show, and towards the end of the last song I realized that I forgot to troll down an empty beer can. I started looking around the stageside customers' beer cans, and spotted one guy with three beer cans sitting in front of him. I grabbed the one farthest away from him (assuming it was empty) and prepared for the 'climax' of my show.

    Well, anyhow, I stick the guy's beer can between my tits. dance around for 30 seconds or so, come back to center stage, get down on my knees so the stageside guys can have a really good look, and press in with my elbows. But this time the can doesn't flatten cuz it's still 3/4 full.

    Instead the beer can shoots out of my cleavage like a rocket. It barely misses the heads of a couple of guys sitting stageside, gaining altitude. The beer can is also flipping end over end, sloshing beer down on everybody. The can finally lands in an aisle (luckily) about 10 feet away from the stage.

    I'm about ready to just give it up and start in with "oh my God, I'm SO SORRY" - but the crowd starts cheering and tipping like crazy instead! Even so, I've never forgot to line up my own empty beer cans since then.

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    Thank you ladies.... Good for smiles..those of us that dont have an embarrasing period story.. I am told it is only a matter of time...

    I was doing floor work on new years.. got rigged into working, I had had a bit but the club was slow and managment was fine with it.... (non alcholic club)

    I was crawling along looking all sexy into the eyes of a guy 20 feet a head..

    I am not sure what happened but I touched my forhead to the stage and it surprised me.. I jerked my head up really quick so it must have looked like I bounced it off the stage..

    The guy started laughing so hard he slid off of his chair on to the floor.. I laughed so hard on my next "sexy" drag into the crawl.. my hip went right over, feet in the air me on my back gawfawing away.. it was a good night..

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    Oh here is one that belongs to one of my friends.

    She wears one of thos clip on hair pieces. A really pretty on and you couldnt tell it wasnt real, till it fell off one night.

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    Oh My God!!!!!! Same thing happened to my friend!!!!!! She had this awesome ponytail clip on thing. Well, she went up on stage and swung around the pole and the thing came loose and......I kid u not.......flew off ond stuck to the wall behind a customers head!!!!!! It totally freaked him out, but the rest of us were rolling. Needless to say, no more polework when she was "wearing her hair"!!!

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    ROTFLMAO! I haven't laughed this hard in quite a while! LOL Most of these stories remind me of some of my own - I've sent a shoe flying when I kicked my foot up on stage, fallen off stage feet first when attempting to do a backward somersault (sp?) thing where I land on all fours with ass in the air, flipped upside down on a short pole and misjudged the distance so I hit my head on the floor, kicked guys who were trying tip me when I was doing another backward thing in which I land with my ankles on the guy's shoulders and my ass in the air, knocked guys' drinks in their laps when coming over to collect tips at the rail, etc etc.

    Just tonight it was really slow so I rested for a while in this one corner that is semi-roped off with those little brass pole and velvet rope jobbies. When I got up to head out on the hunt, drink and Betty Boop purse in hands, I started to step over the rope but my heel caught on the rope and I tumbled down with the rope caught on my shoe and knocked the little brass poles over. The bouncer came running over asking if I was ok but I was already back up on my feet, and I didn't even spill my drink or drop my purse! HAHA everyone had a huge laugh at how I took all that stuff down, landed on my ass and even a piece of ice bounced out of my glass but not a drop of the drink spilled. I didn't get one speck of liquid on me! All the customers at the bar had seen and one started to offer me another drink but laughed his ass off when he saw I still had mine. Heh, even the girl on stage saw and stopped dancing for a minute to see. Talk about embarrassing! Eeek!

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    Melonie I love the beer can thing! LOL Maybe you should try it with a full can and see what happens - might be hard to control where it flies and lands though, that'd be bad if it hit someone, but if you do it in the middle of a large stage and practice giving the right squeeze you might be able to pull if off. Hehe, nothing like shooting rockets with your tits! Hmm, I'm getting ideas now for other (less dangerous) items to use as 'rockets'.

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    Well, anyhow, I stick the guy's beer can between my tits. dance around for 30 seconds or so, come back to center stage, get down on my knees so the stageside guys can have a really good look, and press in with my elbows. But this time the can doesn't flatten cuz it's still 3/4 full.
    Melonie - what if the strongest thing you drink is a 20.oz Mountain Dew? Couldya crush one of those for me?

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    this is just yucky but once I left the bathroom with a toilet paper trail stuck to my shoe. There's no playing that off in the black light!

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    Well,I use to put pads in my bra before I had my boobs done and was hanging upside down from the pole and wnd the pad fell completely out on the floor I had to kick it off to the corner so no one would see it, and once it was just sticking out half way and I saw it in the mirror and tried to nonchalantly tuck it back in.I also travel when I work and had never been to vegas, my first night these three good looking young guys called me over for a dance so I am dancing and the other two are staring laughing and pointing and I just new it my tampon string was sticking out I was in such a hury to get to cab and get to the club on first night I didnt have time to cut the string I did tuck it in though I guess just not good enough,and another time I had to go to the bathroom really quick before I had to be on stage so I brely had time to wipe ,and ran up on the stage I am dancing really good I jump into a split which isnt aloud at the club ,no floor work but I do it anyways so I am worried about getting in trouble I knoww I was dancing sexy and good but noone was tipping me, just then I get a glimpse in the mirror and stuck to my heel is this Iam talking like 4 feet long piece of toilet paper stuck to my foot, good thing the club wasnt jam packed, boy did I bitch out the girls about how sloppy they are all that toilet paper on the ground in thee doll house no less.

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    A buddy of mine claimed that he went to a club one night and the dancer was doing one of those oh so sexy, stick the butt up in air moves right in front of his face and she suddenly FARTED on him. He said she was mortified, and I would imagine she was!


    Not a dancer but still funny. A buddy of mine took his secretary out for secretary day to a local lunch joint. They are sitting back by the corner where the restroom are.

    A classy looking lady goes in the bathroom dressed to the nines. She comes out a few minutes later looking really professional and very pretty but when she goes by my freinds table they realize that her long skirt is tucked in the ass of her pantie hose!!!!!!!! Her whole butt was hanging out and she never even knew it. My freind cracked up while his scretary went over and told the lady.
    Anyone with a memory should be very humble.

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    I had one last night...

    A bunch of young guys with their girlfreinds had all come in at once and were sitting around the end of the stage. I'd gone to the back of the stage to take my g-string off and was headed back up the stage when this huge flying beetle thing with giant pinchers and florescent blue spots on it flew past me and landed on the pole. Now, I'm not normally very squeemish, but I was naked, and it's a very narrow stage. So, I got the DJ's attention, and he's even more squeemish than me, apparently, he had to go get a bouncer, who had to go get a napkin... and meanwhile everyones whispering "what's going on? there's a bug?"

    I was known for the rest of the night as the girl who was afraid of the bug, and there were no Sir Galahads present :-(

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    Lena you sound like my wife. She can handle a 1200 pound horse but if she sees a daddy long legs spider she comes unglued. LOL


    If I had been there I would have smashed the bug for you. Just yell next time.
    Anyone with a memory should be very humble.

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    This is soo embarrassing I don't even want to post this! But I will for the sheer laugh of it and and cuz i love you guys! It was a really busy night and I ran to the bathroom quick. I ran upstairs feeling good and got a dance I was about half way through the dance I noticed a weird facial expression on the guys face. I didn't ask him what it was but when I reached my hand over by my ass I felt something weird like an extra piece of cloth on my T bar. After the dance I ran to the mirror and checked myself in the mirror and I had toilet paper sticking out of my crack!!!!!!!!!!!!

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