OK Girls, now fair is fair and it isn't fair that you always have to give guys the lap dances and never get one yourself so here you go. I am going to do my patented Xmarx DeSpot Lap Dance for you girls. Line up right here in these big comfy overstuffed chairs.
The music comes on and it is "The Stripper" boom ba doom, boom ba doom, Da da da da da da!
I start by flexing my huge biceps which or course makes you all swoon and get the vapors. Then I make muscles for you till you can't stand it anymore. I now switch and turn around and d start grinding while my buns of steel shimmy and shake for your pleasure. (Would you maybe believe buns of aluminum?)
Now I go into my pole routine and no I don't use the brass pole I carry my own with me everywhere I go! (Yeah sure)
A few slow back flips, and then I start slowly flexing my huge muscles so much that my shirt rips apart at the buttons and I rip it the rest of the way off and twirl it over my head and toss it into the crowd. I now do the little "bouncing pecs" thing that you all love so much and then turn around as I slowly push my tight jeans down over the aforementioned buns of steel. (Keep the screams down please, my ears are sensitive!)
And then comes the pinnacle of my dance, the absolute tip top, the part that makes you want to scream with ectasy!!!!!!!
I sit down in fron of each of you and pull off those nasty old high heels and give you a long leisurely foot rub, paying special attention to your heels and the balls of your feet as well as your aching calf muscles. A little bit of nice skin cream and a few scented candles burn while I give you ladies a tiny payback for all the fun and pleasure you have given so many guys over the years.
And then I say Thank you for being there. Oh and quick monkey dance to finish things off!
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OK Girls, now fair is fair and it isn't fair that you always have to give guys the lap dances and never get one yourself so here you go. I am going to do my patented Xmarx DeSpot Lap Dance for you girls. Line up right here in these big comfy overstuffed chairs.
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