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    Ok I know we all come across these weirdo guys that want you to do somthing that makes you go "What did you say?
    What are they???

    Here is mine:

    This guy who was a regular customer would never go up to my tip row, but whenever I came off stage he called me over and handed me a $5 or $10

    Well one time I walk over to his table and he tells me to come closer, that he wants to tell me something. He then proceeded to offer me $200 to take this shot glass, and go pee in it. He wanted to drink it !
    CAN YOU SAY EWWWWWWW! I couldnt bring myself to even think about it. just told him I dont have to go cause I just went tinkle

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    WOW that's pretty gross amaya!!! :o I had a guy personally ask me while I was giving him a dance to take my 6 inch stilleto and grind it into his sac. By the way do you guys ever have people BLOW on you while you dance? I get that I don't know what their deal is, I think It's supposed to turn me on! lol ???
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    Lol Amaya, i have had that request before too! Like ok, if i don't lose my job first, then your going to sue me right ?

    My strangest was a man who was asking for a pair of underwear. Not thongs or g-strings but a full panty, white with period blood all over the crotch.
    I laughed it off all the time, because doing phone sex, kinda desensitzed me to these types of people.

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    Oh, I get that all the time shedevil, I just smile all cute and say "no blow jobs" :-)

    I've had guys want me to step on them, kick them, kick them in the face, pee in a cup, pee on them, want to lick me feet or my shoes, want me to destroy something for them, want me to braid their hair, want me to call their girlfreind and tell her that they really do love her.... stuff like that. Oh, and a guy wanted to know one time if I could shoot water out of my pussy.

    We had a thread like this a while ago...

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    Not super gross, but definetley strange, a customer had me sign my name on his artificial leg!
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    I have a friend who was a bouncer in Vegas, he has seen guys make requests for the girls to kick them in the nuts and such.

    The blowing thing I think is kinda common isnt it?
    So is a request to talk dirty
    Hey Ill bet those are the dudes that call pamela when they get home! I never could do that, especially face to face

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    Oh please don't make me tell the pee in a glass story again [puke]

    Refer to the Customer Conversation board, thread titled Stupid things us customers have done. There are quite a few odd customer requests listed there.

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    I think guys like to blow because they want to touch you so bad and they can't, so they try to stimulate your skin the only way they can.

    The weirdest thing I can think of is this foot fetish guy. He wanted me to take off my shoes during a dance. Fine. He wanted me to rub my feet on his crotch. Mmmmm, okay....but it got weird when he asked me to tweak his nipples with my toes. I just couldn't do it with a straight face!

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    This might be a degree or two off topic but Im curious if you ladies have any idea why guys go for this whacked out stuff ??? What happened to good old fashioned lap dancing LOL

    I grew up in the "repressed" days of the 50's and early 60's (before the so called "sexual revolution" ) Sex was never discussed, period, in my home. But I dont go to clubs asking the dancers to beat my ass cause my mama used to do it when I was a bad boy

    Perhaps you could throw out an opinion or two on this as you tell us about your craziest experiences.

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    Oh please don't make me tell the pee in a glass story again [puke]

    Awwww c'mon Naomi...one more time puleeezz. I love the Pee in a Glass Story LMAO
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    I think those guys are stranger than those who want sexual favors and just blurt it out



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    This is more of a strange dancer shtick or gimmick that I've seen. When the club was slow and the owner wasn't there, this girl (a tall beautiful black girl who could go from ghetto to brilliant, and from little girl to fiesty woman, on a dime), would start giving a guy a table dance. She would get to the part of the table dance where she faces him/straddles him, sitting on his thighs and would start moaning and faking an orgasm LOUDLY (like on par with the club's speaker system, if not louder sometimes). The first time she did this, I hear the moaning (above the music being played) and I'm thinking, "Gee, I don't remember moaning during 'Rocky Mountain High'" (just kidding). Anyway, I couldn't see her face because she was facing away from me. So, I'm visually scouring the club to see if I can find the source of the Orgasmatron (because of the acoustics of the club, it was hard to pinpoint the real direction it was coming from). Granted, this all took place in the span of about 30 seconds - 1 minute. All of the sudden, a slightly shocked bouncer comes over to me, looks at her and says, "Can she do that?" I thanked him for finding the source and told him that it didn't say in the dancer guidelines one way or the other whether or not a dancer could use that technique, so I had to let her fly with it.

    Guys were turning around (read: away from the stage) to see what was going on on the bankette along the wall. Think about really bad moaning from a female porn star, but this girl kept a straight face and made it believable (or should I say the guys she was doing this to were thinking, "Damn, I'd like to see her really ride me with that much intensity and fire.")...which of course wouldn't happen...but when a guy is in that state of mind, you'd be surprised how easily he'll give up the green to continue the fantasy. Just as a side note, there wasn't any dirty dancing going on here (read: actual crotch grinding/genital touching), but it was about as close as you can get (and even closer in the customer's mind, I'm sure).

    Needless to say, she had alot of guys lined up for table dances, and some of the other girls started doing it with similar results. Since I really couldn't stop them from doing it and they were making good money off of the gimmick (in addition to the guys in the club going nuts over it), I tried to get the 2-3 girls who did do it to not do it at the same time....I didn't want the club to sound like a room with a bunch of cats in heat.

    That's my weird story from the last couple of weeks.
    I'm sure I'll have more to post soon.

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    Dirty Vegas, You're not gonna believe this but I did that once. I don't know what the hell got in to me, I think it started off as a joke and then as I noticed the positive feedback I just kept going. Don't think I could pull it off again, it was an odd fluke.

    Roy, I have no idea what makes a freak a freak, like I mentioned once before, my theory is it's a genetic disfunction... the Y chromosome. [tounge]

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    Roy, I have no idea what makes a freak a freak, like I mentioned once before, my theory is it's a genetic disfunction... the Y chromosome. [tounge]
    Naomi, I dont know Y you put up with us
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    Naomi Tx -

    I'll bet it made the guy's eyes as big as Buckwheat's or a deer in headlights, right?

    That's the weird thing. You'll get three responses to that gimmick:

    1) The guy will be so caught up in the fantasy that he won't even know that there is anybody else in the room, let alone watching her do this on top of him.
    2) The guy will have that "Yeah, that's right" kind of attitude (...think of Joey on Friends with that, "How Youu Doin'?" kind of cockiness).
    3) The guy will be shy and be like, "What the hell are you doing?...Everybody is looking at us"...which is funny, because most guys want to be known as the stud in the bedroom who can please any woman (as long as it is in story form and can remain unverifiable (also unchallengable, if you catch my drift)). But, you get a dancer doing the moaning/orgasm gimmick on this 3rd type of guy and basically putting his "prowess" out there for alot of other guys to see (judge) (which is a misnomer, because he's not doing anything to elicit the moaning, etc.) and he goes the other direction and has got that look on his face like, "I'm not touching her!...I'm not doing anything to her that would be causing this!"...basically denying the prowess that he would want everybody else to think he has, in any other situation other than this one right now.

    I've seen all three and the 3rd type is definitely the funniest, especially if he was macho before the dance started.

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    A guy came in the club a couple months ago and tells a friend he has a thing for white girls who date black guys. She goes and gets a girl who has a black boyfriend. Ole boy gives her $500 to talk dirty to him cuz he has a fantasy of sucking a black guy's dick while his white girlfriend watches.
    Yeah it was freak week, a guy comes in around 12:30 on a tuesday nite and tells a girl that he'll pay her $600 for the rest of the nite. She agrees, he tells her he has a fantasy of being anally pleasured by a woman with a strapon. Basically more just dirty talk and such and he says that he knows that she probably won't agree to it, but he had something he wanted to show her and she says ok. This fool runs next door to the porn store and buys a huge dildo complete with harness, vibrating bullet, the whole nine, and brings it into the club to the table and gives it to her. She freaks out and the guy leaves but tells her to just hold on to it just in case.
    And, it was really slow 2 weeks ago and I suspect drugs were responsible for this venture, so two girls put on a show. One girl put on a dildo and fucked the other girl in the butt after she did so vaginally first. Then a customer paid them to get onstage and lick the dildo clean. Boy, having that pornstore connected to the club just makes them drift on over with interesting results.
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    ...so two girls put on a show. One girl put on a dildo and fucked the other girl in the butt after she did so vaginally first.
    Let me get this straight...they actually had intercourse (read: penetration), on stage, in a public forum?
    And this is allowed in your club/city/state?

    I've never heard of this before, given that most cities look down upon any kind of SC and are looking for any reason to shut them down. Granted, drugs might have been involved, but I would think that the mgr. would get wind (no pun intended) of this about 20 seconds into it and would usher the girls off stage and out the door...much as guys might want to see that (including the mgr.), that is just opening a huge can of worms.

    Please elaborate...you totally have my attention as to how this come to pass (and continue, it sounds like, for some time).

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    I've been to several clubs that allow dildo shows.

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    When my friend and I were working in vegas we were up in the vip room not together but w/ different guys and she comes running over to me and goes this guy I am w/wants me to spit in his mouth,I was like nasty,and shes like yeah I did it once but he wanted me to keep on doing it so she had to take a break and I think he wanted her to go get her lipstick from the dressing room and continue to put it on for him.

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    Ok this one is really gross, I mean really.I didnt see it but I was telling my friend about this thread, and he told me, (he worked in a SC) that this guy offered the dancer $200 to pull out her tampon and put it in his drink (dont ask me how he found out it was time of month for her) He didnt want to drink out of it after, he just wanted her to do it. And she did. ewwwwwww
    [puke]

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    I hate the guys who put $1 bills over their beer bottles and expect you to retrieve them with your kitty.
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    Hell NO its not legal. It is as illegal as you can get. If the vice boys had been passing through they would have gone to jail with much worse than those flimsy little$99 and $125 tickets. They would have been charged with probably prostitution, pornographic conduct and public performance and much much more. It was like and it happened really quickly. Nothing like this has ever happened before to my knowledge in the past couple years. I mean girl/girl stuff is no big deal and a regular occurrence. Some of it is actual lesbian show stuff and half of it is girls onstage flipping their hair in the way while pretending. But, I guess shit just happens sometimes when nobody's really paying attention.

    And Juliette I so know what you mean. I dislike it when girls before me pick up stage tips off of noses and foreheads like that cuz customers are disappointed b/c I can only pick stuff up with my hands and occassionally my breasts and legs. If I have a coworker come tip me and she has the money near her head I always pick the money up with my thighs as I slide over them, but money is too germy to be picked up with my cooch. I wouldn't lay at home and let my boy rub a Benjamin on my shit so hell no I'm not gonna let some stranger do so with a $1.
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    I've been to several clubs that allow dildo shows.
    Lucky gal, that sort of act can get the dancers charges for obscenity here in PR.



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    Juliette deSade and Divyne - Do you guys work topless or nude?
    Some of the girls in my club (topless) are like, "I can't/won't do that", and others are like, "Hey, I've got bottoms on and if that's the way they want me to pick it up (and may lead to more of it), then I'll do it".

    Just curious.

    I can see why you wouldn't want to pick up a bill with your Cookie if you were nude...

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    Where I work if you wanna be nude you can. City law states topless, but it is universally ignored I however, only go topless, except once a year on my bday for my multiple song bday girl set. I wanna know: How do you pick it up if you have botttoms on with the actual cooch with out placing it squarely on the mouth of the bottle and then squeezing. You might as well do a bottle show if you're gonna sit on it. I myself am just really picky about lots of thing, so being a stripper is the same thing. Some of the girls say I'm stuck up, but I won't pull my bottoms to the side and flash my pussy for a dollar. I won't take tips with my tits when the guy puts it so far back in his teeth that I know he's gonna try to push it in between my breasts with his tongue when I lean in to be tipped. I also refuse to bounce my ass or make it clap for better stage tips, all the better for me that I don't actually know how.
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