WHAT DID CIONDERELLA SAY WHEN SHE GOT TO THE BALL?
choke choke
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GOLF BALL AND G-SPOT
a guy will spend twenty minutes looking for his golf ball
This little boy hears noises in his moms room one night so he goes to investigate..he opens the door and sees her rubbing herself all over moaning 'i need a man..i need a man!" so he scratches his head and goes back to bed
he hears this again the next night and the next
the night after he hears noises and he looks and shes in bed with a guy..he ponders this and goes back to bed
the next night the mother hears noises in her sons room so she goes to check and he's in there rubbing himself saying...
''i need a bike..i need a bike..'
this guy wants to be a pig farmer so he gets a bunch of sows..so he says to the farmer up the road'can i mate my sows with your hog' guy says sure bring em over
so he loads em up gets em laid and says to the guy'how will i know if their pregnant' guy says 'in the morning if their eating grass you;ll know their pregnant'
so he takes em home and nothing happens so he loads them in the truck and brings em back and gets them laid again...this goes on and on
one morning the man says to his wife' will u check those stupid pigs and tell me if their eating grass'
so she looks out the window and says ' no half of them are in the truck and a couple of them are tooting the horn
hope u like the laughs
ill add more later
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