You Know She Is Your ATF When…
you start setting up your playdates a week in advance.
When she has so thoroughly ruined you for other dancers, you quit keeping a “gotta get some dances” list.
When you run out of money and she spends the last 3 hours of the shift with you anyway.
When 25 dances merely whets your appetite so you buy out the shift and tip the DJ to get her out of the rotation just so you can spend even more time with her.
When you prepay the bouncer for the video sales to keep him from interrupting you when the sale dances are over.
When another dancer walks up to you between songs in the VIP and says: “Are you two still here?” Are you getting married or what?” And your ATF without missing a beat says: “No we’re just having sex.” LOL.
When she invites you to see her performance in a school play. After it’s over, she waits for you in the lobby and you talk non-stop for an hour till they kill the lights and close the place down.
When you have 80 pictures of her and you are in 69 of them because she did a shoot with you.
When you’ve logged over 750 dances with her and still can’t get enough.
When she can crank up the volume and render you incapable of speech any time she wants. LOL
When she goes out to do a stage and you miss it because you still can’t walk and your condition hasn’t changed by the time she returns.
When she doesn’t break any of the club rules but gets so into the dances she blurs the lines between fantasy and reality. When she finishes the set, she dripping with sweat and you are wondering if that was real or just a dance.
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